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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - jork
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I have a few .    
   
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.   
   
Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.   
   
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
I have a few .

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
User avatar #17 to #6 - Maroon
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Yo mama so fat, Spain stuck a flag in her and claimed her as the new world
#8 to #6 - CANADIANS ROCK
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(09/30/2013) [-]
MFW 2nd One
MFW 2nd One
User avatar #2 - rocstarsix
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Your mother's breast's sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistaken them for clocks.
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User avatar #10 to #2 - tmgrskat
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(09/30/2013) [-]
That's...
What?
User avatar #15 to #2 - madsolar
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(09/30/2013) [-]
bo burnham is the man.
#20 - miyutoso
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem, I tell ya what.
User avatar #25 - senseiweasel
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Yo mama is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface is greater than 3x10^8 m/s.
User avatar #26 to #25 - senseiweasel
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Interestingly, after seeing this one I decided to crunch a little science.

3x10^8 m/s is the speed of light. If escape velocity is greater than the speed of light, then that means light can't escape from her, which makes her a black hole. Black holes have no real size, having collapsed down to a single point (hence singularity) in space under the enormousness of their own mass.

So another way of putting this joke would be: "Yo mama is so fat, that she ain't."
#27 to #26 - soulstealerr
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(10/02/2013) [-]
This made me smile.
User avatar #24 - ktjacobs
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(10/01/2013) [-]
yo momma is so fat and poor, she uses a vcr as a pretend pager

yo momma is so fat, she uses the equator as a belt.

yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom stall and pissed herself.

yo momma is so fat, the government required her to wear a harness which had turn signals, side mirrors and reverse lights.

yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

yo momma is so fat, if she goes out in a yellow coat, people think the earth is falling into the sun.
User avatar #23 - dunsparcee
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(10/01/2013) [-]
yo mommas so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
User avatar #22 - chuckstein
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Yo momma so fat that when she tried out for the original star wars movies the only costume big enough for her was the Death Star!
User avatar #21 - multiturkeytits
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 4 episodes
#19 - sexynippleguy
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Yo mama is so fat she is fatter than my mom.
User avatar #9 - tmgrskat
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!
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