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Write a short story…

Write a short story… geniusquotes.net/quotes-about-men/

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A college class was told the had to write a short story
in as few words as possie e. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
w Religion
t 3 Sexuality
Below is the only as short story in the entire class.
Good God, I' m pregnant; I wonder who did it,"
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User avatar #1 - charagrin (05/15/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Worlds shortest horror story.

"The last human on Earth sits alone in a room. There is a knock on the door."
#7 to #1 - carnmclee (05/15/2014) [-]
and it gets scarier
'he opens the door
-Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?'
User avatar #8 - traelos (05/15/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Pregnancy doesn't relate to sexuality, that's not what sexuality means.
#9 to #8 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Exceeeeept for the fact that pregnancy presupposes intercourse, you know... sex?
Exceeeeept for the fact that pregnancy presupposes intercourse, you know... sex?
#22 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"How did Zeus get so much pussy?"
#6 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

Attributed to Hemingway
#30 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The guy (girl?) who actually won;

"Good God, who got me pregnant?"

6 words versus 9
lol 69
User avatar #41 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (05/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I have a shorter one:

Holy ******* ****
User avatar #16 - onoir (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"My god! They killed a gay man."
Done
User avatar #21 to #16 - IAmManbearpig (05/16/2014) [-]
i'd say replace "they" with "someone" to make mystery, but i'm no english major
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (05/16/2014) [-]
"Holy dicks?"
User avatar #33 - zexious (05/16/2014) [-]
RE: RE: FWD: RE: RE: RE: FWD: RE: Hey check this story out!
#27 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
"did i **** god?"
User avatar #52 - guylongname (05/16/2014) [-]
I think it's funnier to think that anyone believes this happened in real life or if it did that that A+ added to that person's grade in any way
User avatar #48 - himyouknowwho (05/16/2014) [-]
what about this:
God's pregnant?
User avatar #36 - leonhardt (05/16/2014) [-]
"Oh God, what the **** ?"
#26 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
"God, what's in my ass?"
#43 - macarenaoftime (05/16/2014) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled image** who did it
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