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you ever found funny?
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the day that photo was taken, he was wearing these tucking plastic sequined
booty shorts that said BOTTOM BITCH on the ass and that listerine
collar and fat Krall else.
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serenely and all, but.
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shoved up his ass
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crying reflex is tac hed up and you don' t mean to laugh.
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#1 - teranin
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Wow, that is awkward
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected
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Considering the specific description of the picture above, I'm going to assume you posted this image because it resembles the description...
#3 to #2 - teranin
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picked up on that, didja
picked up on that, didja
User avatar #90 to #2 - formeranony
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Thank you Captain Obvious, you have saved the ignorant masses again!
User avatar #9 - suitandtie
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When I was a lot younger, my grandparents apartment burned down. My aunt and uncle still lived with them. They lost everything. This was about a week before Easter, if I remember correctly. The day after the fire, we were all standing there. Me and my parents standing there with my aunt and uncle and grandparents, just looking at the charred remains of the building. Then suddenly, my uncle blurts out, "well at least the ham's cooked".
User avatar #91 to #9 - biggydy
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I like your uncle, he sounds like a nice man.
#104 to #9 - sanguinesolitude
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I had an older black lady in the store today whose house just burned down. she was like "the landlord was such a slumlord there were spiders and centipedes everywhere... hmm come to think of it they probably all burned to death... thank you jesus" I found it hilarious.
I had an older black lady in the store today whose house just burned down. she was like "the landlord was such a slumlord there were spiders and centipedes everywhere... hmm come to think of it they probably all burned to death... thank you jesus" I found it hilarious.
#38 to #9 - onomatopenis
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#46 to #9 - lordxdanswich
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#50 to #9 - SunshineCabbage
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User avatar #14 - swimmingprodigy
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I laugh whenever I'm in pain or when someone is trying to cause me harm.

Whenever my mom gets pissed at me and hits me I just burst out laughing and she gets 10x angrier.


I just can't wait till I get mugged one day and someone tries to kick the crap out of me and I'm just laughing the entire time
#21 to #14 - luthervonappledorf
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And all because of Marla Singer!
And all because of Marla Singer!
User avatar #22 to #21 - swimmingprodigy
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I get the reference but have no idea how it applies to my situation
User avatar #24 to #22 - luthervonappledorf
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In all honesty it was a tenuous one at best because I couldn't find the gif of Tyler being beaten by Lou while laughing.

I apologise.
User avatar #49 to #24 - nyxeos
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Tyler Durden Laugh

Couldn't find a gif for you either, but here's a video loop.
User avatar #25 to #24 - swimmingprodigy
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got it now.
#29 to #14 - anon id: 204beb6f
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Your mom hits you? I know that laws apply differently in other countries, but you should get the **** away from your mom anyway, even if you can't call the police/social service on her.
User avatar #30 to #29 - swimmingprodigy
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nah dude it's ok it's not child abuse. Im 18 and like twice her size; she just slaps me on the arm or something. Not enough to cause me any real pain
User avatar #33 to #30 - gggman
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Laughing is a form of panic after all. Some people having laughing as their main panic instead of freaking out like other people do
#74 to #33 - anon id: 56880923
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Yeah I'm so panicked every time I hear a funny joke...
#107 to #14 - hoverin
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yfw
#110 to #14 - triggathepirate
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YFW.   
   
"I hope, hah you ain't gonna find the $5 bill I got in my shoe tho"   
"Gauuuh damn u found it. ah that left hook, damn man you work out??"
YFW.

"I hope, hah you ain't gonna find the $5 bill I got in my shoe tho"
"Gauuuh damn u found it. ah that left hook, damn man you work out??"
#87 to #14 - holyturtle
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dude.... you are the Joker!!!
#27 - mamen
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My teacher once mentioned sex in class once.
User avatar #84 to #27 - jakekel
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sex education can be tough.
#6 - ffinfinity
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**ffinfinity rolled a random comment #24 posted by myshipsailedwoutme at 16-inch ** :
Because of the word "Venus", I accidentally read "pizza" as "penis".
how I explained my laughter
#8 to #6 - ethkot
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**ethkot rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Breaking Bad spoilers. ** Nice Roll!
#51 - nylak
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I work for an animal shelter, and while we have a superbly low euthanasia rate for most of our animals, we also cater to our city's animal control. So I work as a vet tech when we get busy (usually I'm a dog evaluator), and one day we had a massive hoarder bust, and we got in HUNDREDS of cats, all of which had to be euthanized due to health issues, and most of them were kittens under 6 months old. If we'd had the space to hold them and there were no legal issues involved, at least half of them could have been rehabilitated and saved.

