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I CE/ 26/ 11( Sun) 19: 17: 35 No. 337019552
PCI let' s have a full retard thread, i' ll start
was my bike to school almost late, as usual
realize i forgot my backpack
aask teacher ifi can gs back to get it
sshe hesitantly lets me
was back home
aask mom where my backpack is
sch yew back
I Ananymous CE/ 26/ 1 1 (Sun) 19: 20: 59 No. 337020167
another she from cpl to get this **** going
we about 5
spat an an my awn
conside out
ourside down
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#4 - Womens Study Major (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the **** was that teacher thinking
User avatar #5 to #4 - adu (11/01/2013) [-]
"If I play my cards right, maybe I won't have to put up with that little **** today."
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User avatar #7 to #6 - magicalsteve ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
This might be surprising to you but I have worn socks on everyday that I've gone to school
#14 - casval (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, age 8   
>Mom comes home from grocery store   
>Run out to dig through bags of wonder to see what she brought home for the week   
>Find clip on earrings   
>Have never seen clip ons before   
>"Mom what are these?"   
>"Those are clip on earrings. They're like regular earrings, but they don't pierce the skin. I got them for a friend."   
>Earrings that don't pierce the skin   
>Somehow I think this means I could have an earring anywhere   
>Steal earrings when mom isn't looking and try to put one on my eyelid   
>Earring clips onto the inside of my eyelid   
>						*****************					.jpg   
>Try to unclip it but end up making it worse   
>Eyelid starts bleeding   
>Start screaming and crying for mom like a little bitch   
>Mfw my mom had to explain to the emergency room nurses what happened
>Be me, age 8
>Mom comes home from grocery store
>Run out to dig through bags of wonder to see what she brought home for the week
>Find clip on earrings
>Have never seen clip ons before
>"Mom what are these?"
>"Those are clip on earrings. They're like regular earrings, but they don't pierce the skin. I got them for a friend."
>Earrings that don't pierce the skin
>Somehow I think this means I could have an earring anywhere
>Steal earrings when mom isn't looking and try to put one on my eyelid
>Earring clips onto the inside of my eyelid
> ***************** .jpg
>Try to unclip it but end up making it worse
>Eyelid starts bleeding
>Start screaming and crying for mom like a little bitch
>Mfw my mom had to explain to the emergency room nurses what happened
User avatar #35 - koalasaurus (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be 12
>fly plane to venice
>someone asks to see my passport
>I show it
>"turn it around"
>I turn around
#36 - zaemey ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
-be me, 13
-have crush on girl
-ask her if she likes me
-she said no
-I panick
-try to run from my problems
-run into door
-as it's opening
-lying on the floor being pushed into wall
- whilst making eye contact with the said girl
-mfw
#55 - gux (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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> Be 15
> Friend calls to wake me up
> Answer the phone
> Proceed to sleeptalk in the phone
HFW when i was warning him of the ******* at the grocey store
#52 - desuforeverlulz (11/01/2013) [-]
>smoke weed at friend's house right after school
>go back to school to get on the bus for the kids with an extra period
>sit down stoned as hell
>black kid walks through aisle towards my seat
>see him take off his backpack
>don't realize that he wants to sit down in my high stupor
>i am in the way of him sitting next to me
>don't move
>"guess I'm sitting at the back of the bus"
>mfw I realized I am the rosa parks of white people
#32 - vandettamask (11/01/2013) [-]
>11 years old
>Dad bought me a ice cream
>proceed by removing the ice cream encasing.
>throw the ice cream
>mfw
User avatar #15 - mrbrown (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>I once peed my pants in elementary and i walked around with it.

>the. whole. ******* . schoolday.

>told everyone that i spilled apple juice on my seat while i was sitting on it.

>mfw everyone believed me
#19 to #18 - ieatafajita (11/01/2013) [-]
He didn't have a face for when everyone believed him because no one believed him.
#20 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (11/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me
>Be about 8 at the time
>Having a big ass-party going on with all my pals
>Have had like atleast 25 shots of Jack and Daynyls vodka in some stupid drinking game my friend came up with
> ************************** .jpg
>People slowly starting to go home, my GF insists on me driving her home
>MFW I'm so stupid I actually do it even thoe I'm very drunk
>MFW I get caught by the cops and get my my driving license taken away because of driving while very drunk
User avatar #23 to #20 - phoenixdowner (11/01/2013) [-]
impressive party for being 8...
#16 - leafonthewind (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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be me age 17 total betafag
>1 week ago
>go to present science thing about jungle
>last slide is about animals
>I put this bad boy in here (see pic)
>everyone laughs
>chick I wanna ask out laughs
>later, walking to lunch
>go to talk to chick on the way down the stairs
>sudden ******* black out all the power in the school is down
>everybody flippin ****
>I am right behind this chick, I say "hey anonete
> she freaks out when she hears me
> she trips down stairs
>breaks arm
> ************
User avatar #17 - sebalt ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
>be me like 8
>be thirsty
>mom in the restroom
>"mom im thirsty"
>"wait a minute"
>dont wanna wait
>open the fridge and see it frozen in the back
>lick the back of the fridge and get my tongue stuck in it
>start screaming unable to move
>pull as hard as i can and rip my head out of the fridge
>see the top of my tongue on the back of the fridge
>rush to the hospital spitting out mouthfuls of blood
>i was retarded
#65 - juggernog (11/02/2013) [-]
>Be 5 at the time
>Really need to take a dump
>Cousin lived with us for a while
>Cousin was using the shower
>And the door was locker
> **** THIS
>Feel the poop in my asshole
>Brilliant idea came up
>Pee in a sippy cup
>Poop in a grocery bag
>Throw the bag and cup off the balcony
>Hit an old woman and a runner
>MFW
#43 - Lordskull ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
>be 13    
>watching tv late at night   
>want to change channel but can't find remote   
>tear apart bed and chair for 20 minutes looking for it   
>was in my hand the whole time
>be 13
>watching tv late at night
>want to change channel but can't find remote
>tear apart bed and chair for 20 minutes looking for it
>was in my hand the whole time
#27 - candymankill (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So the teacher didn't notice the backpack on him when he left
User avatar #8 - Lambda (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yesterday I walked out the door wearing my boots, jacket, backpack, hat...
...and my ******* underwear. I'd honestly forgotten my pants. That's what happens when you wake up 5 minutes before class, I guess.
User avatar #75 - DontDeleteMeAgain (11/02/2013) [-]
>be teacher
>teaches 11 year olds
>hate this year **** the kids
>most annoying little **** finally come to class
>looks frantic
>asks to go home and get backpack
>see it on his back
>isthiskidserious.jpg
>say yes send him home
>30 minutes of peace from his corner of classroom
>feels good man
User avatar #84 - ninjask (11/02/2013) [-]
>be 7
>find matches
>set large stack of paper on fire
>sudden realisation that i have just wasted like 20 trees
>cry for 3 hours
>forget about it and drink some apple juice
#64 - elburritoextremo (11/02/2013) [-]
>Be 13
>Running around before school with one shoe in my hand
>Can't find the other anywhere
>Start yelling to my mom, can't find it
>Mom calls me a *******
>MFW other shoe is already on my foot.
User avatar #26 - chthulhu (11/01/2013) [-]
>Be in first grade
>Recess
>Was held back 5 minutes longer than everyone else
>Finally get out
>Winter, have to change into snow suit
>Take off all normal clothes in middle of hallway
>Put on snowpants, coat, boots, ect.
>Go outside for recess
>Come back in like 20 minutes later
>Start changing back
>Naked in middle of hallway
>Get expelled
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