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F We lost control of my life Bigfoot ERNIE (Sun) 21: 23: 31 |‘ u' ' atch Thr_ ead)
Hi recently We been doing demonic summoning rituals, as I have stopped caring for my life. While most of them had little success, We successfully contacted one It had the mundane run of the mill summoning method with the
most absurd name-
Bones
and seek
at a mirror at precisely 12: 01
be dark
Tthink of a prize while reciting a mantra
begins when you hear a moan
Fgames advises you to not look at spook when you feel its presence
at 3: 00 AM by reciting another mantra in your living room
So I did the process thinking We hit rock bottom of the spooky life risking games ladder.
Naturally I thought of a briefcase filled with Benjamins as my prize, because what else would this be worth doing this far?
It took me 3 minutes to recite the whale thing, and to my surprise, I actually heard the moan. I quickly ran to my planned a hiding spot; it was a tiny locked box with air holes in my laundry room, hidden under some clothes. My laundry room is nearby my living
room, it was probably the best place to stay. So, I hid there for 3 ******* hours, it was tense for like an hour. I caught a glimpse of it when it was looking for me yia breathing holes- I also had a camera setup to get looks at it.
I think somewhere around 1: 24 the demon gave up, turned on my TV, and began watching cartoons- I was totally lost, as I continued to think this is the only demon which would do anything with my life. And it forfeited to watch Chinese cartoons-
It continued the search when the clock hit 3, at which paint I took the win condition when it was upstairs. I said the mantra, and it groaned Immediately afterwards, I heard a window shattering. I checked upstairs and it left through the window. CK it just violated
my home because it felt like it.
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Submitted: 07/31/2015
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#4 - marshallbowdrie [OP](07/31/2015) [-]
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Here's something extra.
#1 - harbydeath (07/31/2015) [-]
**harbydeath used "*roll picture*"**
**harbydeath rolled image** heres his demon.
User avatar #5 to #1 - tenaciousleespare (07/31/2015) [-]
Sweet roll, m8.
#3 - venomousvalentine (07/31/2015) [-]
Cursed PC and a blowjob?

Worth.
#2 - twentyfourseven (07/31/2015) [-]
what the ****
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