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User avatar #5 - allstargiants (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone give me a TL;DR version?
#7 to #5 - darcabyss ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
"Damn humans, you scary!"
#89 - htmm (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places."
"Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places."
#14 - jaevel (10/31/2013) [+] (19 replies)
A collection of these kind of stories, for those who would like!
#96 - vpngtn (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#37 - lysham (10/31/2013) [+] (57 replies)
Ok guys.why Humanity Bad ass Dump
#34 - mr skeltal (10/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pursuit Predation sounds just like what Slenderman practices.
Pursuit Predation sounds just like what Slenderman practices.
User avatar #101 - whitie (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the entire mass effect series is an ego trip for humanity,

we're aggressive and expansionistic

we're the most overall usefull species ( by that i mean turians are 10/10 soldiers, asari are 10/10 biotics, salarians are 10/10 engineers, and humans are 8/10 in all 3 categories, not the best at any but the best overall)

we're innovative as **** (in the series all life in the galaxy uses medi gel, a human invention, as the standard for medicine less than 20 years after humans arrive on the galactic stage)

we're known to never give up under any circumstances

other species fear our immense power

we're the most genetically varied (which i find preposterous, brother and sister chimps have more genetic diversity than any two random humans, meaning the aliens would have to practically be clones) and therefore are the best test subjects

we have the galaxies 2nd best tactics and intelligence and the best diplomats

and finally our army is considered to be devastatingly efficient, it's considered to be able to stand toe to toe with turians in an all-out war, despite being described as a relatively small volunteer army with a low percentage of our population (3%) in active duty, the turian hierarchy requires all turian citizens serve actively in the military (100%) discounting children, the sick and the elderly it's a real percentage of (99.9%)
User avatar #93 - kanatana (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't **** with the human race!"
#129 - chaosnazo (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hell yes.
#111 - killerblue (10/31/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>space orcs
>orcs
>c

OI get da boyz this is gonna be a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
#25 - helforce (10/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have a couple of these.
#158 - mr skeltal (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
/pol/¨s sci-fi story
#3 - oosulley (10/30/2013) [-]
Remnids me so much of this post
#125 - larknok (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If any of you guys have played Halo, I'm sure you are familiar with these cheeky little ******* . They breath methane, which was the Halo Sci-fi way of saying that "they breath really strange **** ."

But get this. There are very few elemental gases that are extremely toxic to life. Methane isn't one of them. But Oxygen? Oxygen is on par with Chlorine gas (if not worse) to the concept of life. In fact, when the first Cyanobacteria evolved [first oxygen producing species], one of the biggest reasons that they won out against other bacterial species is because Oxygen is one of the most toxic gases to organic compounds. It's highly reactive and it's the most explosive gas. You know what it means to "burn" something? In short, all it means is to "add oxygen" to it.

If we meet other species in Space, unless they also happen to breath Oxygen, they'll look at us and go:

Zimbo: Holy **** Quagzor, these ************* breath oxygen.

Quagzor: The **** ? Oxygen? Oh **** . Yeah, **** that planet and it's scary-ass fire breathing ************* . Let's go to Leyan 4 where they breathe a reasonable gas like Nitrogen.
#80 - deadinferno (10/31/2013) [-]
I'd already ******* lost it at "Ram-Bo"
#36 - lotengo ONLINE (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
we invented dogs
User avatar #92 to #36 - alstorp (10/31/2013) [-]
Actually that's pretty accurate.
#132 - ninjabadger (10/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And then we run into a synthetic race.

User avatar #99 - srskate (10/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Consider cheerleading for a moment.

Humans have a sport. It isn't always for glory or victory. It is merely to increase moral for other sports. Yet they risk the highest chance of injury on par with the other human sport known as "american foot ball."
User avatar #105 to #102 - srskate (10/31/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerleading#Title_IX_sports_status

Most high school cheerleading is defined as a sport. Not just a sport, but a full-contact sport (i.e. it is more hard-core than soccer)
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