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#2 - jotemer
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#13 to #2 - anon id: 16a3443b
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came here for this
#19 to #13 - anon id: 5d5f709a
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this isn't 9gag faggot.
User avatar #27 to #2 - propanex
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internal yupping
yups internally
#14 to #2 - mrjimmyhush
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#11 - vandettamask
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>be 17 year old me   
>at party drunk as ****    
>girl approaches me, even drunker   
>drags me in to a bedroom   
>we get it on    
>I do my stuff, even drunk as **** I still manage to impress   
>I go full speed   
>she grabs her nipples and starts squirming   
>I keep going   
>she comes, screaming WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO   
>friend comes in    
MFW
>be 17 year old me
>at party drunk as ****
>girl approaches me, even drunker
>drags me in to a bedroom
>we get it on
>I do my stuff, even drunk as **** I still manage to impress
>I go full speed
>she grabs her nipples and starts squirming
>I keep going
>she comes, screaming WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO
>friend comes in
MFW
#43 to #11 - anon id: 690de4e0
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bork bork bork muthafacka
#53 to #43 - trivdiego
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werg werg werg
werg werg werg
User avatar #50 to #11 - drakevil
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And then you become red?
#36 to #11 - granodd
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User avatar #17 to #11 - dreaddune
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Did you change color?
User avatar #20 to #17 - admiralen
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that would be hard considering he wasnt wearing anything
User avatar #22 to #20 - spant
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What he means is did he change from red Christianity to blue Christianity.
#15 - both
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#23 to #15 - anon id: 1e56f8df
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rule 34
User avatar #47 to #15 - lolrushero
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damn i was just about to make that joke
User avatar #40 to #15 - imnotkickthecat
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rip in peace her voice actor
#34 to #15 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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don't ruin ducky for me! that's the last of my childhood and I intend to keep it innocent.
User avatar #39 to #34 - unncommon
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Dude did your see the commercials for that new dinosaur movie??
Kind of related to this I guess.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnVYL39t1Es
#55 to #39 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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I didn't see any commercials for that movie
User avatar #16 - trishaferr
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One time I couldn't stop giggling during sex with my ex, it wasn't anything he was or wasn't doing, I was just feeling really giddy and giggly for no reason.
I think I may have hurt his feelings with that one, even though I apologised and assured him that I wasn't giggling at him.

Another time, having sex with the same guy, things were getting good, when the tendon in the back of my leg decided to seize up, causing me to shout in agony.
I imagine it sounded something like this: "Oh god... oh god, yeah...- OH HOLY ****!! ****, ****, ******* OWW!!!"
He, of course, started freaking out, "****, what's wrong, did I hurt you?!"
I explained the situation through gritted teeth as I tried to sort out my leg.
I might add at this point, that he hadn't even pulled out, just stopped moving, so I'm left to lie there with him still on top of me, flailing my right leg about in the air to get it to un-cramp.
Finally, once all was back to normal, I breathed a sigh of relief and said "That's much better. Carry on."
User avatar #24 to #16 - shinote
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Your stories are amazing, I wish I had some like that. The giggling thing does get to guys sometimes, not all the time, it's all about context.

For example if you had just shot his... "stuff" on you & you started giggling, he would have been fine, but giggiling during sex tends to make him feel like he's bad lol.

Funny stuff though.
#25 to #16 - vilmasd
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I once dislocated my shoulder during sex. Damn it was painful, but after a little while I got it back in its place and we carried on.
#6 - suckittrebek
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Began watching Archer yesterday!
Began watching Archer yesterday!
#41 to #6 - hitlersgayabortion
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you are in for a good ride internet person.
you are in for a good ride internet person.
#45 to #6 - thepandaking
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god speed.
god speed.
#51 to #45 - suckittrebek
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Aaaaaaaaand I'm still waiting for this scene to happen :-/

Besides.. His 3D GF/doll-thing is hooooot
#56 to #51 - thepandaking
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lol "kreiger-san!"   
Kreiger is best character.
lol "kreiger-san!"
Kreiger is best character.
#58 to #56 - suckittrebek
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Comment Picture
#57 to #56 - suckittrebek
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I love her :3
I love her :3
#35 to #6 - fjantasjell
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bet you could drown a toddler in your panties right now
#1 - zakipu
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yepyepyep
User avatar #31 to #1 - twistedwoodthing
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Aaaaand I now have a fetish.
User avatar #4 - randomserb
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Yep ends in a plosive which can't be prolonged, so you wouldn't be able to exhale properly while saying it.
#3 - valabigballs
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**valabigballs rolled a random image posted in comment #6780767 at Safe For Work Random Board ** yep
#12 to #3 - anon id: ae96740c
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this have some sort of twisted obscure reference
#18 to #3 - kragadraga
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#26 to #18 - newsuperyoshi
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GIF version (text is missing)
GIF version (text is missing)
#60 to #26 - tacticalbacon
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Nothing personal chum, I took a vow to post this.
Nothing personal chum, I took a vow to post this.
User avatar #61 to #60 - subadanus
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Do you know the video that that's from?

i know where im just asking you if you know
User avatar #62 to #61 - tacticalbacon
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Do you want me to state the name (I forgot it)
or do you want to know if i have seen it, in which case, yes I have seen it.
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#30 - darknak
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imagine him
#38 to #30 - eating
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#32 to #30 - narcot
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Pefect
#33 to #30 - rhodg
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my sides are in a paralol universe
User avatar #28 - CrackinSkulls
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This is a Demetri Martin joke.