You'll Need All 30 Of Them

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#4 - worldatarms (14 hours ago) [-]

>Gets 30 rolls of Toliet paper stolen
>Wake up to his house teepee'd

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#5 to #4 - belshir (14 hours ago) [-]

dont work in a flat mate, you would have to teepee the whole building just to make a point, this will take precision, cunning, and no small amount of toilet paper

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#13 to #5 - ygdosst ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]

No small amount, So like 30 rolls?

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#2 - uncitelymanners (14 hours ago) [-]

On items such as toilet paper and soaps you cans set up an auto order. So it will re-order at a set time. Say in 3 months you use one package of TP, so you set the time for every 3 months.

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#36 to #2 - alpako (8 hours ago) [-]

that song is dank as ****
i love it

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#3 - saimaster (14 hours ago) [-]

Actually ALOT if people order TP off of Amazon.
Source: I work for Amazon in a warehouse, the ship dock. I can't count the vast number of SIOC toilet paper boxes I've stacked on trucks, it's ridiculous.

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#25 to #3 - scorcho (9 hours ago) [-]

i mean, that is not even a stupid idea.
like >>#2 said, you can put it on auto order and you never have to worry about forgetting to buy tp ever again.

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#40 to #3 - flypenguin (7 hours ago) [-]

I use the amazon dash things. Running low on toilet paper? Push a button, wake up next day, toilet paper sitting on porch.
I hate going to the store

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#15 to #3 - cokacolarawr ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]

I work at an Amazon facility as well! People would also be surprised how many diapers we go through.

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#16 to #15 - saimaster (10 hours ago) [-]

It's always TP and diapers...
Also **** A1 and Q4-Q6 boxes. They are pains in the ass to stack.

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#23 to #16 - mikeypooh (9 hours ago) [-]

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#24 to #23 - saimaster (9 hours ago) [-]

We do sell dildos at mine.
We have a specific dildo there, which is the anatomically correct horse cock dildo...I've only seen it once.

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#26 to #24 - mikeypooh (9 hours ago) [-]

id want one but it wont fit

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#17 to #16 - cokacolarawr ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]

I work in bound stow, but mainly on the dock. **** the people who overfill totes and leave all the small stuff covering heavy ass **** I have to throw on the line.

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#18 to #17 - saimaster (10 hours ago) [-]

Ah you're Inbound then? Do you work for a sort or non-sort?

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#19 to #18 - cokacolarawr ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]

I'm a stower put the **** on shelves so it can be ordered. I work in a medium sized facility nothing over 25lbs, so they say. We get lots of pallets but usually nothing too big.

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#20 to #19 - saimaster (10 hours ago) [-]

Yeah, I'm just outbound ship dock
Probably the easiest job there, it's just making boxwalls in trucks or loading pallets onto them.
I'm so sorry you're in stow man, my friend is in stow and it sucks balls from what he's told me.

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#21 to #20 - cokacolarawr ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]

That stuff actually looks like fun! I actually love stow. It is literally one of the easiest things ever. It can be boring don't get me wrong, but it can also be a lot of fun!

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#39 to #21 - sketchE ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]

bro **** RSR. i spend most of my time waterspider and i ******* hate seeing rsr come up the vrc

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#41 to #39 - cokacolarawr ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]

I love waterspidering I did it all throughout peak! I actually have done a full day of stow in months!

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#6 to #3 - theugandanhero (13 hours ago) [-]

Sounds pretty ******

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#7 to #6 - saimaster (13 hours ago) [-]

I can't tell if you're making a pun or a stab at my job.

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#8 to #7 - theugandanhero (13 hours ago) [-]

It's both
I like stabbing things

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#9 to #8 - saimaster (13 hours ago) [-]

Oh
I do too
Wanna hang out and go stab random people?
I promise I won't stab you and take your wallet

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#10 to #9 - theugandanhero (13 hours ago) [-]

Let's hang
**** yeah
Pls no I'm too broke

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#22 to #3 - ldnelson (10 hours ago) [-]

As a college student I thank you for your efforts. Sorry I'm making you lift all my textbooks at the moment

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#11 - machiavellianhumor (13 hours ago) [-]

im trying to find something on amazon to get my mom for like 100 to 200 dollars. i wanted it to be something that makes her life easier but also was entertaining. she's terrible with tech so i wanted to get her a irobot robot vacuum. but the price went up to like 400 dollars. dammit

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#28 to #11 - lennybrown (9 hours ago) [-]

Try this its £149.99 not sure how much in USD maybe $200 they deliver world wide.
You need to login to view this link

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#30 to #28 - machiavellianhumor (8 hours ago) [-]

yeah there's others that are cheapers however i do want one that is from a reputable company that has reviews and stuff

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#33 to #30 - lennybrown (8 hours ago) [-]

Irobot Roomba 620 Is the cheapest Irobot you can buy new. try that

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#34 to #33 - machiavellianhumor (8 hours ago) [-]

alright i'll look at it then

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#29 to #11 - treeoctopus (9 hours ago) [-]

Dude, just get her a vacuum. An irobot is a waste of money.

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#31 to #29 - machiavellianhumor (8 hours ago) [-]

a vacuum is boring and stupid to get

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#27 to #11 - scorcho (9 hours ago) [-]

get her 200 dollars worth of crafting supplies.
she will need mold making silicone,
plaster bandages for ease of use,
aswell as some kind of casting resin. i would suggest anything polyethylene based.
also some paint and a can of release agent.
should be enough to make a detailed mold of you,
and cast herself a better son who will get her that vacuum and is also made of durable resin.

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#32 to #27 - machiavellianhumor (8 hours ago) [-]

i am a clay molded crafted godlike specimen. you are correct

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