You better get ready to die. . Canadian Servers. I've spent hundreds of hours playing DayZ, both the mod, and the stand alone, and I just can't play it anymore. It used to be really good, when the community wa
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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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User avatar #4 - ThunderChunderFrom (07/12/2014) [+] (23 replies)
I've spent hundreds of hours playing DayZ, both the mod, and the stand alone, and I just can't play it anymore. It used to be really good, when the community was smaller. If you met someone in Chernarus, there was a good chance that you could have a chat, and possibly trade supplies, but there was a fair chance that they could try and rob or kill you. There was an element of danger..
Now though, ever since the game has become "popular" so to speak, anyone you come across is almost guaranteed to try to kill you. I've been playing again over the last month, and only met one person who had a gun that didn't just try to blow me away. Of course anyone without a weapon will always shout friendly if you see them, then try to punch you in the back of the head when you turn around for a split second. Then again, maybe I'm just unlucky with the people I meet.

TLR? The player communities in these types of games are mostly cunts, which destroys what could have been a really fun game.
#52 - ztron (07/12/2014) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #5 - gammajk (07/12/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Meh. DayZ advertises itself as a zombie survival game, yet it has surprisingly little focus on zombies or survival.
The entire game revolves around "gear up and go fight people". There is no scavenging to survive against zombies, there is no joy in fighting zombies, there is no simulation of what a zombie apocalypse would actually be. It's little more than a PVP game that happens to have zombies in it, that are more of a nuisance than anything.
#3 - dancinfetus (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I played on a Canadian server, still had to deal with American 12 year olds, the worst people to deal with in DayZ
User avatar #42 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Is it bad that I'd probably like that? I mean, zombies are cool and all, but surviving in a world full of armed assholes seems waaaaaay more interesting.
User avatar #46 to #42 - metalmind (07/12/2014) [-]
Go to:
- Syria
- Irak
- Detroit
- St. Louis
- New Orleans
- Chicago
- Certain parts of Africa
User avatar #73 - SubjectThree (07/12/2014) [-]
>First time playing DayZ. Character has just clothes.
>Explore town, find Fire Extinguisher and canned tuna.
>Random zombie attack. Beat zombie to death with fire extinguisher.
>Travel down road for a LOOOOONG time.
>Find shipping dock.
>About to go into first building when some ******* tries to shoot me. Two bullets hit the doorframe.
>Just start bolting.
>Make it into another building. Close the door. Have "Sir, You are being Hunted" flashbacks.
>Find fire axe. Fire axe beats extinguisher at killing IMO. Equip axe.
> Hide by door waiting for ******* with a gun to enter.
>Door flies open.
> Yell "WAAAAAAAGH!" into mic. Take down player in one swing.
>Player I killed was not ******* . Oops.....
>Player was not alone. Player buddy assumes I'm a bandit. Levels me with crowbar.
> Last thing I see is player buddy get headshotted by ******* .
>Respawn.
#70 - girrafalopegis (07/12/2014) [-]
My DayZ SA story   
>Spawn in near Balota    
>Server is pitch black, can't see 						****					    
>Plan to run to the airfield to get some good loot right away    
>Reach the airfield, head to the air traffic control tower    
>About to head into the building    
>4 flashlights light me up, voices yell at me in direct to put my hands up    
>I listen, try to look for the people    
>Either server is too dark, or it's hackers messing with me because there is nothing there    
>Get a closer look, nope it's just negro bandits, all fully geared, Mosins and M4s    
>They hold me at gun point and a deep black voice tells me to go into the surrender stance    
>Can't run, back is to the building, and they are all around me, I go into a surrender kneel and accept my fate like a captured infidel    
>An M4 with a flashlight raises in the air as if it's floating, I realize that the king negroid is getting ready to execute me    
>The others keep their lights fixed on me    
>One of the voices starts to talk but is cut off by four gun shots    
>All four of the nignogs go down within seconds, each with a shot to the head    
>I stare in astonishment of what just happened    
>Out of the darkness comes a male figure holding a FXN45    
>Mother of Rocket, it's George Zimmerman    
>He looks at me and winks, "You can't simmer the zimmer."    
>He reloads his pistol and vanishes off into the night    
>I run to the bodies and grab as much gear as I can hold, head to Elektro to meet up with a friend    
   
Biggest regret was I didn't get to say thanks.
My DayZ SA story
>Spawn in near Balota
>Server is pitch black, can't see ****
>Plan to run to the airfield to get some good loot right away
>Reach the airfield, head to the air traffic control tower
>About to head into the building
>4 flashlights light me up, voices yell at me in direct to put my hands up
>I listen, try to look for the people
>Either server is too dark, or it's hackers messing with me because there is nothing there
>Get a closer look, nope it's just negro bandits, all fully geared, Mosins and M4s
>They hold me at gun point and a deep black voice tells me to go into the surrender stance
>Can't run, back is to the building, and they are all around me, I go into a surrender kneel and accept my fate like a captured infidel
>An M4 with a flashlight raises in the air as if it's floating, I realize that the king negroid is getting ready to execute me
>The others keep their lights fixed on me
>One of the voices starts to talk but is cut off by four gun shots
>All four of the nignogs go down within seconds, each with a shot to the head
>I stare in astonishment of what just happened
>Out of the darkness comes a male figure holding a FXN45
>Mother of Rocket, it's George Zimmerman
>He looks at me and winks, "You can't simmer the zimmer."
>He reloads his pistol and vanishes off into the night
>I run to the bodies and grab as much gear as I can hold, head to Elektro to meet up with a friend

Biggest regret was I didn't get to say thanks.
#53 - sandpounder (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Related hilarious youtube series m.youtube.com/watch?v=6e4pO0sQz94
User avatar #21 - bsn (07/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I remember playing with a bunch of guys I didn't know, one of them was Shosho (a pretty big Youtuber) and it was really fun. I was just a random 15 year old Norwegian boy and they were really friendly. It was a while ago and back when DayZ was alright. Now I don't play it anymore and I don't know what it's like. I can't be bothered playing alone either, that would be boring :- / Seeing this picture just made me remember and I felt the need to comment, fair enough if nobody reads it. I don't think I would care either
#71 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
You meant "Canadian servers and Pathetic uncultured subhuman nazi russian **** servers"?
#61 - severepwner (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I wish my DayZ wasn't eternally broken.
User avatar #76 to #75 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/12/2014) [-]
Depends, if it's a hardware problem then you need to steal buy a new sound card or motherboard of whatever. If it's a software problem then just download it from pirate bay.
#64 - bluwizard (07/12/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** server i roll on
#48 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
In all honesty the hardcore murder fest of DayZ is what makes it so fun. You find a friend and have a shaky partnership with them, it's games like this that are great social simulators.
User avatar #41 - toppone (07/12/2014) [-]
This is why I play 7 days to die instead
User avatar #35 - ishallsmiteyou (07/12/2014) [-]
I decided to go on a Russian server the first time I saw this, and someone had hacked a ******** of tanks in. That got pretty interesting, especially from my rooftop perspective.
User avatar #16 - TwiztidNinja (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder how the russian world of tank servers are.
User avatar #2 - majinooo ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I started a Dayz server. I've been contemplating letting you people on it but I'm not sure if I could run it full time.
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