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Dog lover, cat hater, cargo short shredder
I am 5' 7".... swipe left if you are shorter
19. apr. 201411:
Uugghh, short guys, right?
So gross haha
Hey there, fellow dog lover
19. apr. 201412: 22
They are Tha worst
Are you from Miami?
Nope Wisconsin you?
Visiting or something?
Miami lol
What do you do?
Message Send
4 Back . us More
I' m 5' 7" and it' s difficult to
wear heels with short
guys.... a mi no me gusta
How tall are you?
Why do you want to wear
heels?
Cuz they are hot
Unlike short men, I guess lol
Precise
Like why do they even exist
srsly
l I feel that way!!!
19. am. 2014 2: 37
Message Send
Lollol why can' t we just
sterilize them
Or better yet, turn them into
clogs Tri
At least they' d have a use
then
How long are you here for?
19. apt 2014 4: 04
Tues
Then back to frozen
Wisconsin?
Yupper but summers are
THA beys there
Best
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Lol I travel a lot, but I try to
stay away from cold North
American places because
the girls tend to be fatter
**** you
Why? I just don' t like fat
people
Why can' t they just lose
weight?
I' m probably going to block
you based on this
Well, you don' t like short
people
Why can' t I have my own
opinions? Short people
can' t gain height. Fat
people can lose weight.
Message Send

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#5 - blueboysixnine ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

You can almost feel the trigger happening

#48 to #5 - oblesidonika (01/10/2016) [-]

#28 to #5 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]

*TRIGGERED*

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#1 - evilkingganon ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** its nice to see shallow people get ****** with

#27 to #1 - DrDanny (01/09/2016) [-]

the picture

+48

#16 - hiddenalias (01/09/2016) [-]

Reminded me of this.

+23

#15 - MrLewis (01/09/2016) [-]

"Lucky for you I'm a dog lover"

#83 to #15 - otisriedel (01/10/2016) [-]

what amazing YTP is that from?

#91 to #83 - MrLewis (01/10/2016) [-]

the misadventures of skooks. theres five parts

+21

#12 - unfitninjuh (01/09/2016) [-]

******* savage. Shoulda said you were 5'6 and said this

#30 to #12 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]

>>#22

#22 to #12 - galanorth ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

What is this from?

#33 to #22 - unfitninjuh (01/09/2016) [-]

tarabostes

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#10 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]

She's obviously not worth talking to anyway if she hates cats

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#13 to #10 - thechosentroll (01/09/2016) [-]

To be fair, cats are assholes.

+12

#29 to #13 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]

...But so are humans

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#36 to #29 - thechosentroll (01/09/2016) [-]

I don't like competition.

#92 to #13 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Cats are basically like "i'm an asshole, but i'll love you secretly, tough love "

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#32 - xsap (01/09/2016) [-]

reminder that 'big guy' is only 5'9

#42 to #32 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

I'm 5' 1". I dated a guy who was over 6' tall, I dated a guy who was my height, and I dated a guy who was 5' 9". 5' 9" was probably my favorite, somewhat of an ideal to me now.

#99 to #42 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

it was a hairy situation

#98 to #42 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Was he a big guy for you? (I'm a 5'8 guy, once was with a girl taller than me... Being the big spoon sucked, hair in my face.)

#100 to #98 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

I would certainly prefer 5' 10" or shorter from here on out, though height has never actually made any difference in how I feel about someone. Physical attraction almost always comes to me after I've already caught feelings. It was actually really great to have a boyfriend that was only as tall as me. I get teased a lot for my height so it was just nice to feel like we were equals (literally).

#101 to #100 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Don't know why you'd be teased, short girls are super cute.

#104 to #101 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

I dunno, man, most people seem to think it's pretty hilarious.

#111 to #104 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Ah well like I said, I find short girls adorable, although tbh I do like to make the occasional short , mostly because I find it adorable :p

#113 to #111 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

My ex's favorite thing to do when we hang out is to make short jokes. He likes to call me a midget, it never fails to make him laugh.

#121 to #113 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

How tall is he?

