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Y'all weak as shit

Y'all weak as shit. . acronym's: friendly reminder that his has Inst her adoptive parents, entire planet, father, husband, son and been abandoned by her brather
acronym's:
friendly reminder that his has Inst her adoptive parents, entire planet,
father, husband, son and been abandoned by her brather and yet has never
been tempted by the dark side once
take notes Skywalker boys ya' ll weak as ****
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#1 - arkbuilder (01/06/2016) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - lean (01/06/2016) [-]
It's hard to notice the dark side when you are focused on so much white
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User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
The dark side only tempts people who can actually use the force.
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#18 to #14 - dareus ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
"...the Force is everywhere and in everyone and everything..."
-Yoda

While the dark side tempts those that are force sensitive more strongly than it would a non-sensitive person, it still affects those that can't take advantage of it and can be felt in "evil/dark" individuals by those who are force sensitive.
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User avatar #23 to #18 - tristraction (01/06/2016) [-]
"The dark side only tempts people who can actually USE!!!! the force."
"The Force is everywhere"

There's ******* 0.03% Carbon Dioxide in the air. That doesn't mean you can breath pure Carbon Dioxide.
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User avatar #30 to #23 - captainprincess ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
If you were a force-user you might be able to

meditation does strange things to sensitivies
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User avatar #88 to #23 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
You're right but you didn't need to try and support your science fiction argument with real logic, although I realise it was for metaphorical purposes.
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#28 to #23 - dareus ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
After further research, there is not enough information to reinforce my claims, so I shall yield for now.

However, there isn't enough evidence to completely abolish them either. There is sources in non canon that support my claims but they are no longer canon, therefore I cannot use them. That being said, there is SOME information supporting what I said, but there isn't any actual examples of a sentient being succumbing to the seduction. There are however dark side nexuses that permeate throughout all living and non living things around them, corrupting them at the core. I'll submit an inquisition to the Star Wars team and see if they respond or not. I'll get back to you if they do.
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#109 to #28 - ohhh ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
"but there isn't much disproving it either!" Not much to disprove the idea that the makers of the force are secret gerbils who can not be tracked, are invisible, and can not be picked up by anything that could perceive anything. And cover their tracks perfectly.
"but there isn't much disproving it either!"

Not much to disprove the idea that the makers of the force are secret gerbils who can not be tracked, are invisible, and can not be picked up by anything that could perceive anything. And cover their tracks perfectly.
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#140 to #28 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
" so I shall yield for now"
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User avatar #67 to #14 - swtorpro (01/07/2016) [-]
This ^
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User avatar #130 to #14 - andywazowski ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought the force was in everyone, some more than other, but Leia just never underwent any training to control it.
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User avatar #119 to #14 - jordanish (01/07/2016) [-]
Leia is said to be force sensitive though, she just never trained her talent
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User avatar #150 to #14 - senseiweasel ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Return of The Jedi script:

LEIA
Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I--I don't understand and
could never have.

LUKE
You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to
use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has
it...I have it...and...my sister has it.
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#95 to #14 - angusmansg (01/07/2016) [-]
well leia is force sensitive, in the expanded universe she becomes a jedi master. I know to most people the books are now irreverent... but she is force sensitive
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User avatar #110 to #95 - Noon (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah... Still trying to shake off the massive **** Disney took on the EU. I liked the movie, but **** this pansy faggot Ben Solo. Now Jacen Solo, there's Sith.
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#156 to #110 - angusmansg (01/07/2016) [-]
Ben solo is literally one of the worst character star wars has put out
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User avatar #161 to #156 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Luke had two clones named Luuke and Luuuke in the old canon. no he isn't.
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User avatar #57 to #14 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Leia can use the force and does so at least twice in the original trilogy, and possibly another two times in episode VII.
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User avatar #68 to #57 - emotionexplain (01/07/2016) [-]
.... when...
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User avatar #70 to #68 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
During episode V, when luke calls out to her through the force (Obi wan and yoda also imply she was the other and yoda confirms it as he's dying in the next episode)

During episode VI: Han says "I sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew", Leia replies "He wasn't, I can feel it."

During Episode VII: she could have possibly felt a "wound in the force" similar to what yoda felt during the start of the great jedi purge in episode III and what Obi-wan felt after the destruction of Alderaan in Episode IV after the destruction of Hosnian Prime.

Also during Episode VII: She felt a wound in the force as her son, Ben Solo aka Kylo Ren, murdered his father, Han Solo.

