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Wow, this is actually true.

I never thought about it like that.

Thur nowait mad: nu not John,
re' ttar t ttchtt " -
And f start furious, who can be A l. ..
dumbest than "rrerr Gump? Mr hhe* friend. that‘: the.
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User avatar #127 - cheesyman ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Would two retards be able to own a shrimping business? Probably.

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#110 - azraelthemage (01/02/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Forest Gump was autistic. Not retarded.
Pretty sure Forest Gump was autistic. Not retarded.
#111 to #110 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't think they ever specified
User avatar #112 to #111 - azraelthemage (01/02/2014) [-]
Except the fact that he acted like he was autistic rather than retarded.
#114 to #112 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
But they didn't actually say, plus I'm pretty sure he called himself stupid in the film, which would suggest it's something other than autism.
User avatar #113 to #112 - brutallyhonest (01/02/2014) [-]
Autistic people are a lot more aggressive, and throw random tantrums, quite frequently.
User avatar #98 - sparkyfetchest (01/02/2014) [-]
omfg is that the old daily show set? john looks so young
User avatar #86 - darksideofthebeast ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Great to know FJ got thrown to the trolls.
God this ******* website is going downhill.
User avatar #109 to #86 - gigamuffin (01/02/2014) [-]
Ugh. I know. It's like a troll-off.
User avatar #118 to #109 - darksideofthebeast ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
It's not even a competition, all of these trolls are easy as **** to call out.
It's not even trolling, it's just being a belligerent ******* at this point.
User avatar #119 to #118 - gigamuffin (01/02/2014) [-]
I know. I think they are just fishing for red thumbs. They want to get that pink name so bad just to make themselves feel good about themselves.
User avatar #120 to #119 - darksideofthebeast ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Yea, I can understand wanting -400.
But at least try to get it, don't just say "HURR DURR XD I'M GOING TO HATE ON THIS POST FOR RED THUMBS XDDDDDDDDD"
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User avatar #72 - lespoisson (01/02/2014) [-]
dave chapelle sucks hes not even funny and hes whipped by that ****** priest
#62 - xxmemesxx (01/02/2014) [-]
“Alright, you can go now.”
>As soon as Scootaloo hears that, she starts pushing.
>Applebloom was not expecting as much force from scootaloo, and she had to work to make sure she stayed secure.
>Slowly a stream started to from under her, tension giving away to relief.
>Sweetie bell inches closer to the action, eyes darting between Scootaloo’s plot, and her spewing marehood.
>She makes her choice, and slowly brings her hoof into Scootaloo’s stream.
>Bringing her hoof up the stream, she begins to feel Scootaloo’s ***** , still unleashing a torrent of piss.
>Scootaloo doesn’t know what to think or say.
>This is the single weirdest thing to ever happen to her.
>And why does she enjoy it so much?
>Her turd against Applebloom’s hoof, sweeties hoof against her marehood.
>Both were very very private exits. Yet why did she enjoy it so much?
>Sweetie starts making a circular motion against Scootaloo’s crotch, eliciting waves of pleasure for both parties.
>Applebloom just watches, aroused at the scene unfolding.
>she loses focus, and soon Scootaloo overpowers her.
>The turd exits a good 3 inches out of scootaloo's body before she realises what's happening and stops pushing.
>Her stream has stopped, and although her bladder is again not quite empty, it is empty enough to last the night.
>Both sweetie and applebloom look at the turd in scootaloo’s hole.
>It’s the size of her hoof, and the fire makes pretty shapes appear on it.
“Girls? what's happening? I can’t see!” Scootaloo says, alarmed by her stretched ******* .
>Applebloom puts her hoof back on the turd, and in a quick motion, jams it back inside.
“OHHHHH.... YES!” Scootaloo shouts, the waves of pleasure rocketing through her body.
>She squirts some liquid out of her vagoo, some of it urine, some of it not.
User avatar #85 to #62 - freakyorange (01/02/2014) [-]
Hey, stupid. You don't get a pink name anymore. Someone got there. They got banned.

www.funnyjunk.com/user/orrisic
User avatar #123 to #85 - vampireshy (01/02/2014) [-]
the didn't get the pink name, they got banned and thats it
they proxied like a little bitch
#121 to #85 - unfortunately (01/02/2014) [-]
Damn it, I loved this guy! He was such a kidder! Posted great content, too.
User avatar #116 to #85 - udgy (01/02/2014) [-]
Really? Hot damn, admin deserves the troll pink name, then.
User avatar #71 to #62 - LookinHereWhy (01/02/2014) [-]
can you compile this and in order
i'm interested
User avatar #70 to #62 - ivoryhammer (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh Ragingbrony, my barely NSFW pic gets flagged in less than a minute, but this has been up for 12 minutes.
User avatar #73 to #70 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
This is just text, we flag pictures, gifs, and thumbnails.
Or spam. But this is just *********** .