#130 to #121 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

He's the 5' 9" one. I've only had three boyfriends lol.

#133 to #130 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Ah lol, thought it would be the tall one :p

#158 to #133 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

No... no, I don't talk to the tall one anymore lol. I'm really close to the other two though.

#164 to #158 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]

That sucks but you probably have a good reason not to talk to him :p, at least you were able to remain on good terms with the other two.

#166 to #164 - gabsmatags (01/11/2016) [-]

Well, I mean if you consider 6+ months of verbal, emotional, and sexual abuse, making out with your best friend, and telling you to kill yourself a week after dumping you good reason, then yeah, I had quite a few good reasons not to talk to him anymore haha. The other two were really decent guys, it would have been a real loss to cut them out of my life over a break up. People change, feelings change, relationships change, but I still have a lot of love for them. It's just different now from what it was then.

#168 to #166 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]

Wow yeah, what an asshole.

#169 to #168 - gabsmatags (01/11/2016) [-]

**** happens, no use in dwelling on it. I've made peace with the past.

#115 to #113 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Aww lol.

#61 to #42 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

I... I'm 5' 10''

#69 to #61 - charak (01/10/2016) [-]

GIF

I'm...6'6" YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#86 to #61 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

That's pretty fantastic, imo. Not so tall that I feel like I'm a 5 year old being taken for a walk when we hold hands, but tall enough to give a killer piggy back ride.

#140 to #86 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Can't wait to make friends of you and be too shy to make a move on you at the right moment and then be in a seemingly perpetual state of sexual tension until our emotions toward each other disappear over time.
Then when someone asks you about your love life years later you can be like, "Well, there was this guy a long time ago, but it just wasn't meant to be... A shame because his height was pretty fantastic."
And I, too, will be alone as I would be wallowing in my own self-pity.
; )

#159 to #140 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

I was once told by a fortune teller that people have many soul mates. You don't meet them in every lifetime and the soul mate energy between you isn't always romantic. It transforms over the course of lifetimes and takes on new dynamics depending on your soul's current incarnation.

Your soul and mine will find one another again.

#161 to #159 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

So what you're saying is that both of these can be us.
So there's a chance.jpg

#162 to #161 - gabsmatags (01/10/2016) [-]

I mean... anything is possible?

#163 to #162 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Ayyyy

The joke is that I'm not actually this forward.

#165 to #163 - gabsmatags (01/11/2016) [-]

Ayyy

the joke is actually that you're not getting any in this lifetime

#167 to #165 - cantfindausername ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]

The joke is me

#38 - ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

>Goes on Tinder
>Complains when it's full of shallow people with ****** personalities

Honestly, what are you expecting?

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#52 to #38 - humpydumpy (01/10/2016) [-]

I tried Tindr once... once.

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#9 - lowlifescarecrow (01/09/2016) [-]

It's perfectly fine to not want to sleep with short guys, the same way it's fine to not want to sleep with chubby or fat women.

#18 to #9 - roxasftw (01/09/2016) [-]

True, but fat people can LOSE weight, Short people can't get taller

So it's somewhat unfair, Short people couldn't improve their height no matter how long / hard they tried

#19 to #18 - lowlifescarecrow (01/09/2016) [-]

Yes, but very often being attracted to someone is instinctive. You can't expect a woman to reason with her attraction to taller guys, the same way you can't expect a guy to look at a fatter girl and think about the possible reasons she is fat.

#20 to #19 - roxasftw (01/09/2016) [-]

It's not that, it's more

Fat people = Can improve themselves

Short people = Are ****** from birth due to genes and that type of ****

Which kinda' sucks, I'm not saying short people don't have game, it's just the fact they can't do **** about it y'know?

#23 to #20 - lowlifescarecrow (01/09/2016) [-]

I never said it's fair, but you can't expect a girl who likes taller guys to look at a short guy and think "I'm not naturally attracted to this guy but it's not his fault, so I'll date him." People have types, which is perfectly fine, even if it's unfortunate for certain people sometimes.

