You know nothing John Snow
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slenderwolf (01/09/2015) [-] 
Ygritte, the only person happy to hear about eight inches of Snow.
Reading the books right now, around the part where Ygrette and Jon Snow start getting real friendly. A line is, "If you want to look you have to show. You know nothing, Jon Snow."
And I just have to think, oh Martin you clever bastard, that's a damn good line.
Reading the books right now, around the part where Ygrette and Jon Snow start getting real friendly. A line is, "If you want to look you have to show. You know nothing, Jon Snow."
And I just have to think, oh Martin you clever bastard, that's a damn good line.
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] She reminds me of "Shot through the heart" by Bon Jovi
Especially when she dies.
Especially when she dies.
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] See the point was that it was supposed to be a spoiler.
Like when Tyrion shoots his father with a crossbow right above the dick.
Like when Tyrion shoots his father with a crossbow right above the dick.
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klaes (01/09/2015) [-] Meh, I don't get spoiling stuff for people. There's not much fun in it and it's not even really messing with someone, it's just dropping information on them.
Besides, everything you're talking about happened in the show already, so 80% of people who care will already know about it.
Good luck with spoiling the show for others and have fun I guess.
Besides, everything you're talking about happened in the show already, so 80% of people who care will already know about it.
Good luck with spoiling the show for others and have fun I guess.
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] I thought the show ended on Stannis killing off the wildlings at the gates of the wall near castle black and snow was lord commander.
Never watched it.
Never watched it.
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] Why suck a dick you've never seen?
Because you were thirsty.
Its not a question of why, its a question of why not.
Because you were thirsty.
Its not a question of why, its a question of why not.
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newtamalego (01/09/2015) [-] That was a terrible analogy, a better one would be
Why tell people how a dick you've never sucked tastes.
Why tell people how a dick you've never sucked tastes.
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] Well I've already sucked the books dicks, so I know the taste.
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newtamalego (01/09/2015) [-] that's like sucking the person's brother's dick and assuming it's the same.
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] The family recipe is the same.
And in the case of books and tv shows, especially GOT
its exact.
Tastes like blood, salt, tears, and incest.
Just how I like my dicks.
And in the case of books and tv shows, especially GOT
its exact.
Tastes like blood, salt, tears, and incest.
Just how I like my dicks.
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] "Guis I need to read comments on funnyjunk cuz that is the best thing to do on a friday afternoon guis. so much better then talking about a show guis"
Are you implying I'm spending all my time and energy doing this?
Dude, im currently jerking off to henti using nerd tears as lube from these comments.
Im hacking in CS:GO cuz im leet pro 420, and haveing sex with your mom with my other dick.
#rekt420noscpoe360blazealldayXxCoD_SniapersxXAllDay
Are you implying I'm spending all my time and energy doing this?
Dude, im currently jerking off to henti using nerd tears as lube from these comments.
Im hacking in CS:GO cuz im leet pro 420, and haveing sex with your mom with my other dick.
#rekt420noscpoe360blazealldayXxCoD_SniapersxXAllDay
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mendelevium (01/09/2015) [-] The only problem is is that sometimes bitches realize the red thumbs only make me harder, so they thumb me up like that one cunt
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truesmokewolf (01/09/2015) [-] Every student in the southern United States loves hearing about eight inches of snow.
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cuntism (01/09/2015) [-] Imagine what blowing him was like for her...unwashed in god knows how long, sweaty matted unkempt fetid cock...I bet it was like blowing a chunk of feta
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thesovereigngrave (01/09/2015) [-] Well I'd imagine most Wildlings don't get the chance to bathe particularly often, so I'd say it was probably pretty normal for her.
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Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-] bet it would have been worse for him going down on her, which we know he actually did considering how much of a smell can come from a womans area, at least a bit more than a guy
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comradewinter ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I remember it as they did it after taking a bath inside the cave?
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comradewinter ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, but they only started doing it after they had available washing facilities.
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comradewinter ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I only watched the show. But judging from that, they first did it in that cave. No more scenes were shown, but it's kind of implied. As for the original books, I don't know when it first happened.
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dameush (01/09/2015) [-]
it basically first happened in the books when ygrette kept giving him obvious hints and the other wildlings were questioining his manhood for not ******* her and at the time he was trying to draw suspicion off himself however in the books as well as the show it's in the cave that they first actually look at eachother naked because before they just had sex under the blankets