It took a couple hours to assess all the cats and kill each and every one, and I was working with one of the staff vets and another vet tech, and even though we were all euthanasia veterans it was emotionally depleting and terrible to kill just TONS of kittens, so the other tech finally broke down and at some point a joke was made, and she started playing with one of the dead kittens like a puppet and making it talk and dance around, and we all three COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

...Then we all got off work and went to the bar conveniently across the street and got drunk off our asses.
User avatar #79 to #51 - bigmanfifty
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wow.... blimey
#92 to #51 - Pompano
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#101 to #51 - harrisonfordor
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My cats FW
#52 to #51 - onkii
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#54 to #51 - luluwho
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That's a self defense mechanism in bad times, nothing to be ashamed of. Remember the ones you save and realize that you helped the sick from suffering a long time.
User avatar #57 to #51 - dartharc
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I really don't think I could do that. You are brave people.

Except for the woman who used a dead kitten as a puppet. There's something wrong with her.
#13 - doombunni
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I have this horrible habit of laughing in awkward situations or when I'm uncomfortable, and its not even a normal laugh, more of a manic giggling. Well, one of my friends died in a car wreck, and she had an open casket. When it was my turn to view the body, I was already nervous as hell (I get really uncomfortable at wakes) and when I saw her, this memory suddenly popped into my head of when we were all drunk together and she threw a pound of japanese leftovers into my roommates face. My manic giggling started, and I was politely asked to go outside by her very angry parents
User avatar #16 to #13 - Onemanretardpack
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Wow, they sound like assholes. People run the gambit of emotions at funerals. People remember the good, the bad and what should have been, and the parents get pissy because you remembered a good moment of your life with her
User avatar #23 to #16 - Katzie
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I have never seen somebody laugh at a funeral. Maybe smile at a good memory, but never laugh.
I can understand how a couple may feel insulted seeing someone start laughing at their daughter's corpse.
User avatar #53 to #23 - doombunni
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I handle tense or awkward situations by laughing, I can't help it. Looking at a friend who I used to hang out with almost every weekend just....made me break
User avatar #32 to #23 - inunic
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I was at my Mother's funeral with an aunt of mine I've always been very close We were laughing about crazy stories that she had about when her and my Mom were younger. No one thought it was weird.

There is so many emotions as you sit in that room. Of course one of them is going to be joy in remembrance.
User avatar #26 to #23 - Onemanretardpack
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Maybe give him a chance to explain himself? Idk, most of the funerals I've been to have been kinda happy. Everyone just wants to remember the good time and celebrate the life of whoever died. Maybe my family is just weird
#89 to #23 - myshipsailedwoutme
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Then they must be really ignorant. It's not unusual for people to deal with stress or grief through laughter. I know several people who have this problem, especially at funerals. It's not something they can control and some people even take medications for it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - doombunni
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hmm, they didn't realize what I was thinking. What they saw was me standing over their daughter, giggling like an asylum escapee
User avatar #18 to #17 - Onemanretardpack
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Still, a little understanding and tact would have gone a long way instead of kicking out one of their daughter's friends
#69 - scorchoeljohnny
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Whenever I'm in pain or discomfort I start laughing uncontrollably, when I was a teen a fell of my skateboard and hit the edge of a rock and it gave me a deep cut on my shin I went "AHHH" and then laughed like crazy. On the same day while I was getting stitches I giggled during the process. Same goes with anger people would threaten me with violence and I would just laugh they either got more aggravated or thought I was crazy. Lastly my friends hate taking me to scary movies and haunted houses, I laugh more at a horror film than a comedy and when is went to this one haunted house a zombie clown popped up and I pissed myself laughing
So yea I'm pretty much a real life joker
User avatar #81 to #69 - skeptical
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User avatar #76 to #69 - vegeta
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How you should go out in a blaze of glory:
-go to mall, lots of people
-pull out knife
-place knife in mouth and slice up one ear
-start laughing uncontrollably
-people stare as you you laugh and cut the other side
-as soon as you finish, with your permanent grin say chucklingly "and that's how I got these scars"
-then shoot up the place.
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User avatar #12 - jackmanagan
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Listening to a blind guy talk about the dangers of drunk driving. like a 25 minute sob speech. at the end he said heres my mobile number, if you have any questions or concerns contact me. i blurted out "How the hell can you read a text message?" i realized i said it outloud and left the room. like 10 people were laughing.
User avatar #15 to #12 - swimmingprodigy
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hahaha that's ******
User avatar #55 - samous
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Last year Grandpa died and he hated when kids kiss him, as a matter of respect I always kiss him in his front but he always refuse so I began joking and trying to kiss him there when he was alive. At fenural I was crying untill they asked me to kiss him in the front so I did, and whispered "got you now, bitch' Everyone was so confused.
User avatar #56 to #55 - dartharc
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Kiss him in the front?
#88 to #56 - myshipsailedwoutme
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They live in a different country. It's a language/cultural thing.