Yep that's Basic Training for you. .. My friend recently tried to join the marines but if i remember what i heard correctly he damaged his ankle during a training drill and couldn't complete the cou
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Yep that's Basic Training for you

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#18 - mca (01/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My friend recently tried to join the marines but if i remember what i heard correctly he damaged his ankle during a training drill and couldn't complete the course + didn't get in. Here's one of his stories of training:

>A guy managed to **** up making his bed by leaving an end untucked and tried to hide it with a pillow
>Drill Sergeant or whatever beat him to death 3x with words
>Drill Serg. tells him to go outside and bring back a rock.
>Goes out and gets a rock
>"no a bigger rock you ******* queer"
>Goes out and gets a bigger rock.
>"Draw a smiley face on it"
>"WHATEVER YOU DO, THE ROCK DOES. WHEN YOU SHOWER, THE ROCK SHOWERS. WHEN YOU DO DRILLS, THE ROCK DOES DRILLS. WHEN YOU SHAVE, THE ROCK SHAVES."
>Punishment for 2 weeks. Kid shaved his rock, bathed it, slept with it, went on runs, obstacle courses etc.
>13 days into punishment
>Morning inspection
>"... LET ME SMELL YOUR ROCK."
>"SORRY DRILL SERGEANT?"
>"LET. ME. SMELL. YOUR. GOD. DAMN. ROCK."
*smells rock*
>"hm... well. You haven't brushed the rocks teeth, have you boy?"
>"... n-no sir"
>"YOU HAVEN'T BRUSHED YOUR TEETH, HAVE YOU BOY?"
>"N-NO SIR"
punishment was extended for another month. British Marines are kl.
User avatar #12 - usafdirtboyz (01/25/2014) [-]
I don't believe it. Fake. The beds are still upright. Total conspiracy!
#17 - dragonpaint (01/25/2014) [-]
MFW I joined the army
#19 - mankey (01/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry guys, there was a spider. I'm just going to finish it off.
User avatar #14 - majormoron (01/25/2014) [-]
The ****** TI Tornado. Its a rare phenomenon, but when it occurs you bet your damned ass you will make sure it never happens ever again.
#13 - oxYKellark (01/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Yes.
User avatar #2 - dafuckisthisshit (01/25/2014) [-]
bless you.

now what was wrong?
User avatar #8 - ordanborniv (01/25/2014) [-]
Good times...
#4 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I bet the shoe won't be wrong again. Lesson learned
#23 to #15 - sonhigdon (01/25/2014) [-]
Its called attention to detail that could one day save a soldier's life or the life of his battle buddy. Not everyone that joins the military is looking to kill people.
#1 - toyroom (01/25/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**toyroom rolled a random image posted in comment #7543321 at Safe For Work Random Board ** **** cops do that to inmates cells 5 times a week
User avatar #3 to #1 - mrspok (01/25/2014) [-]
Thats Basic, not jail. Huge difference.
#31 - newdevyx (01/26/2014) [-]
That's what we call "räjäyttää punkka".
User avatar #29 - smoothmcgroove (01/26/2014) [-]
"THIS BED LOOKS LIKE A BIRTHDAY CAKE"
I **** you not, he flipped the whole bunk
User avatar #24 - semperkillusmc (01/25/2014) [-]
black Friday....good times
User avatar #22 - mastadong (01/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Wait until they take all 80 padlocks from the foot lockers, eliminate any identifying features, lock them all together and throw it in a mop bucket giving you 10 minutes to figure it out before "oh well" you no longer have a padlock for your **** .
User avatar #11 - anonemous (01/25/2014) [-]
non conformists causing all the trouble...
#9 - mcccxxxiii (01/25/2014) [-]
that doesn't even look that bad, Imagine that plus 20 sand bags dumped all over the bay
#10 - kingofthejuice (01/25/2014) [-]
In basic there were two sentences that I feared above all others.
"Ya'll must be trying to play with my emotions. That's fine."
What followed that usually involved "pushing Texas straight into hell" or "making the walls sweat" with us.
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