And of course there could possibly be other times that she uses the force inside of comics and stories from the people making the new canon.
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#92 to #70 - sposadox (01/07/2016) [-]
Thanks for the spoiler thrown in there to the new movie.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It's been spammed to death already, and it's been two weeks.
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#94 to #93 - sposadox (01/07/2016) [-]
Two weeks hardly justifies a massive spoiler for a long anticipated movie. Some of us are busy during christmas and new years, suprisingly.
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User avatar #99 to #94 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
why would you go online at all then? Again the damn thing was spammed over and over, on this site alone, the day before it came out, not to mention it's constantly been in the media over and over since it came out (and before) and not to mention that it's literally the highest grossing movie currently it's made over 1 billion dollars in two weeks.
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User avatar #124 to #99 - ninjaroo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
"Why would you go online at all then?"

...Because he has other **** to do here? I mean, he's saying that he's annoyed about the spoiler, not that he only comes to the internet to talk about Star Wars.
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User avatar #132 to #124 - storkillen (01/07/2016) [-]
Are you implying he has **** to do on funnyjunk? Other than fapping and browsing the latest dank memes of 2016? I'm sure he has more important "other **** " to do than that
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User avatar #133 to #132 - ninjaroo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
>Implying dank memes aren't the most important thing

Normie get out REEEEEEEEEE
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#96 to #94 - mayoroftownsville (01/07/2016) [-]
It's already the highest grossing movie of all time. You're more likely to spoil the ending of Romeo and Juliet than The Force Awakens at this point.
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#97 to #96 - sposadox (01/07/2016) [-]
And yet it wasn't until you did it. Could have put the spoiler tag on it.
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#98 to #97 - mayoroftownsville (01/07/2016) [-]
What did I do?
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#100 to #98 - sposadox (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, whoops. I'm tired, thought I was talking to the same guy this whole time.
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User avatar #101 to #97 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It wasn't what?
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#102 to #101 - sposadox (01/07/2016) [-]
He said "you're more likely to spoil the ending of Romeo and Juliet than The Force Awakens", and I was saying it hadn't been spoiled for me until then.
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User avatar #123 to #92 - oxidoferroso (01/07/2016) [-]
Protip: don't read things related to the movie you want to see
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User avatar #155 to #92 - captnnorway (01/07/2016) [-]
wot? What were you doing the entire decemeber? Even before the movie was out I had that part spoiled on this very site since half the troll comments where spoilers about that.
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User avatar #151 to #92 - senseiweasel ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Person #1: oh such and such happens in the new movie,

person #2: Oh really, when in the new movie does this happen?

person #1: here, here, and here

SPOSADOX: (having read the entire thread, including the dude three comments earlier ASKING for the spoiler) OMG SPOILERS U MEEN GUYZ Q.Q
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#74 to #70 - blueblaugh (01/07/2016) [-]
Using the force and being force sensitive are two very different things
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User avatar #75 to #74 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
no, they aren't. A force sensitive can use the force even they're doing it unknowingly and subconsciously (like Rey) .
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#77 to #75 - blueblaugh (01/07/2016) [-]
I wouldn't call being able to sense changes in the force the same as using the force to interact with the world
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User avatar #78 to #77 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It is though, just on a subconscious level rather than a physical level.
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#79 to #78 - blueblaugh (01/07/2016) [-]
Agree to disagree
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#81 to #79 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Alright, have this then.
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#154 to #70 - poorfaag (01/07/2016) [-]
>force sensitive
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User avatar #160 to #154 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Force sensitive simply means any individual who was attuned to the flow of the force, which allows said individual to use the force, whether it be on a subconscious level (like seeing the future through premonitions) or on a physical level (like choking someone through the force) .
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User avatar #72 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (01/07/2016) [-]
She could sense that Luke was alive after the second Deathstar blew up. And she sensed Han dying in the new movie.
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User avatar #66 to #14 - hankpym (01/07/2016) [-]
leia was force sensitive though
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#46 to #14 - umbrage (01/07/2016) [-]
Yoda and Vader both say they'll try to turn Leia into a Jedi/Sith if Luke turns out to be a disappointment though.
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User avatar #19 to #14 - bertmacaroni (01/06/2016) [-]
But Leia is force sensitive, I'm pretty sure they allude to that a lot in the first trilogy as well as the Force Awakens. After a significant event happens (no spoilers), she literally feels it happening through the force. Luke's monologue even states "the force is strong in my family, I have it, my father had it, my sister has it..."
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User avatar #24 to #19 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Doesn't mean she can USE the force consciously. Most sith are usually tempted by the dark side with the promise of power and hot redskinned bitches. But mostly power. If she has no real force powers, the dark side can't offer her additional power, which means it has nothing to tempt her with.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Unless she's a lesbian, of course.
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User avatar #59 to #24 - labree (01/07/2016) [-]
as far as i know, going off the games such as KOTOR
everyone who has the remotest connection to the force can be influenced by the dark side.
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User avatar #63 to #19 - thepizzadevourer (01/07/2016) [-]
She is force-sensitive, but she isn't trained in the use of the Force. The Dark Side isn't much of a temptation unless you can actually use it.
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User avatar #152 to #19 - senseiweasel ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Return of The Jedi, scene 76, Ewok Village, Exterior (night)

LEIA
Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I--I don't understand and
could never have.

