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You shouldn't hug strangers. Saw this on FB and lost my . You see this kind of funny anymore that is original.. Search for people, places and things Cl. shared

Saw this on FB and lost my ****.

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Fund tor thought- English (UK)- Privat
Ea Epic in one
2 hours as aiy
If in random person
hugged you and
walked away, what would
you do?
stout an hour as M
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Michael Hargreaves I would hunt this creature for days, learn its daily schedule, I
discover every little dirty secret about this scourge on Earth. Then, once my recon is
complete, I would Jethro to his family home, burning his T children, wife and maid into
ashes floating in the breeze. , I would rob a bank and use the funds to pay forthe
best, most skilled plastic surgeon to alter my entire physical frame, gender, height, facial
structure, everything. Then I would use the rest of my bank money to change my name,
and create an excessive back story's my fake persona. Inventing family members, old
childhood friends, awhole existence. Afterwars has been done. would apply for ajob at
my hug rapists place offord. I would spend 6 months working there, acting completely
normal. would eventually begin to hirt with him, aggressively, since I am originally a male
by birth, I know what a man wants, so I make his heart mine very rapidly. Then the man
gets a phone call, they have finally collected all the ashes onhis family. (l spread it across
the coast line form Kilometers), its funeral time. I attend with him out of respect... Then,
once he is at the covens onhis dead children, wife and maid (Why the maid is there I dont
know), 9 break dancers erupt out ofthe covens like the cast reanimated. After a
20 minutes offish energy, excessive show tunes styled dancing that end in a beautiful
fireworks display. They all produce individual squares of cloth, holding them together, it
reveals a message saying "Lookat your '. He turns, And my plastic
surgery has been removed not unlike a Scooby Doo villain reveal. To which he see' s me
standing there with aherm passion in my eyes. His eyes widen in awe as he realizes who
lam. I slowly walk upto him, he is trembling in fear. I simply lean in, wrap my arms
around his body, embrace him andthen whisper, "You shouldnt hug strangers"
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#7 - tulimarito
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(10/09/2013) [-]
This fills my creep belly.
This fills my creep belly.
#8 to #7 - insanepain [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I'll fill your belly with something else if it pleases you.
#15 - insanepain [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Trolling through FJ and stumble upon my own post.... mfw
#17 to #15 - azswampy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - marlton
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(10/09/2013) [-]
You ******** _ insanepain saw this post which was his, while in the backwaters of front page.
User avatar #4 - lepard
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(10/09/2013) [-]
That white space
#5 to #4 - insanepain [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Gotta represent.
#21 - mangoroid
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#19 - urapooper
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I feel like this was a fanfiction I've read some time ago
User avatar #16 - rhinocerous **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
It's kind of scary to do stuff like that these days, what with all the assault lawsuits being thrown around and the political correctness and whatnot...there's not a lot you can do if they choose to call a hug "rape"
User avatar #3 - imagnetsux
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(10/08/2013) [-]
fondle their testicles
#6 to #3 - insanepain [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
But they have already walked away, unless you have stolen their testicles in the hugging process.
User avatar #1 - icameheretotroll
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Probably pickpocket him
User avatar #2 to #1 - appleflash
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(10/08/2013) [-]
My boyfriend has pickpocket me jesterday, while hugging me from behind. He got a napkin out of my pocket, threw it on the floor, shouted "Pickpocket increades!" and ran away giggeling....