#25 to #23 - roxasftw (01/09/2016) [-]

I agree with you there mate, it's instinctive, it's how we were wired through time to find the best mates.

But the fact that they're (For the most part) very one sided about it just gets to people

And it gets to me y'know?

#26 to #25 - lowlifescarecrow (01/09/2016) [-]

I know what you mean. A fat woman complaining about short men while expecting everyone to overlook her weight is ****** .

#49 to #18 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]

Actually they CAN get taller, but the methods requird to do so are both excrutiatingly painful and are highly probable to result in permanent debilitating injury.

#56 to #18 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/10/2016) [-]

okay but it's okay to have standards, if a guy doesn't want to date a girl taller than him no one cares. If he doesn't want a girl who's flat chested or flat assed, no one cares. Date/sleep with who you want. Those things can't be changed about women either but they're still deciding factors.

#58 to #56 - roxasftw (01/10/2016) [-]

True, but we are on, Fat Vs Height, you can't **** with height really, but you CAN lose weight

I see what you mean

#59 to #58 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/10/2016) [-]

i never like when people compare the too because one can be changed and the other can't. Believe it or not tall women have an extremely hard time finding dates, men, naturally want someone shorter than them.

#85 to #18 - newfeliperuiz (01/10/2016) [-]

I'm short, so I wear boots with heels. It helps a little.

#55 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

I'm 5'9. True I would like a boyfriendwhere I can rest my head on his chest when we hug, but I don't mind height really.

#63 to #55 - scruffyguy (01/10/2016) [-]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazons

#65 to #63 - ponyfcker (01/10/2016) [-]

tfw no amazon gf

#103 to #55 - ogthegreat ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

I'm 5'8 and some change. Idk, it'd be kind of cure resting your head on my head IMO

#64 to #55 - ponyfcker (01/10/2016) [-]

ayy babay u wan sum fuk?

#102 to #64 - ogthegreat ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

GIF

Too strong my ***** . Too strong.

#75 to #64 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Warning there's a lot of homo going on now
But unfortunately for you. My ass has a reservation.

#106 to #75 - ponyfcker (01/10/2016) [-]

well i'd like to make a reservation. See you tuesday and 9:30

#110 to #106 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

That spot is already taken.

#46 - agathorion (01/10/2016) [-]

if shes going to be a shallow bitch about height then she should at least have karma coming back at her

#40 - keygen (01/10/2016) [-]

he should've said that after he ****** her, win win situation

#31 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]

#132 - ronyx ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

Ok, for all you "tfw no gf" and betas alike, height is not nearly a major factor when getting chicks. It doesn't matter if you're tall or short, if you have a
> ****** personality
>autismo
Most girls will turn you down and won't mention height, only true cunts will say "you're too short/too tall" and if she says that, then you probably don't want to be with a cunt.
If you're 6'0 you won't magically get pussy and if you're 5'5 you won't as a rule be always forever alone.
There are a lot of women out there, don't be dis encouraged by a cunt on the internet.

#88 - bypass ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

GIF

#70 - thesunpraiser (01/10/2016) [-]

I'm 6'2.3" and I hate myself because I love short girls so much. Like seriously, girls who are less than 5' are ******* adorable to me. Not that that's a deal breaker, but goddamnit.

#131 to #70 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]

>6'2.3

Are you also 12 and a half years old?

#156 to #131 - thesunpraiser (01/10/2016) [-]

If I were, I would be a tall-ass 12 year old.

#72 to #70 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]

they love you too but they will never tell you because the guy always has to make the first move, even if its to get burned

#54 - derpthefifth ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

I was gonna defend her, but the "I don't like fat people" thing came up and i realized she was a cunt.

#7 - firstflame ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]

**firstflame used "*roll picture*"**
**firstflame rolled image**People like these still exist?

#43 to #7 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]

that's a big ass

#74 to #7 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]

GIF

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

#109 - ogthegreat ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]

I'm a fan of shorties but it's not a deal breaker. Besides, height is just one factor, and something you can't change either. No use in wasting potential realtionships just cuz the dude has too look up to avoid staring your titties during conversations.