LUKE
You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to
use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has
it...I have it...and...my sister has it.
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User avatar #29 to #14 - thebenders (01/06/2016) [-]
well Leia can use the force and she subconsciously does in the movies when she senses where Luke is and what's going on but she chooses not to explore these powers and become a Jedi
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User avatar #4 - voltkills ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
yea but shes super weak with the force compared to luke, she can sense him and her loved ones, but at least in canon, she cant do much else.
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#35 to #4 - greyblade (01/07/2016) [-]
Leia had/has as much potential as luke force-wise


what she lacks is training. she probably can't feel either side of the force.
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User avatar #12 to #4 - zerosonaku ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
in the EU Leia wasn't THAT weak. she wasn't able to learn anything like force push or really augment her strength or speed. However she did learn battle meditation, which helped the fleet battles she participated in go in the favor of her side of the battle..
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User avatar #15 to #12 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
Except that all got retconned and is now non-cannon.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - zerosonaku ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
yes thank you I did not know this information. Why do you think I started my post off with "In the EU..."

voltkills this is for you as well.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - voltkills ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
yes thank you but why do you think I put the EU is irrelevant
it doesnt matter in this context
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#21 to #17 - marcx ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
eu isnt irrelevant as they still pull **** from it makign it canon. anything in teh eu at any point in time can be pulled, used, incorporrated into a book/game/movie/show and become canon.
This includes stuff from the star wars commander game as well. Thats how the stuff from teh book death troopers became canon at least a part of it.

So no matter what u cant discount the eu entireley just parts of it. like leia in theory is just as powerful in the force as luke is. They are twins. Thats is why when luke faces vader in Return of the jedi and he mentions her. Luke gets all mad cuz if vader got to leia there is a high possibility she could have been trained in the dark side and become just as powerful if not more powerful than vader/luke

In the eu though leia is a powerful jedi knight. she just doesnt have the natural affinity for learning random force stuff like luke does but luke also doesnt have her political skills. and she did start her proper jedi training way later than him
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#26 to #21 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Up until the pieces of the EU are pulled into the movies it can be counted as irrelevant. The majority of the EU is cringe worthy fan fic ******** anyway.
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#27 to #26 - marcx ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
can never truly discount it,as its part of teh legends timeline if you want to be technical.
also dont confuse fan fic bs to the EU. All teh eu books comics games are all controlled by lucas group. There was a **** ton of work to keep things together. You couldnt just make a story up and expect it to be apart of the EU.

There is a reason why there was a specific group in lucas group ment to keeping the timeline correct. retconning things that needed it and makign sure everythign stayed linked together. Plus any books that had any major changes (chewbacca died) had to get approval by the lucas group
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User avatar #38 to #21 - norkasthethird (01/07/2016) [-]
i think you accidentally the entire comment
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User avatar #54 to #16 - lulusaurus (01/07/2016) [-]
yes thank you I did not know this information. Why do you think voltkills stated " but at least in canon"

EU is not canon. Lets bring up the EU.

So thanks for looping us around for no reason.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - voltkills ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
but this isnt the EU and the EU is irrelevant.
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#52 - lordraine (01/07/2016) [-]
That's because being tortured by her own father on board his ship after losing her entire planet and her people traumatized her so much that she is pathologically terrified of the very idea of using the Force, ever, for any reason.

You can't be tempted to the Dark Side of Swimming if you're hydrophobic. But of course, what a surprise, Tumblr doesn't know what it's talking about and don't have any real nerd knowledge, just the fake "geek" cred they give themselves after watching The Big Bang Theory. Color me ******* amazed.
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#53 to #52 - therealtotodile (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm pretty sure it was like a little joke, but uh good point buddy.
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#47 - frostinius (01/07/2016) [-]
**frostinius used "*roll picture*"**
**frostinius rolled image** this is why she wasn't tempted to the dark side
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#48 to #47 - selongb (01/07/2016) [-]
I guess like the rains, she was blessed.
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#45 - LarsGoes (01/07/2016) [-]
this is what happens when you don't train people that are too old to be trained
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User avatar #31 - undeadmaus (01/07/2016) [-]
Or maybe that's because while she's force sensitive she was never trained and her powers never really manifested
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#105 - murrlogic (01/07/2016) [-]
Han: Ben for Christ sake the Sith is a phase we all need to grow out of

