Yarmulke Shenanigans. Straight outta /b/ Crazy named Anon. Anonymous / WEE Nb. 520496372 n Replies: ' ' ' ' in rrd grade a Yarmulke every day of constant harass
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Yarmulke Shenanigans

Straight outta /b/
Crazy ************ named Anon

Anonymous / WEE Nb. 520496372 n Replies: ' ' ' '
in rrd grade
a Yarmulke every day
of constant harassment
day its raining so we have indoor recess
en the twin the front
kids conspiring ts take my yaranaika off because they think I' m bald under it er ********
perfectly **** and quiet
at feel them reaching her it.
they grab it, immeadiately tab‘ ts the ground
shahs ensues
panic
put it back and I sit up, pretending ts be contused and get back in my seat
re panicking, begging me not ts ted the masher
ewe masher is in the back, I glance at her and she' s caughing hysterically
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User avatar #7 - kennyxvi (12/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Whats a yamulke?
User avatar #8 to #7 - jacencaedus (12/10/2013) [-]
it's the hat that Jewish men wear
#11 - nignogatron (12/11/2013) [-]
This kills the jew.
#27 - Pein (12/11/2013) [-]
*******					 hell I laughed harder than I should
******* hell I laughed harder than I should
#42 - munstarr (12/11/2013) [-]
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#40 - mattdoggy (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Must have been running the moneygraben.vg6. system
If you alter any part of the hard wear the system will put all its processing power into trying to reconnect with the system and all basic functionally is lost until either the system reboots or the hard drive is restored
#33 - zanxoo (12/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mein neger
#31 - gorginhanson (12/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Damn it Steinberg, I told you to take that hat off
-7
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User avatar #59 to #55 - priestoftheoldones (12/11/2013) [-]
Most people.
User avatar #12 - Nullifier (12/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
yes, i was in this thread too. Did you get the one with the guy who shat on his friend's head? I was in ******* stitches.

"STINKBUM BUM FLASH!"

that one?
User avatar #56 - landerp (12/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When the new mall opened up in my town, I went with some of my friends. We were in s shoe store called Journeys or some **** and they had little panty hose socks that you put on while trying on shoes. I thought they looked like yarmulkas when they were all rolled up so I took a couple and went outside (it is an outside mall) and started asking everyone that walked by if they wanted to convert to Judaism and that they would get a free yarmulkas. The first person I asked, who was an old woman, said "I would love to, son, but I'm already a Jew." I said "Oh, shalom!" (which means "peace" in hebrew) I dont think I've ever thought on my feet so fast.
#21 - epicwinone (12/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
oh this is gold
User avatar #71 - mangostormlegend (12/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What's a yarmulke?
+3
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#6 - InfiniteFetus (12/10/2013) [-]
I read that as "ukulele".
I read that as "ukulele".
User avatar #26 - tightastic (12/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It always confused why it's pronounced yamaka considering it's spelled yarmulke. ******* Yarmulke
User avatar #25 - miklthepikl (12/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
jude here.

when the **** did people start calling kippahs yarmulkes? is this some ****** yiddish thing?
User avatar #29 to #28 - miklthepikl (12/11/2013) [-]
those european jews did some strange **** to hebrew...
#23 - rotownhero (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel if he would of spelled it yamaka or jew hat a lot more people would understand this
User avatar #5 - aTastyCooky (12/10/2013) [-]
inb4 jewing intensifies gif
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