Yes, it's a repost. No, I don't care.. Sometimes the old things are the best things... the worlds biggest dick (14 inches) belongs to a white man, his foreskin fits around door knobs, and hes turned down every offer to be in a porn. racism Cowboys slavery railroad rectal leakage
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - kiaserzerg
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the worlds biggest dick (14 inches) belongs to a white man, his foreskin fits around door knobs, and hes turned down every offer to be in a porn.
User avatar #79 to #2 - instalation
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"The blue whale has the largest penis of any living animal.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 8 feet (2.4 m) to 10 feet (3.0 m) and a girth of 12 inches (300 mm) to 14 inches "

-Wikipedia

Yeah I don't think it belongs to a white guy.
User avatar #84 to #79 - kiaserzerg
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awesome, then it can go **** itself with it! but no seriously, we all know what the focus of this post was.
User avatar #86 to #84 - instalation
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Yeah I know. I was just making a little retarded joke.
User avatar #88 to #86 - kiaserzerg
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well a thumb for attempt!
User avatar #89 to #88 - instalation
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Can I get a "you tried" star too?
#91 to #89 - kiaserzerg
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User avatar #123 to #91 - instalation
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Thank you
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#9 to #2 - anon id: 8aead12c
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That sounds horrible, he can't **** anyone.
#12 to #2 - anon id: 780ce9e7
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let's stay away from his doors then..
User avatar #22 to #2 - Deavas
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actually its only 13 1/2
yknow
only
User avatar #28 to #22 - kiaserzerg
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still bigger then a ******
#78 to #28 - gladiuss [OP]
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Hey, that rhymed!
User avatar #29 to #2 - redictor
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isn't the biggest 16 inches?
User avatar #33 to #29 - kiaserzerg
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all sources point to jonah falcon, 16 has got to be a prosthesis
#110 to #2 - baitdoesnttalkback
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he also still lives with his mom
#117 to #2 - anon id: cba75700
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So that's where all the inches went for white men
User avatar #45 to #2 - reaversoulstealer
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On the topic of incredibly hung men, my best friend has 12 inches 12 inches and 3 centimeters to be exact of man-meat attached to his crotch area. On the multiple occasions that I've stayed over at him and his sister's house, I ask them both an endless amount of questions.


I mean who the **** wouldn't?
User avatar #59 to #45 - rectophobia
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1 inch = 2.54 cm


Wouldn't 13 inches and 0.46 cm be a better way to put it?
#72 to #59 - reaversoulstealer
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I'll type whatever the hell I want.




Yes, it would have.
#94 to #45 - anon id: 51d48009
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So you were measuring him?
#5 to #2 - vorarephilia
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it would cause some damage to any woman he tried to ****. Anal or vaginal.
it would cause some damage to any woman he tried to ****. Anal or vaginal.
User avatar #109 to #5 - dawggz
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there is a redtube video with a woman ******* the biggest blue dildo ever.
It scared me ********.
User avatar #24 to #5 - pootismang
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Not if she was already damaged beyond belief.
#3 to #2 - scant
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Perhaps because dick size isn't an indicator of sexual prowess.
User avatar #7 to #3 - fargfive
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But you've gotta admit that a 14 inch dick involved would make for one hell of a spectacle.
User avatar #48 to #7 - scant
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Not if the guy finished after 2 minutes.
User avatar #57 to #48 - zerpderp
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or passed out from not having enough blood flowing through his system can you imagine how much blood has to be redirected through that
#15 to #2 - vangoz
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>>MFW I have the worlds biggest dick and it's pretty much useless
#42 to #2 - wearethemods
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If his dick appeared in a porno, it wouldn't be a porno, it'd be a horror film.
If his dick appeared in a porno, it wouldn't be a porno, it'd be a horror film.
#55 to #42 - anon id: 3a34ef54
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Lul, do the same with this one.
Lul, do the same with this one.
User avatar #87 to #55 - kiaserzerg
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... that arouses me
User avatar #6 to #2 - fargfive
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>His foreskin fits around doorknobs

