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#18 - kyoutu ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
cool.
User avatar #220 to #18 - supercookieduster ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
ayy my avatars relevant
#162 to #124 - affix [OP](09/13/2015) [-]
This "unspoken rule" is pretty often spoken here on FJ.
#127 to #124 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
that doesnt apply to females.
User avatar #134 to #127 - hokeymon (09/13/2015) [-]
Spoken like a true weeb.
#215 to #127 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
only if its ********
User avatar #20 to #18 - lvlonemeepo (09/12/2015) [-]
yay
#22 to #18 - barsaka ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
anime gurls are different, im not sure it counts
User avatar #68 to #18 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
if t hat's her profile picture, i can only imagine what she looks like
User avatar #177 to #68 - nemecyst (09/13/2015) [-]
You back the **** up, Mememe is great.

But f'real I met a girl who had done a Mememe costume, good times, it consists of nothing but a tiny blue and white striped bikini and a blue wig, but it gave me boners.
User avatar #189 to #177 - sackit (09/13/2015) [-]
i otught it was a jinx like anime style thing
#190 to #189 - nemecyst (09/13/2015) [-]
No sir, its a animation competition thing with music done by the guy who made the soundtrack to Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt

Cool and trippy video
#193 to #190 - notsohappygamer (09/13/2015) [-]
oh god not mememe
User avatar #191 to #190 - sackit (09/13/2015) [-]
i only watch this thing like when im bored
User avatar #23 to #18 - newtamalego (09/12/2015) [-]
Now **** her
#10 - vladi (09/12/2015) [-]
"...but only if you're a hot guy and I kinda like you"
User avatar #199 to #10 - admin (09/13/2015) [-]
holy **** FJ is finally getting smart about women

am i dreaming?
User avatar #205 to #199 - jonball ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
don't get your hopes up too much now.
User avatar #16 to #10 - europe (09/12/2015) [-]
Don't forget rich
#50 to #16 - bann (09/13/2015) [-]
Unless she's a rich girl, then she's gone too far and it don't matter anyway.
User avatar #53 to #50 - gabsmatags (09/13/2015) [-]
But can she rely on the old man's money?
#56 to #53 - bann (09/13/2015) [-]
Yea, she can, but it's a bitch girl.
User avatar #57 to #56 - gabsmatags (09/13/2015) [-]
I'd say money won't get her too far...
#59 to #57 - bann (09/13/2015) [-]
DONTCHU KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

Good talk fellow Bala
User avatar #62 to #59 - gabsmatags (09/13/2015) [-]
Man, this is just the method of modern love.
#161 to #16 - concetrationcamp (09/13/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** nice avatar
#60 - hoex (09/13/2015) [-]
it's because he added the smiley. came on too strong
User avatar #91 to #60 - wobblewub (09/13/2015) [-]
it's surprising how far things so little as punctuation, emoticons, and so on with the impressions of people over things like text and IM
User avatar #173 to #91 - kinginthenorth (09/13/2015) [-]
With the lack of pronounciation, it can be hard to tell. So pronounciation and emoticons help a lot.
#212 to #203 - bibbity (09/13/2015) [-]
Go for it man.
User avatar #213 to #212 - ninjahitman (09/13/2015) [-]
I cheated though, already dating her.
#214 to #213 - bibbity (09/13/2015) [-]
In that case, I'm sorry for letting you know your girlfriend only thinks she likes you
User avatar #204 to #203 - ninjahitman (09/13/2015) [-]
I added a heart
#19 - anon (09/12/2015) [-]
it looks like those two attempts were from dudes who have already pursued those girls already.
#90 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
I'm going to send it to a few girls and I'll get back with the results!
#230 to #90 - ffinfinity ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
damn son you delivered nice, but that one chick is said bye has no chill
User avatar #113 to #90 - sirfapaton (09/13/2015) [-]
We shall be waiting.
#116 to #113 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
Don't worry lads, just going to compile the results.
As you can see, it's not going as swimmingly as I thought.

Should I just reply to it here or put it up as new content?

sirfapaton
User avatar #120 to #116 - nithorry ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Post it here bro
User avatar #118 to #116 - sirfapaton (09/13/2015) [-]
No need to mention me if you respond to me. nithorry is the one you should've mentioned
#114 to #90 - nithorry ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
You best deliver OP
I look foward to seeing the results.
#121 to #90 - ffinfinity ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
id like to see the results, for science of course
#131 to #90 - thecrayzeeman (09/13/2015) [-]
Awaiting results.
User avatar #132 to #131 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
ffinfinity, nithorry, sirfapaton

Still waiting for results.
#133 to #132 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
How should I respond lads.
ffinfinity nithorry sirfapaton thecrayzeeman
#135 to #133 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
it's hey beautiful not you're beautiful
now you turned it into a compliment
User avatar #136 to #135 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
**** , I WROTE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL TO LIKE 60 ******* GIRLS **** .

