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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - Sworley
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bird racism is best racism
bird racism is best racism
#38 to #11 - thumbpadawan
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> Why do crows steal?
> no

Oh god
User avatar #77 to #38 - tinglyturtletaint
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If your implying crows don't steal to be edgy and over literal, your still wrong.
Crows are smart crafty little ******* and steal food from other animals all the time.
#54 to #38 - anon id: 8cea7d9a
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watch again and think carefully about what you wrote
#81 to #54 - thumbpadawan
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Wow I am retarded
#23 to #11 - anon id: 9f470531
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OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
#61 to #11 - Brodyjguy
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#65 to #11 - hotschurl
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#10 - waitiknowthisone
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#39 to #10 - wutda
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User avatar #44 to #39 - thealmightyantler
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****** SPOILERS MAN!
User avatar #46 to #44 - wutda
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and then they ******
User avatar #12 to #10 - themurrey
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I saw that somewhere, what movie is it?
User avatar #15 to #12 - HAMMATIMEZ
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Watchmen
User avatar #13 to #12 - bensho
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Darude - Sandstorm
User avatar #21 to #13 - darthblam
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That joke is REALLY getting old..
User avatar #14 to #13 - themurrey
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cunt
#76 to #13 - popnotes
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This gets reds and you faggots still thumb up doge posts

What the ****
User avatar #78 to #76 - bensho
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The strange thing is, I've seen the "Darude - Sandstorm" joke a lot, and this is the first time I haven't seen someone else do it first, so I did it.

Looks like this is another case of replying to good rolls with the sweetroll from Skyrim.
User avatar #79 to #78 - seemerollin
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yeah man, fj is so weird. Honestly it is hit or miss with these people. Probably a couple days from now someone will make the same joke and it will get 300+ thumbs. Then the next day it will be red thumbed to oblivion. I don't even know man.
User avatar #22 to #13 - seemerollin
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I laughed, thumb for you.
User avatar #59 to #22 - fkelly
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That was a costly laugh for you.
#80 to #59 - seemerollin
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A laugh over invisible internet points? I'll take it.

hue hue
#16 - octagon
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User avatar #28 to #16 - gunslayer
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Look at me coral
#69 to #16 - aerosol
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#35 - zomgodness
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Time to go to sleep
#3 - kitarierose
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I love Lovebirds! They're so cute ^.^ My grandparents own one, but he's an asshole though...
User avatar #4 to #3 - GmCity
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That's because he owns one, they are love-birds and meant to be kept in pairs, they can get quite vicious when alone. If they don't want to go through the process of trying to get another that the existing bird may get along with, then get him/her a bird mirror. More times then not they just want to feel like they have company even though they know it's not real.
User avatar #6 to #4 - kitarierose
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oh, and he's not at all vicious. He hasn't bitten anyone in a really long time. He really only bite people who put their fingers in his cage. He only seems to hate me xD
User avatar #7 to #6 - GmCity
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I wont get into the reasons why unless you want to know, but if you want to try getting him to like you, you could start by feeding him some seeds/such through the cage a couple of times when you visit and leave him alone after to show you are not going to try anything. Usually better to use the opposite side of the cage and let him come to you.

Don't worry if he doesn't come over right away the first time, just drop the food closer to him while he's still watching you and let him be. Do that across a few visits and he will eventually come over to your side to get the food you poke through, realising that you are not trying to catch him.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kitarierose
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Thanks, but we've tried alot. I took care of the bird for a little over a year at one time, while my grandparents left country. I guess he just doesn't like me xD It's fine though, because I like him, and that's all that matters.
User avatar #5 to #4 - kitarierose
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He's an asshole to me. He actually really loves living with my grandparents, he's always really happy. They tried to get him a mate several times, be he rejected them all. He loves my grandparents, and seems pretty content on being their only bird.
User avatar #19 to #3 - teratorn
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Mine was a complete asshole too. Never buying one again.
User avatar #18 to #3 - reaperriley
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as someone who grew up with love birds (not a fan personally, I prefer dogs.) Over the years between my mom's and sister's birds went from anywhere from chickens, geese, peacocks, love birds, macaws, the kind of bird jontron has, and the bird in the gif zerotzallander posted, and many more.

Any honestly, it seems small birds, besides the one in the gif, are mostly assholes.
User avatar #26 to #3 - doomsangel
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You've never met mine.
The thing they enjoy most is blasting my ears with their sonic screeches all day long
User avatar #31 to #26 - flipke
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Same here. Got myself a zebra finch. Jesus ******* christ.
#17 to #3 - zerotzallander
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I really love most of the birds too. Especially budgies
I really love most of the birds too. Especially budgies
User avatar #48 to #17 - theleg
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cockatiels are the key to my heart
#27 - robertelee
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**robertelee rolled image**
the colorful one is male
the dull colored ones are female
either their feminists that dont need no man

or hes about to rape the **** out of all of them
#49 to #27 - anon id: 22b42ac4
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god that thing is horrifying
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#34 to #27 - bval
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Someone should get an animated gif of a starfish and do a "swiggidy swoogidy I'm comin' for that booty" caption.
User avatar #37 to #27 - imagnetsux
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birds are like the rape kings of the animal world. I once watched 2 male mallards jump a female at once and ride her across the water like a jetski. **** was hilarious.
User avatar #50 to #37 - zanea
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Mallards are the rapists of the bird world and pose many problems for other duck populations. They create hybrid ducks, which look cool, but are generally infertile....that is if they dont kill their rape victim first
#2 - thegreatphanact
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they must hate birds of color
#36 - shwoodle
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this must be a trend or something going on in pet stores.
User avatar #66 to #36 - majormayor
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It looks like they're trying to sneak on him.
#25 - frenchtoastftw
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#30 to #25 - thediamondhack
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hahahahhahhahhahahahhahaah (in spongebob voice)
hahahahhahhahhahahahhahaah (in spongebob voice)
#32 to #30 - hashtronaut
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#33 - sugoi
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Or maybe that one bird is a stone cold killer.
#51 to #33 - anon id: ded211ba
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why? because it's different coloured ?? YOU RACIST !