How was this discovered?
User avatar #44 to #6 - DiabloStrawhat
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My guess, he tried to fit his foreskin over a doorknob.
#19 to #6 - struttndatass
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In all honesty, having a third arm would be convenient as ****
#16 - Grubinhymer
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The third joke was just stupid.   
Was that even a joke?
The third joke was just stupid.
Was that even a joke?
#20 to #16 - anon id: 4e077ad6
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you must be a ****** then
#21 to #20 - collegedood
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**collegedood rolled image**
No, it was too long of a punch line with too much explanation
#36 to #21 - imungo
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There was no explanation, it was a conversation with god
you must be a ****** too
User avatar #83 to #16 - willgum
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he should have said "neither did I"
User avatar #4 - skrewbacca
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What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
User avatar #46 to #4 - whatasickname
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I think the second one would be: The US Government
User avatar #81 to #46 - Pein
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Still getting ******
User avatar #93 to #4 - trogdorrules
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A prison bunk bed
#41 - necroo
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Why don't ****** women make any noise during sex?
They were taught never to talk to strangers.
#43 to #41 - DiabloStrawhat
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Christ.
#100 - nighthawxx
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what do ******* do after sex   
15 years to life   
   
Whats long and hard on a ******   
first grade   
   
whats the most disgusting thing you can find in a ******** clothes   
the ******
what do ******* do after sex
15 years to life

Whats long and hard on a ******
first grade

whats the most disgusting thing you can find in a ******** clothes
the ******
#121 to #100 - mentosandcola
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What do you call a black guy hanging from a tree? An Alabama Windchime

What do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night? Drop it *****!

How do you get 10 Ethiopians into a phone booth? Roll a can of beans into it.
#1 - bboyman
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Comment Picture
#99 - apolloeighteen
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Ron Jeremy
#54 - corsairair
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1. White guy has the largest dick.

2. Why are blacks good at basketball? Because they can shoot, steal, and run.
User avatar #56 to #54 - theavatarspupil
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Although, the man with the largest dick's dick is only 13 inches long. Fun fact.
User avatar #58 to #56 - playerdous
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"Only"
User avatar #60 to #58 - theavatarspupil
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Content said "What's white and 14 inches? Nothing!"

Just sayian that he's correct.
User avatar #61 to #60 - playerdous
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comment 2 declares otherwise but I was just emphasizing "only" because he could knock someone out with that.
User avatar #63 to #61 - theavatarspupil
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He has gone on record that it has ruined his sex life, because it is so painful for the woman.
User avatar #64 to #63 - playerdous
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I could imagine, I forget the exact number but most woman have less than 10 inches of wiggle room.
User avatar #65 to #64 - theavatarspupil
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roughly 8-1/2 or 9 inches I think. Not a lot until it hits their cervix.
#115 to #65 - thedudeintheshirt
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As a dude with a 6.5 incher, I've hit my girlfriend's cervix plenty of times. However, that isn't what I'd imagine the painful part. The dude's cock is probably the same circumference as a coke can.
User avatar #66 to #65 - playerdous
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I wonder what the limitations on anal are?
User avatar #67 to #66 - theavatarspupil
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No clue. Most girls don't seem to like it though, so that should say something about it.
User avatar #68 to #67 - playerdous
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Probably cause they don't have prostates.
User avatar #69 to #68 - theavatarspupil
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Yup, most likely
#75 to #66 - gladiuss [OP]
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Well, if you get into the colon, you have a good 3-4 feet to work with.
#39 - yodaddysofat
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ahhh Blazing saddles. 1974 was a fine year for Mel Brooks. Blazzing saddles AND Young Frankenstein.
User avatar #76 to #39 - gladiuss [OP]
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Those films demonstrate his genius.
User avatar #23 - puut
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Did you guys hear the joke about "No" and "Me neither"?
User avatar #25 to #23 - lazaman
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yes
User avatar #27 to #25 - puut
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Oh good, how does it go?
User avatar #37 to #27 - sinonyx
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Did you hear the joke about "No" and "Me neither"?
User avatar #51 to #37 - puut
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No.
User avatar #70 to #51 - vangoz
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Me neither
#122 to #70 - puut
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