#137 to #136 - thecrayzeeman (09/13/2015) [-]
You done-diddly goofed now.
#143 to #136 - sparkieemae (09/13/2015) [-]
Yeah that's just a weird ****** thing to do. With "Hey beautiful" it indicates you might have a conversation you'd like to start.

You went and made it weird by just complimenting a bunch of people out of no where. Figure it out. Continue your weird conversation. Maybe tell the truth

"Yeah there's this website and I just said that to a lot of girls hoping for an entertaining or potentially aggressive response to screencap and laugh at but you kind of ruined it by asking why instead of doing one of the two things I wanted."
-4
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#146 to #145 - sparkieemae (09/13/2015) [-]
Then no wonder that one girl just said "Bye"   
You shouldn't be off complimenting people when you have a girlfriend.  and are madly in love with yourself
Then no wonder that one girl just said "Bye"
You shouldn't be off complimenting people when you have a girlfriend. and are madly in love with yourself
#148 to #146 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
She knows, I'm showing her the responses.
I just don't care about facebook ******** . I hardly use Facebook in the first place, just trying to give a few lads on a website a laugh.
User avatar #139 to #135 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
Alright lads, I've done it again. I found some more girls on facey and wrote hey beautiful.
Be ready for heaps of mentions, ffinfinity nithorry sirfapaton thecrayzeeman
#140 to #139 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
Lmao, good start lads
#149 to #142 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
She wants the deeeee from meeeeee
#150 to #149 - thecrayzeeman (09/13/2015) [-]
Damn son, you gonna be drowning in pussy within the hour.
#141 to #140 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
She wants the deeeeeeeee
#154 to #141 - tootskiclothing (09/13/2015) [-]
ffinfinity nithorry sirfapaton thecrayzeeman
The internet lies.
#196 to #154 - nithorry ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
OPs Delivering!!
User avatar #165 to #154 - ilusha (09/13/2015) [-]
She has a hijab
>
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#48 - switchctiws (09/13/2015) [-]
...
#156 to #48 - dzaovnied (09/13/2015) [-]
>lol
That's like saying: "Just kiding don't get mad at me"
#158 to #156 - merrrione ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
hoverhands are the worst ******* thing. if i have to take a picture i either put my hand in my pocket if i know whoever is next to me wouldnt like getting touched, or i actually ******* put my hand on them. and i'm the most beta person i know.
#232 to #156 - switchctiws (09/13/2015) [-]
It's because I had said it to her a few times before and it makes her blush. So I was just acknowledging her awkwardness with the "lol".
User avatar #37 - smokejmac ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
I did that once, got a conversation out of it. I thought it was going somewhere until she suddenly stopped replying. I found out later from a mutual friend that I was too boring to talk to.
User avatar #152 to #37 - enslavedyouth (09/13/2015) [-]
Same as anon. I'm more of a listener.
#125 to #37 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I seem to have that problem as well. Apparently in person I'm a great listener. Can't actually speak though.
#222 to #125 - humanityfckyeah (09/13/2015) [-]
Polite way of saying you're boring and can't hold a conversation
#6 - wizarddinosaur (09/12/2015) [-]
**wizarddinosaur used "*roll picture*"**
**wizarddinosaur rolled image**
User avatar #201 to #6 - AreyouSerious (09/13/2015) [-]
you can't abort what you can't catch!
#155 to #6 - cubedpixel (09/13/2015) [-]
Made by me don't steal
User avatar #211 to #155 - kpobococbko ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Uploaded by me, pls don't make a meme.
#21 - sobir (09/12/2015) [-]
**sobir rolled user faggotishshit ** hey beautiful
#218 to #21 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"****anonymous rolled image**   
i am scared right now... but also aroused
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
i am scared right now... but also aroused
#31 to #21 - faggotishshit ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
**danmegaflakes rolled user loganmadder ** hey faggot
0
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#33 - joshlol (09/13/2015) [-]
well zombienurse didn't report me to the police so that's good
#197 to #33 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
three i's=wants the deeck
#216 to #33 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
i enjoy waffles with some nice maple syrup...
or maybe some peanut butter or jam hmm cant decide
#45 to #33 - butplug (09/13/2015) [-]
It's Photoshopped. faggot
User avatar #208 to #45 - zombienurse (09/13/2015) [-]
Nope actually not.
User avatar #46 to #45 - joshlol (09/13/2015) [-]
no son
User avatar #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
sent it to a few fjers will post results
#224 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
sciencexplain
#227 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
mizzdepp
#228 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
raptorjesusdiedfor
#186 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
syrianassassin
User avatar #202 to #186 - cabbagemayhem (09/13/2015) [-]
syrianassassin is a girl? So I'm not gay
#225 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
postingloudly
#234 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
itsthetie <3
#178 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
cuteasiangirls
#219 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
tridaak
User avatar #221 to #219 - tridaak ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
I thought I was special
User avatar #223 to #221 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
haha c:
User avatar #181 to #180 - andra ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
haha
User avatar #182 to #181 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #183 to #182 - andra ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
srs tho i need help with this chemistry
User avatar #184 to #176 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
Hightechlowlife
User avatar #187 to #185 - hightechlowlife ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Oh no, my American is showing.
User avatar #188 to #187 - helpful (09/13/2015) [-]
haha
User avatar #11 - brnoflynn (09/12/2015) [-]
**brnoflynn rolled user animedudej **

