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The Xbox 360 is a video game console developed by Microsoft, and is the successor to the original Xbox, and it is the second console in the Xbox series. The Xbox 360 competes with Sony's PlayStation 3 and Nintendo's Wii as part of the seventh generation of video game consoles. The Xbox 360 was officially unveiled on MTV on May 12, 2005, with detailed launch and game information divulged later that month at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3).

The Xbox 360 features an online service, Xbox Live, which was expanded from its previous iteration on the original Xbox and received regular updates during the console's lifetime. Available in free and subscription-based varieties, Xbox Live allows users to: play games online; download games (through Xbox Live Arcade) and game demos; purchase and stream music, television programs, and films through the Xbox Music and Xbox Video portals; and access third-party content services through media streaming applications. In addition to online multimedia features, the Xbox 360 allows users to stream media from local PCs. Several peripherals have been released, including wireless controllers, expanded hard drive storage, and the Kinect motion sensing camera. The release of these additional services and peripherals helped the Xbox brand grow from gaming-only to encompassing all multimedia, turning it into a hub for living-room computing entertainment.[17][18][19][20][21]

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#1 - talonhalfstar
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Too much content at once!
Too much content at once!
#165 to #1 - kanaka
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User avatar #22 to #1 - srskate
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... flashbacks
#2 - mcbrosephson
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"Blood for the blood God."
#36 to #2 - boomerpyro
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#45 to #36 - darkjack
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that little hermaphroditic whore just stole both creed AND tzeench's line, boy is he sure ******
#6 to #2 - vorarephilia
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your corpse emperor can't save you.

he couldn't even save himself.
#7 to #6 - bongoclock
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Horus is an ungrateful little ****! In the picture you can see a strong independent emperor, who don't need no heretic
User avatar #33 to #7 - mrshrapnel
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Horus wasnt that bad, everyone mostly, robert is the ungratful ***** agreed he was the man for the job as the Warmaster, he was dead by the time of the heresy after all.
I consider his move against The thousand sons and the Space Wolves to be his most briliant move.
User avatar #44 to #33 - fausticorn
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I believe Horus said it should have been Sanguinius
User avatar #48 to #44 - mrshrapnel
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dont recall that, only read the first 7 horus heresy books.
But im not sure about Sanguinius, id still say Horus was teh best for the role.
User avatar #49 to #48 - fausticorn
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Sanguinius wouldn't have thrown a massive hissy fit though
User avatar #50 to #49 - mrshrapnel
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oh yea, aslong as primachs like Robert, leman and Agron didnt get the role all should be fine.
The hiss fit if Agron or Leman got the role would be unbelievable. and im sure both would throw away the title at first chance they get.
#38 to #6 - kevinrox
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#5 - felixjarl
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#113 to #5 - hueman
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REAL MEN WEAR FLAK ARMOR
#8 to #5 - bongoclock
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It's a wee bit over the top but i like it anyway.
User avatar #10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech
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What the hell. Sit down, I'll tell you an Emperor's Day story.
#11 to #10 - krasnogvardiech
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T'was Emperor's Day, long past, Or so the story goes, And the Emperor took the journey That every child knows.
When suddenly He was struck, By a vision dark and grim, Of subjects in grave, danger, In prayer, beseeching Him.
But clearest seen by far, To fall upon His gaze, A girl, so pure and bright, She shined through all the haze.
She knelt before a giant, Its manner cold and dread, And held it a great axe, It brought down upon her head.
The Emperor broke the trance, And declared "It shan't be so.". Then through the Warp He travelled, To stop the killing blow.
He quickly found the world from where the vision came, And went to join his subjects
who fought on in his name.
Where upon He found a Schola under siege, Full of faithful fighting and praying to their liege.
Though he searched the schola, The girl could not be sought. "Perhaps, I'm merely early," The noble Emperor thought.
When through the din of battle, He heard the mournful cry, Of children sadly weeping,
In fear that they may die.
The Emperor went to join them, And with a joyful call, He proclaimed his many presents, To give to one and all.
#12 to #11 - krasnogvardiech
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When the children truly saw him, Their faces all turned bright, and quickly was forgotten, The terrors of the night.
A trusty wooden lasgun, To a young Storm Trooper boy who thought of all the Xenos
He would slay with his new toy.
And to a future Commissar He gave a golden sash,For he would grow to lead his men with cunning, dare, and dash.
And to a little Sister, He gave a stuffed silk skull. For to His honor would be pledged All the traitors she would cull.
Then there among their number was one unlike the rest. She minded all the children,
like a hen within a nest.
Her soul was fine and wholesome, Her faith was strong and pure, Her whole life she had given Unto the Emperor.
She was the oldest of them, Though, truly, not by much. She simply was their sister
And was treated just as such.
Her training was just finished, her time there was now spent, She only awaited orders to join her new Convent.
She was every bit a blossom That still had yet to bloom, When then He did remember that He had seen her doom.
The Emperor held her tight, For His sorrow was so great and He showed her the near future that was to be her fate.
Then softly he did speak, So gently to her ears,To grant her one last present To lessen all her fears.
"What gift may I offer Or what thanks can I give, To one about to die, So that others still may live?"
The girl began to weep but her face, it was not grim. She smiled just like an angel as she explained to him:
"To die for the defenceless, To succeed at my last task, To stand here with my Emperor, For what more could I ask?"
#13 to #12 - krasnogvardiech
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Then it was as He had saw, For His vision came to be. The chamber door burst open To reveal the enemy.
For the vision He recalled And knew it to be true. This young girl would soon die and there was nothing He could do.
For in, then, came the monster, That would strike the angel down, And carve from her an offering to place upon his crown.
The children began to wail, Some sought to run or hide, While others could not move And only stared and cried.
But between them and the monster, The blessed sister stood and fought there to protect them as any mother would.
Yet, the monster was too much And she fell down to her knees, the monster raised his axe deaf to all the children’s pleas.
Then the Emperor spoke And sparked fire in her heart. She thrust forward with her chainsword And rent its chest apart.
Even as she struck, and ended the great strife, The daemon axe came down And stole away her life.
The Emperor knelt beside and cradled the martyred daughter, knowing she had stopped what would have of been a slaughter.
Then rushed in the instructors, And defenders to the scene, Of the Emperor and His daughter, So silent and serene.
The Emperor told the story, Of what there had transpired, And not one could stand to hide, The emotion she inspired.
Away the two disappeared, And not a word was uttered, Until loud cries from the courtyard said, "A miracle's occurred!"
For there amidst the carnage, A statue of marble stood, From where or when it had come no one there understood.
For the statue was the Emperor, So grand and finely crafted, His hands upon the shoulders of the sister He had raptured.
Her face was poise and beautiful Free of flaw or blemish, So perfect that they all agreed, She had never suffered anguish.
For every Emperor's Day after The schola would gather for prayer, Around the perfect statue, That the Emperor placed there.