I flagged you once for a ***** woman, get over it, and leave me alone.
User avatar #92 to #73 - ivoryhammer (01/02/2014) [-]
So an in depth sexual story is perfectly fine but a picture of biblical art isn't? This site has really gone down the ******* .
User avatar #93 to #92 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
adsense scans pictures, not text.
I didn't flag your art so take that up with someone else. But that doesn't matter. A penis is a penis, just because it was painted hundreds of years ago doesn't change that.
User avatar #94 to #93 - ivoryhammer (01/02/2014) [-]
There wasn't even a penis in the picture
User avatar #95 to #94 - ragingbrony ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
So go tell the mod that flagged it.
User avatar #96 to #95 - ivoryhammer (01/02/2014) [-]
I tried, he's too much of a coward to respond.
User avatar #66 to #62 - waaw (01/02/2014) [-]
I know this is a troll, but dear god why
#89 to #66 - cormy ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
That name... I know that name.   
[Breathing Intensifies]   
HIIIIIIII Waaaaaaaaw   
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII   
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
That name... I know that name.
[Breathing Intensifies]
HIIIIIIII Waaaaaaaaw
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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User avatar #128 to #89 - waaw (01/02/2014) [-]
Hi
#55 - anonymous (01/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Arma3 ** what Bubba looks like now
#64 to #55 - whiteblob (01/02/2014) [-]
**whiteblob rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Never trust a dark hole ** What your mom looks like now.
#108 to #64 - thempc ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
This image has expired
oh dear
User avatar #106 to #64 - jacksipian (01/02/2014) [-]
dude i think you went too far...
User avatar #59 to #55 - loneranger (01/02/2014) [-]
Uh, sorry buddy but Bubba died.
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#84 to #51 - slunchy (01/02/2014) [-]
I think you're confusing Dave Chapelle with Katt Williams and Tyler perry.
User avatar #115 to #84 - cthumoo (01/02/2014) [-]
Titanic: The Animated Movie - It's PARTY TIME ******* party time...
#54 to #51 - captainstinkypinky (01/02/2014) [-]
obviously you've never seen Chappelle's Show
obviously you've never seen Chappelle's Show
User avatar #97 to #54 - whargarbler ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Shhhh. It's bait. You took it. Never take it.
User avatar #126 to #97 - captainstinkypinky (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, after the first few replies, I looked at his profile and realized it's bait. Hes going for -400, I guess
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#56 to #54 - lucaslegacy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - captainstinkypinky (01/02/2014) [-]
no, I was saying that to you
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#58 to #57 - lucaslegacy has deleted their comment [-]
#60 to #58 - captainstinkypinky (01/02/2014) [-]
Not implying I'm Dave Chappelle in the slightest, however, I feel that his words best express my feelings toward you, at this moment.   
   
And how is a black, blind clansman unoriginal?
Not implying I'm Dave Chappelle in the slightest, however, I feel that his words best express my feelings toward you, at this moment.

And how is a black, blind clansman unoriginal?
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User avatar #63 to #61 - captainstinkypinky (01/02/2014) [-]
how has that joke been around for 500 years? I'm fairly sure the kkk hasnt been around for 500 years...
#52 to #51 - kaywillwo (01/02/2014) [-]
Dude, there are people in the negative 300's, you're waaaaay too late.
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User avatar #107 to #53 - jacksipian (01/02/2014) [-]
aww man, what did i do to deserve that? that hurts man, that hurts.
#38 - kanedam ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
one of the life changing sentences i heard in my life...
#44 to #43 - kanedam ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
the sentence is:
"stupid is as stupid does"

hope that helps?
User avatar #45 to #44 - garymotherfingoak (01/01/2014) [-]
i havent seen forrest gump in years, and didnt really pay attention when i did.
#47 to #45 - kanedam ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
thats alright... or rather: i dont care...?
I think its a great movie, but it doesnt matter if someone saw it or not.

