You're all a bunch of fruits.
RIPENESS GUIDE
for PRODUCE
cantaloupe i A truly good cantaloupe will
bounce all the way from the
grocery floor back up to your
hands.
You need to pick bananas that
Bananas are a little green, but still. fit
inside at least 4 holes in your
body,
watermelon Shake it Do you hear the seeds
screaming, begging for
freedom? If so, they need a few
more days to give up hope.
Apples Twist the stem. Does it break
off? Run - you only have a few
seconds until explosion.
for PRODUCE
cantaloupe i A truly good cantaloupe will
bounce all the way from the
grocery floor back up to your
hands.
You need to pick bananas that
Bananas are a little green, but still. fit
inside at least 4 holes in your
body,
watermelon Shake it Do you hear the seeds
screaming, begging for
freedom? If so, they need a few
more days to give up hope.
Apples Twist the stem. Does it break
off? Run - you only have a few
seconds until explosion.
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