Kylo: SHUT THE **** UP DAD YOU JEDI FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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User avatar #128 to #105 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
yay more unrelated lok fanart
"thumb me up and i'll bloodbend your dicks kids!"
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#136 to #128 - seras (01/07/2016) [-]
Asami can't bend.
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#137 to #136 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
I KNOW NERD IT'S A JOKE!
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#139 to #137 - seras (01/07/2016) [-]
Pst, hey, I knew that.
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#141 to #139 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Pst, hey , prove it.
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#142 to #141 - seras (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure by now everyone and their grandmother knows that murr (not writing full name so he does not get mentioned) posts his Asami nerd-waifu-fapfest to every comment he posts. So it was obvious that you were refering to that.
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#143 to #142 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure murrlogic (writing full name so he does get mentioned) posts Asami because drawings are the only thing that can give him a false feeling of affection .
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User avatar #61 - tsagu (01/07/2016) [-]
To be fair, she's also filthy ******* rich.
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User avatar #117 - izdubar ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
She's not a ******* jedi now though is she
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User avatar #64 - theaddviser (01/07/2016) [-]
Yea she just left all of her responsibilities to her cause, the memories of her people, and those still alive, just to chase after a known criminal. You know just the strongest of characters.
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#115 - sumsar (01/07/2016) [-]
if you have not been trained in the force going to the darkside is very unlikely.
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#90 - xboxonerules (01/07/2016) [-]
You kind of have to not be ******* worthless for joining the dark side to matter.
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#86 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
***** she wasn't the main character and didn't get much screen time, how the hell are we supposed to know whether or not she struggled with temptation? Hell, she probably did struggle with it but the filmmaker decided it wasn't worth including in the movies.
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User avatar #82 - perspicacity (01/07/2016) [-]
Didn't the dark side cause all of those problems?
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#83 to #82 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
yes, and she's not force sensitive so I'm not sure what point they're trying to make.
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User avatar #84 to #83 - bugman (01/07/2016) [-]
She is though.
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#85 to #84 - someoneforamoment (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not sure if the dead husband detector really counts.
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User avatar #112 to #85 - kentravyon (01/07/2016) [-]
Maybe i'm wrong but wasn't it alluded that she was force sensitive in episode VI?
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User avatar #87 to #85 - bugman (01/07/2016) [-]
But nobody other than force sensitives have shown an ability to detect death in the Star Wars universe.
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User avatar #91 to #87 - Izen (01/07/2016) [-]
Han is force sensitive
Finn is (canon that only force sensitive people can wield lightsabers [this does not include droids])
so her being sensitive doesn't mean ****
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User avatar #103 to #91 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Finn couldn't wield a lightsaber very well though. He got his ass beat by an injured and weakened apprentice, and by a stormtrooper with a cattle prod.
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User avatar #163 to #103 - Izen (01/07/2016) [-]
but he didn't impale himself
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User avatar #164 to #163 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't care what the cannon says, it wouldn't take the force to work out which way to point it before you turn it on.
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User avatar #111 to #91 - fuzzyballs (01/07/2016) [-]
what
why do you need space magic to fling a lamp around?
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User avatar #162 to #111 - Izen (01/07/2016) [-]
why do you need to be a righteous king to sit on the Iron Throne and not get stabbed? because reasons
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#89 to #87 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
yeah but there's a minimum threshold to become a jedi/sith, if you're not strong enough in the force then it just isn't worth training.
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User avatar #134 to #83 - admiralen ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
She is force sensitive, she just saw how lame Luke got after he became a jedi and decided that the force is for suckers
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#11 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Maybe the Dark Side has no interest in her, because the force is weak in her, it would be easier to kill her rather than to invest and use her.
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#145 - woodoo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Yupp, all Leia is doing is is running a small terrorist pod dedicated to bringing down the rulers of society, constantly attacking military bases, killing countless innocent in the name of "freedom", never specifying what that freedom entails, never even trying for a peaceful solution(unlike her mother, who tried for peace all the time, and got fugged over for it), and generally being an intergalactic terrorist. Hell, since Jedi is actually called a religion several times, you can argue she represents a religious terrorist group and not be entirely wrong(seeing as it is implied that only Jedi believe in the force any more, and Leia probably does, it's likely that most of her soldiers do as well, meaning that you can safely call them Jedi, even if they are not Jedi knights).

The dark side has no reason to tempt Leia, as she is already working for it, bit like that spacejew who owned Anakin in ep 1, why corrupt the corrupted?
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#116 - fabulousness (01/07/2016) [-]
Because someone who can't use the force can be tempted by the dark side yeah....
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#80 - sacrilegious (01/07/2016) [-]
it's because she just ***** everything that moves and does all the drugs
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