what rather surprised me was the pic with the sentence to the left and you posting a ?. so i thought you might not get it...
It's a great sentence to me and means that you can think you're smart or stupid... it doesnt really matter, what matters is are your actiions smart or stupid?
User avatar #48 to #47 - garymotherfingoak (01/01/2014) [-]
it was just another way of saying that i didn't understand the phrase.

oh, alright. thank you for explainin it.
#35 - dir ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Chappelle passed on the chance to be Bubba
User avatar #30 - exclamation (01/01/2014) [-]
Dave Chappelle is a funny ****** dude.
#27 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
Three Dave Chappelle posts in a row… impressive
User avatar #34 to #27 - leobreacker (01/01/2014) [-]
Link me to the other two please? Haven't seen any other.
#25 - bubblestheimpaler (01/01/2014) [-]
He had a black friend. His name was Bubba.
User avatar #31 to #25 - cirruss (01/01/2014) [-]
Bubba knew everythin' there was about the shrimpin' business.
User avatar #90 to #31 - yuukoku (01/02/2014) [-]
I laughed at that, but a part of me is screaming out to cry right now.
#91 to #90 - cirruss (01/02/2014) [-]
Have one of my favorite gifs to cheer you right back up.
Have one of my favorite gifs to cheer you right back up.
#99 to #91 - yuukoku (01/02/2014) [-]
Thank you...
#100 to #99 - cirruss (01/02/2014) [-]
did it just make it worse?
#101 to #100 - yuukoku (01/02/2014) [-]
No, no. It was helpful. It helped me get my life back on track.
No, no. It was helpful. It helped me get my life back on track.
#103 to #101 - cirruss (01/02/2014) [-]
Ah,well thats good then.
Ah,well thats good then.
#12 - graknab (01/01/2014) [-]
By today's medical standards, Forrest Gump isn't retarded he's just a huge moron
User avatar #46 to #12 - mewxchii (01/01/2014) [-]
We've become too soft. Can't say it like it is. Either that or we make up excuses for our laziness.
User avatar #10 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
If he got pissed at the movie, he should read the book. In the book, Forrest ends up going to space, and fighting cannibals.
#117 to #10 - thempc ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
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i didn't even know there was a book
User avatar #122 to #117 - thatguyontheright (01/02/2014) [-]
I didn't either till this year. I picked it up a couple months ago and have read it three times already.
User avatar #13 to #10 - jacksipian (01/01/2014) [-]
wait, what?
User avatar #14 to #13 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
Its true. He also becomes a hollywood stuntman, a chess champion, and a pro wrestler.
#36 to #14 - justabass (01/01/2014) [-]
How the hell does he become a chess champion? Does he just go full idiot savant or something?
User avatar #37 to #36 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
In the book he is an idiot savant.
User avatar #15 to #14 - jacksipian (01/01/2014) [-]
Are you ******* with me right now? Is he really THAT much more successful?
User avatar #16 to #15 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
Yep. You should read the book. The sequel just seems spiteful, despite the fact Forrest goes on an adventure with Tom Hanks.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jacksipian (01/01/2014) [-]
i just looked it up, that **** is REAL??? oh my ******* god i need to pick this up, i thought you were being a smartass or something, but its true!
User avatar #18 to #17 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
Its a fun read.
User avatar #19 to #18 - jacksipian (01/01/2014) [-]
it has to be. thank you for telling me about this
User avatar #20 to #19 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
The sequel I do think is spiteful, can be a fun read as well. He ends up playing pro-football for the Saints, creates new coke, brings down the Berlin wall, and crashes the Exxon Valdez.

Forrest really gets into some shenanigans.
User avatar #21 to #20 - jacksipian (01/01/2014) [-]
why is it spiteful? but what the **** man, god gave him handicaps then also gave his ass god mode
User avatar #22 to #21 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
There are a couple attacks on paramount because Winston Groom was screwed out of royalties for the movie.
User avatar #23 to #22 - jacksipian (01/01/2014) [-]
oh, that sucks
User avatar #24 to #23 - thatguyontheright (01/01/2014) [-]
Yea, I can understand his point of view on it. The movie was a smash, and he saw little from it.
User avatar #8 - realreality (01/01/2014) [-]
And we all know how Bubba ended up…rest in peace, you shrimp loving bastard.
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#4 - ItzSuitable ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
its going to be okay lil 						*****					, you can do it
its going to be okay lil ***** , you can do it
User avatar #49 to #4 - xgameloverx (01/01/2014) [-]
TYBG
#32 to #4 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [-]
lilbismyfriend2014
User avatar #11 to #4 - lawlasaur (01/01/2014) [-]
tybg.
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