You can only pick one... Not my O.C. but a good question none the less. Ill can MIN MCI MIG. the of the starter pokemon from any generation. A sex slave who fol
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You can only pick one..

Not my O.C. but a good question none the less

Ill can MIN MCI MIG.
the of the starter pokemon from any generation.
A sex slave who follows your every command.
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Submitted: 03/19/2014
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#26 - daredevizz (03/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Isn't the First Choice and the Third Choice really the Same Thing?
Isn't the First Choice and the Third Choice really the Same Thing?
#76 - swordmasterredman (03/20/2014) [-]
I wonder
#42 - auryn (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If I could pick two times I'd pick the lightsaber twice.
#18 - stealthnull (03/19/2014) [-]
sex slave. then i could stay single for the rest of my days and have sex whenever i want.
User avatar #120 - bloodspider (03/20/2014) [-]
Chose pokemon
use as sex slave
win win
User avatar #22 - miia ONLINE (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
A sexy slave who, following my command, picks the purple lightsaber and gives it to me
#73 - aibu (03/19/2014) [-]
Man **** the lightsaber and the bitch.
I WANT MY ******* CYNDAQUIL!
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User avatar #55 to #54 - shadowblaziard ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Uhm I think you just contradicted yourself. And no sex slaves really is a messed up thing
User avatar #158 - thefates (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Think of the practical uses of having a lightsaber though. It's a light source, energy-free welder, fly lamp, knife to kill your enemies, fly lamp...
#144 - bazda (03/20/2014) [-]
Sex slave. Since she follows my every command, my first command: Build me a lightsaber.
#121 - akho (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll choose the sex slave!
#72 - boards (03/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If you play your cards right, you can also have the sex slave by taking the starter pokemon
#71 - fudgenuggets (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So now I'll wait for my Totodile.
#6 - tapeworms (03/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why does it have to be a starter? If it were ditto I'd have a light-saber sex slave. Also, don't google "sexy ditto".
#159 - twelveeleven (03/20/2014) [-]
If you have a lightsaber, ANYONE is your sex slave.
User avatar #131 - jicajijipi (03/20/2014) [-]
1-> "science" will kill to know how ho look inside

2-> millitary will mannap you and stole you lightsaber

3-> well unlimited blowjob and stuff
#103 - bakinboy (03/20/2014) [-]
pokemon, obviously
pokemon, obviously
User avatar #45 - iliekmennow (03/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Tododile
#166 to #50 - guywithface (03/20/2014) [-]
Woah. You mean that I threw an medicore insult at you and you DID NOT become a butt hurt rage fag? I believe you now have my respect. I recall my statement of you being a dunce.
Anyway, yeah that would be funny. I might try that someday...
User avatar #38 - ilovedust (03/19/2014) [-]
All 3. I would wait till its me and 2 others together and i will chose the lightsaber. Then they will take whats left and i will kill them and take everything,
#17 - amuzen (03/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The light saber if it came with the force
failing that
charmander assuming you can evolve pokemon via age instead of combat like in the pokedex entries, I like the idea of being able to just fly where ever the **** I want.
If they do not evolve outside of combat then
Pikachu, near infinite electricity would be pretty handy if I could make some sort of generator/battery to store it.
User avatar #34 to #21 - epicalania (03/19/2014) [-]
light sabers dont need the force to work, they use energy fields to project plasma in the form of a blade.
from what I know of them
might be wrong
i'm mostly right aren't I?
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