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Yo Momma

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Submitted: 09/30/2013
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#6 - jork (09/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a few .    
   
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.   
   
Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.   
   
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
I have a few .

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
User avatar #2 - rocstarsix (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Your mother's breast's sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistaken them for clocks.
#20 - miyutoso (09/30/2013) [-]
Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem, I tell ya what.
User avatar #25 - senseiweasel (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yo mama is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface is greater than 3x10^8 m/s.
User avatar #24 - ktjacobs (10/01/2013) [-]
yo momma is so fat and poor, she uses a vcr as a pretend pager

yo momma is so fat, she uses the equator as a belt.

yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom stall and pissed herself.

yo momma is so fat, the government required her to wear a harness which had turn signals, side mirrors and reverse lights.

yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

yo momma is so fat, if she goes out in a yellow coat, people think the earth is falling into the sun.
User avatar #23 - dunsparcee (10/01/2013) [-]
yo mommas so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
User avatar #22 - chuckstein (10/01/2013) [-]
Yo momma so fat that when she tried out for the original star wars movies the only costume big enough for her was the Death Star!
User avatar #21 - multiturkeytits (10/01/2013) [-]
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 4 episodes
#19 - sexynippleguy (09/30/2013) [-]
Yo mama is so fat she is fatter than my mom.
User avatar #18 - lonewolfjericho (09/30/2013) [-]
Yo momma so stupid, she bought tickets to X-Box Live
#14 - kweel ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Thy mother is a very nice lady whom I've had sexual intercourse with
User avatar #13 - ribbedandstudded (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yo moma's so fat I had to change instances and go through 4 loading screens just to get around her.

Yo moma's so old she sat next to Noah in Kindergarden.

Yo moma's so fat she's got other smaller mama's orbiting around her.

Take your pick of your favorite.
User avatar #12 - puppyfood (09/30/2013) [-]
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
User avatar #11 - hibyeman (09/30/2013) [-]
yo mommas so fat when god created the earth he said let there be light and moved yo momma outta the way
User avatar #9 - tmgrskat ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!
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User avatar #1 - elynichujy (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yo momma's so old and fat, when she fell over, she created the grand canyon
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