And there beneath their feet, Forever carved in stone, "Always I am at your side, You'll never stand alone."
#159 to #13 - anon id: b8870c6f
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tl;dr
#42 to #13 - darkjack
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i dont like the SoB much, other then that i liked the story
#14 to #12 - bongoclock
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This was absolutely beautiful.
User avatar #15 to #14 - krasnogvardiech
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Don't interrupt.
#27 to #5 - kapitanokliosov
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I have a few techpriest ones if you want em
#35 to #27 - organiclead
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Say the sacred prayers of activation and strike the holy "enter" rune. Give praise to the Omnissiah.
#31 - punisherswar
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But seriously....THAT'S Heresy
But seriously....THAT'S Heresy
User avatar #119 to #31 - rgmayhem
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Sauce for this?
User avatar #150 to #119 - tunit
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its meet the heavy with a blood ravens power armor skin
#160 to #31 - anon id: b8870c6f
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User avatar #164 to #160 - letsmakeout
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oh no
#9 - Sworley
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#3 - alos
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hahahaha
User avatar #167 to #3 - greedtheavaricious
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Does it come with a chain spoon?
#16 - krasnogvardiech
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**krasnogvardiech rolled user aazz **
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#18 to #16 - denizius
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Sup dad. Im going to this party and hope to meet some new friends, gonna be late.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech
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Alright. Don't get too wasted.
User avatar #23 to #16 - shadowsynergy
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I hit the turn off screen button which instantly silences the call...
Because Slaneesh.
#24 to #23 - krasnogvardiech
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You are literally a faggot. Why would you be the boytoy of a Chaos God when you can conquer planets and lay entire hives' worth of wenches in this glorious bastard's name.
User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowsynergy
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Because glorious daemonette girl-cock.
#26 to #25 - krasnogvardiech
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As I said, literally a faggot.
User avatar #53 to #23 - wizardbaker
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Absolutely heretical.
#46 - dsgbiohazard
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It's obligatory, and I'm sorry. But I'm taking the bullet so others don't have to.

PC Master Race
User avatar #129 to #46 - monkeybotlove
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hah that's great. And repeat ad nauseam for each newer model of pc you get/build..
User avatar #147 to #46 - alfibrakiz
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oh lord, dis ***** be tellin' da truth!
#81 to #46 - paddywhacker
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User avatar #172 to #81 - dsgbiohazard
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Look, people can game on w/e gaming platform that want. That's absolutely fine.

But if you enjoy and console, then you WILL enjoy the PC more. Unless of course exclusives are involved.

Hook a PS controller up to it and BAM, Playstation.
Hook an XBox controller up to it and BAM, XBox.

Plus, I wasn't saying it to laugh at console gamers. I was saying it because it was obligatory.

o·blig·a·to·ry
əˈbligəˌtôrē
adjective
required by a legal, moral, or other rule; compulsory.
"use of seat belts in cars is now obligatory"
#174 to #172 - paddywhacker
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Thanks for not being an ass.
Thanks for not being an ass.
#124 to #46 - datmine
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Have this.
#32 - thunderpony
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#161 - thisisbait
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I still have this picture from like 2 years ago.