Don't feel too bad. I had a round of CoD in Hardhat where a friend of mine was randomly on the other team. He spent about 5 minutes trying to knife me from behind and I'd always happen to move just as he slashed. I finally turned around at some point and emptied a shotgun into him, but I hadn't realized anything was going on behind me. He was just there. Didn't realize who it was until my phone rang and he called me an asshole before hanging up.
that body on the stairs reminds me of a beautiful story
>be me
>playing cod: bo2
>bored, so i get a friend and we have a 1v1 duel
>snipe him
>go low all the way down, yknow? lower than going prone. and crawl up his dead ass
>im now inside his body
>fire a few bullets
>he comes over
>stands right next to me
hear him go "wait, what the fu-" before i stand up and knife him.