Hey beautiful
User avatar #32 to #11 - lordofbreadrolls ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Go away you creep
#12 to #11 - animedudej (09/12/2015) [-]
hey there
#13 to #12 - brnoflynn (09/12/2015) [-]
**brnoflynn used "*roll picture*"**
**brnoflynn rolled image** have this for being beautiful
#14 to #13 - animedudej (09/12/2015) [-]
hey, right back at ya, pal
#115 to #14 - genepool (09/13/2015) [-]
Inspiring picture. I have about 15+ waifus, and this is pretty sobering to me...
#159 to #115 - merrrione ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
consider your laifu destroyed
#174 - sildra (09/13/2015) [-]
Omg
User avatar #29 - ramosnoodles (09/13/2015) [-]
**ramosnoodles rolled user evilicious ** Hey u ugly **** jk ur beautiful
#28 - akabei (09/13/2015) [-]
They texted "hey beautiful " not "hey beautiful"

Problem solved
#206 - vetis (09/13/2015) [-]
**vetis rolled user Doomonyou **

Hey beautiful. Call the police, they can't uncompliment you.
#129 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #79 - bobbydahobo (09/13/2015) [-]
**bobbydahobo rolled user Ruspanic **
Hey beautiful ;)
User avatar #80 to #79 - Ruspanic (09/13/2015) [-]
Hey sexy
User avatar #82 to #80 - bobbydahobo (09/13/2015) [-]
Ok, now is time for sexuals, yes?
User avatar #77 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
**Dusksamurai rolled user teratorn ** Hey Beautiful
User avatar #78 to #77 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #92 to #78 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Check content.

How are you?
User avatar #94 to #92 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
I'm alright,you?
User avatar #95 to #94 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Meh, I'm acceptable, just hanging out at a friends house. Everyone's gone to bed so I'm just browsing... What're you up to dude?
User avatar #96 to #95 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
I'm on this website called Funnyjunk.
User avatar #98 to #96 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Ah I see.... How is it? Good content?
User avatar #99 to #98 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
Its all garbage as usual. I'm only killing time here.
User avatar #100 to #99 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
I see... How else do you kill time? Aside from this interesting website called Funnyjunk?
User avatar #101 to #100 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
Play games and watch Twitch streams.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Oh, Which games? Which twitch streams?
User avatar #103 to #102 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
CS:GO,TF2,Unturned,War Thunder.
Only DanielfromSL on Twitch if I can catch him online.
User avatar #104 to #103 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Ah, I don't play any of those, shame. Alright well, I'm not sure what else to talk about D:
User avatar #105 to #104 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
I wouldnt be the best person in the world to bring up a topic either.
User avatar #107 to #105 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Ah, not much to talk about on the top of your head eh?
User avatar #108 to #107 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
Yes. If you excuse me I'm going to do my TF2 contract.
User avatar #109 to #108 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
Have a nice night person
User avatar #110 to #109 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
Its morning.
User avatar #111 to #110 - Dusksamurai ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]
1am for me, so night... Or morning depending on how you look at it. Have a nice -thing- either way XD
User avatar #126 to #111 - teratorn (09/13/2015) [-]
I see the time past 00:00 as morning.
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