Years of FJ collecting 3
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ashesllashes (01/03/2016) [-] the movie is the princess and the frog but I don't know who photo shopped it
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imofcnotharveydent ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] if you precicely flick the mosquito away, then you don't need to stop the violence
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catpisseverdeen (01/03/2016) [-] As defined by Urban Dictionary _ Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys. Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now! _
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!
<game of tummy sticks ensues>
Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now! _
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wowtransmogdude (01/02/2016) [-] I live in Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada and I have to saw that is the most accurate description of Summer in Alberta. EVER.
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loopymoomoo (01/02/2016) [-] Medicine hat?
I used to live like 20 minutes from there
but then I left because Alberta kinda sucks
just a little
I used to live like 20 minutes from there
but then I left because Alberta kinda sucks
just a little
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anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Wait, insanity kills sadness? Doesn't that just make going insane like the cure for life? Holy **** .
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tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-] actually in the movie it shows that you need to be sad once in a while too
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dankmemepepe (01/03/2016) [-] Wow, I decided to explore the site more and the first thing that I saw was beth getting ****** in the ass by a horse. I'm not even sure how to react to this lol. he is still a hell of an artist, ill give him that
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malifauxdeux (01/03/2016) [-]
try it dude. Just heat a bit of oil in a pan, toss same kale, salt, pepper, and garlic powder in there and it crisps up nicely and has a meaty flavor. Goes well with potatoes cooked the same way. A very cheap and fairly healthful meal. I bought over a pound of organic kale for under a dollar haha. And you can get potatoes for 50 cents a pound on sale.
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valigar ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-] Where do you live where potatoes are so ****** cheap? You're talking making vegetables taste like meat spices though, not meat. There's no substitute for the flavor of an unseasoned medium rare steak. Find me again when you find leaves that taste like pork chops, then I'll start cooking up vegan recipes like no tomorrow. Seriously, who're you tryin' to fool with friggin $0.50/lbs of Potatoes?!
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pocketstooheavy (01/03/2016) [-] I appreciate the attempt with the correct spelling of your/you're, but you still got it wrong...
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tazze (01/02/2016) [-] I know for the fact that I do not like math very much that this picture isn't accurate in my case
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faktopus (01/03/2016) [-] >Animals fight each other all the damn time, wolf packs tear each other apart over territory
>Ant colonies destroy hundreds of yards around their homes, then pack up and move somewhere else
>fish literally swimming and breathing the water they **** in.
We aren't just animals, we're just the best ****** ones on this rock. When we use it up we'll go grab a few asteroids and mine them out, too. Then we'll take a few worlds, do the same thing. Ever seen Battlefield LA? We're the aliens. We're coming for your **** .
if you eat ass, shame.
>Ant colonies destroy hundreds of yards around their homes, then pack up and move somewhere else
>fish literally swimming and breathing the water they **** in.
We aren't just animals, we're just the best ****** ones on this rock. When we use it up we'll go grab a few asteroids and mine them out, too. Then we'll take a few worlds, do the same thing. Ever seen Battlefield LA? We're the aliens. We're coming for your **** .
if you eat ass, shame.
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blackfacetito (01/03/2016) [-] On the left you have a /10 who probably has a tight pussy, a lot of experience, and might be willing to go stable.
On the right you have an inexperienced 9/10 with a highschool-like pussy, little to no experience, and still in her slut phase.
Who do you go for? Why? Do you see yourself going for that girl when you gain more experience? If not, go for the other girl. She'll help you mature more then then girl you would have chosen.
On the right you have an inexperienced 9/10 with a highschool-like pussy, little to no experience, and still in her slut phase.
Who do you go for? Why? Do you see yourself going for that girl when you gain more experience? If not, go for the other girl. She'll help you mature more then then girl you would have chosen.
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wisdombranch (01/03/2016) [-] well, the 7/10 is not specifically looking to get laid. Definitely her; I'm a cuddler.
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wfddfw (01/03/2016) [-] I wish I could buy that AR15 lower. I want that fire selector engraving
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tyrson (01/03/2016) [-] I once worked in a prison with a fellow officer who was REALLY into guns. His favorite piece of customization was a pair of Punisher gun grips, like the ones here. But then he was involved in a cell extraction that went... bad...and so he started going through all of his **** getting rid of everything that looked "violent" or "overly aggressive". Our nurse bought the gun grips for her boyfriend for, like, half their market price.
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wfddfw (01/03/2016) [-] that sucks that he went through that, and decided to sell all of his stuff. But score for that nurse getting that **** at like half the price. I'm one for shopping around for deals. Although, my AR lower cost me ******* $1100 because Connecticut is a **** hole and we can only buy "pre ban" (Pre Sept. 1994) lowers for AR15's
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imofcnotharveydent ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-] Well.. that might be the death of that squirrel, avocado is quite poisonous to all but humans and a few select species of apes.
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sgtmajjohnson (01/03/2016) [-] Many animals do kill members of their own species, and will over consume resources to the point of starvation. The only reason they don't pollute in large quantities is because they lack the technological ability to do so. Dumb tumblr user is dumb.
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thempc (01/03/2016) [-] yeah ok but this is retarded. war and destroying the environment are all bad things yes, and they are all arguably a result of stupidity (or lack of foresight) but they're a higher form of stupidity. as a species we have the conscious ability to make a good or bad decision and foresee (or not) its possible outcomes. animals, for the most part, don't have this. they don't have the mental capacity to even grasp the concept of things like war or environmental destruction. you could even argue that they can't make mistakes because animals act almost entirely on instinct. in a way, humanity was given the high and advanced ability to **** up.
TL;DR: humans have the capability to be ******** or not, therefore we're smarter
TL;DR: humans have the capability to be ******** or not, therefore we're smarter
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anon (01/02/2016) [-]
on the bus comic, someone needs to draw little eyes over the peoples eyebrows, if they were mouth in stead of eyebrows this would be alot more funny
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wisdombranch (01/03/2016) [-] WHY? What is wrong with that picture? aside from the brand of beer
