You Fucked Up That Bad
you Hart i" the leg
I' actuay blowout/ 'r' t) U :, you startad
how is it possible to **** up this bad
I' actuay blowout/ 'r' t) U :, you startad
how is it possible to **** up this bad
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lightninghedgehog (11/09/2015) [-] i hope i get to nuke something.
megaton 2.0 here i come
megaton 2.0 here i come
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lwlarcopolio (11/09/2015) [-] Confirmed to not be true Thanks for trying to be a cunt tho, since you need some sort of validation in your life <3
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moldybreadcrumb (11/09/2015) [-] If youre gonna spoil something and piss everybody off at least make sure the information is accurate
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grimfuck (11/08/2015) [-] Have you heard of Robert Liston? the only surgery with a 300% mortality rate? I think that compares
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chadisyounggg (11/09/2015) [-] I don't think you understand exactly what he mean't? Maybe read more then just the first part of the comment?
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battlebrotherlayn (11/08/2015) [-] 300%? So like, did he kill 300% more than the average surgeon or is it like shotguns and accuracy, where if you lined up enough patience at once it goes over 100%?
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battlebrotherlayn (11/08/2015) [-] So it was like shotgun accuracy, WITH BUT ONE SHOT, HE MURDERED 3 PEOPLE!
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muffindemon (11/09/2015) [-] >amputated a patient's leg in 2 1/2 minutes
>in his eagerness, the patient's testicles as well
>in his eagerness, the patient's testicles as well
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applejackownish (11/09/2015) [-] "Removal in 4 minutes of a 45-pound scrotal tumour, whose owner had to carry it round in a wheelbarrow."
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amalah ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
As a surgeon, you have a man on the table... He either lives (0% mortality) or dies (100%) mortality... That guy ****** up so bad, he killed the man on the table, the assistant AND himself.
That is something to admire... And avoid at all cost in the same time.
That is something to admire... And avoid at all cost in the same time.
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biebergotswag (11/09/2015) [-] spoiler alert, elder lyons return in this game, and if you side with the commonwealth, you get to kill both him and sarah lyons.
ok, i just made it up for attention, i am a attention whore
ok, i just made it up for attention, i am a attention whore
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mcbergstedt (11/09/2015) [-] Holy **** that's a big tumor that he removed
"Removal in 4 minutes of a 45-pound scrotal tumour, whose owner had to carry it round in a wheelbarrow."
"Removal in 4 minutes of a 45-pound scrotal tumour, whose owner had to carry it round in a wheelbarrow."
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terminalvelocity (11/09/2015) [-] but this is a gem :
The patient died but the artery lives, in University College Hospital pathology museum, specimen No. 1256.
The patient died but the artery lives, in University College Hospital pathology museum, specimen No. 1256.
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fukkendragonite (11/09/2015) [-] He was one of the fastest surgeons around, and as wikipedia put it, speed was essential when the patient risks infection and going into shock from pain. Quicker it's over with, the better chance of survival he has. No antiseptics, no anaesthesia.
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arearea (11/08/2015) [-] "Fascinating, so by cutting off_ that_ arm you kill the infection in this arm"
"wait....what do you mean"
"....What do_ you_ mean?"
"wait....what do you mean"
"....What do_ you_ mean?"
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anangrytaco (11/08/2015) [-] It may seem like something really stupid but I hear this used to be a common malpractice. That's why doctors are encouraged to write their initials on a leg they amputate or operate.
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mattdoggy ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-] It's actually really common, happening over 40 times a week in America.
A few medical procedures will have doctors have simple problems like miss counting tools, mixing up patients, or getting simple disorientation on stuff like left and right. While small it can result in stuff like a sponge being left inside you, getting an operation meant for someone else, or getting an operation on the wrong side of the body.
To combat it they recommend you talk with the attending surgeons, nurses, and other doctors about the procedure and make sure they know exactly what they're working on. Other tips are to write your own name and designate what needs fixing with a sharpie. They literally will give you a sharpie and tell you to write things on yourself like "not this leg the other one" or "cut here" along different limbs. It might seem a little rude to professional surgeons, but we are all human excluding lizard people and mole men and we all make mistakes.
A few medical procedures will have doctors have simple problems like miss counting tools, mixing up patients, or getting simple disorientation on stuff like left and right. While small it can result in stuff like a sponge being left inside you, getting an operation meant for someone else, or getting an operation on the wrong side of the body.
To combat it they recommend you talk with the attending surgeons, nurses, and other doctors about the procedure and make sure they know exactly what they're working on. Other tips are to write your own name and designate what needs fixing with a sharpie. They literally will give you a sharpie and tell you to write things on yourself like "not this leg the other one" or "cut here" along different limbs. It might seem a little rude to professional surgeons, but we are all human excluding lizard people and mole men and we all make mistakes.
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austinrocket (11/09/2015) [-] I was trapping a squirrel that was sneaking into my granddad's shed. When I finally caught it, it had chewed off all of it's hands and feet except the one that was stuck in the trap. I kind of felt bad for the little guy until I realized that it was the most stupid squirrel ever in existence ever.
