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#14 - cezand (03/03/2014) [-]
Skyrim, perhaps a small farm in Whiterun. Maybe go to the Cloud District everyday, you know simple stuff.
#224 to #14 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
learn a few spells, take down a dragon or two, make a dragon stew, you know, simple stuff.
#169 to #14 - brassydolphin (03/03/2014) [-]
PUSSSSSIIEEEE!!
User avatar #12 - huntronicles (03/03/2014) [-]
>Pick Skyrim
>Go outside
>Frostbite spider
jesus christ how horrifying
User avatar #33 to #12 - soultheft (03/03/2014) [-]
burn it with fire magic
#121 to #12 - bobthedilder (03/03/2014) [-]
Hey friend.
#42 to #12 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
>Pick Fallout
>Go outside through the hole in the wall
>Cazador
>yfw
#3 - hankhillofthe (03/03/2014) [-]
At least in Skyrim I'd be able to have a normal 			*******		 life with a strong Nord woman.
At least in Skyrim I'd be able to have a normal ******* life with a strong Nord woman.
User avatar #189 to #3 - timmity (03/03/2014) [-]
strong, independant women are a turn on for me, skyrim it is
User avatar #4 to #3 - cyberconnor (03/03/2014) [-]
You couldn't handle a strong Nord woman
User avatar #5 to #4 - hankhillofthe (03/03/2014) [-]
I AM A STRONG NORD WOMAN.
#44 to #5 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
#81 to #44 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
I told my boyfriend that he was a strong independent white man who don't need no woman before and he started accusing my of being racist and trying to say he was racist too..
#100 to #81 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
It's a very stupid joke.
#16 - sinery (03/03/2014) [-]
>Be peasant in Skyrim   
>Dragons and 			****		 attacks   
>The mighty Dragonborn rose up and saved us all   
>All things seems nice   
>Dragonborn steals my Sweet Roll   
>Guards mock me
>Be peasant in Skyrim
>Dragons and **** attacks
>The mighty Dragonborn rose up and saved us all
>All things seems nice
>Dragonborn steals my Sweet Roll
>Guards mock me
User avatar #35 - TwiztidNinja (03/03/2014) [-]
What the **** kind of a question is that? do i want to be irradiated, ****** by bandits and eat 200 year old food or be a wizard that can shout fire and **** and eat argonians, what the **** do you think im going to choose?
User avatar #38 to #35 - tryllo (03/03/2014) [-]
It doesnt say that you would be the main character.
User avatar #39 to #38 - TwiztidNinja (03/03/2014) [-]
Not going to stop me from eating argonians and making argonian bone armour.
#40 to #39 - tryllo (03/03/2014) [-]
You would still have to kill the argonians
You would still have to kill the argonians
User avatar #43 to #40 - TwiztidNinja (03/03/2014) [-]
If i cant use a lightning storm ill **** it. like get it high, then molest the poor lizard.
User avatar #66 to #43 - strelokkk (03/03/2014) [-]
You sir seem to have a little problem with Argonians, don't you ?
User avatar #239 to #35 - xtwinblade (03/03/2014) [-]
You dont really think that the Elder scrolls universe will be set to the easiest difficulty do you?
Learning spells and such, you would need to join a guild for that and that costs money or you have to do missions where you could get shot by a bandit and bleed to death.
There is no health regeneration if you actually lived in skyrim.
User avatar #257 to #35 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/03/2014) [-]
why eat them when you could enslave them?
User avatar #185 to #35 - thejusticar (03/03/2014) [-]
fallout
#67 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Skyrim choose
magic
learn magic
use magic
illusion spells
seduce women with magics

I am wizard
#299 to #67 - bid (03/04/2014) [-]
You'd stop being a wizard once you lost your virginity.
You'd stop being a wizard once you lost your virginity.
#61 - thechosentroll (03/03/2014) [-]
Absurd resistance to the cold and and unhealthy interest in cat chicks. SIGN ME UP!
User avatar #264 to #61 - traks (03/04/2014) [-]
" and and "
User avatar #307 to #264 - thechosentroll (03/04/2014) [-]
and an*

YOU HAVE FAILED ME, BRAIN!
#220 - slenderwolf (03/03/2014) [-]
Skyrim. I made it my mission to collect every copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid in all of Skyrim. Now whenever I walk into my home I am greeted by my beautiful wife, lovely daughter, and a bookcase full of borderline furry porn. I'm living the life.
User avatar #143 - useroftheLOLZ (03/03/2014) [-]
>Go to skyrim
>Make soul immortal
>Study to become a mega sorcerer/inventor
>Use knowledge, and smithing kills to bring guns to Tamriel
>Technology evolves at an insane rate because warfare just made a huge jump
>Hundreds of years later, rise as the God Emperor, of man kind, as I, and my radiant knights, the Space Marines, fight the Demons and the Daedra that seek to bring ruin
>we be warhammer 40k now heretics

User avatar #213 to #143 - situmus (03/03/2014) [-]
This.
User avatar #232 - epicglitchmane (03/03/2014) [-]
Definitely Skyrim
If I wanted to experience Fallout, I'd just go to Australia
User avatar #238 to #233 - epicglitchmane (03/03/2014) [-]
Damn, if only I had a suitable reaction image.
Ah well, fukkin saved anyway
User avatar #254 to #232 - durkadurka (03/03/2014) [-]
That's not how you spell Detroit.
User avatar #262 to #254 - ofc (03/03/2014) [-]
Raiders, raiders everywhere.
#163 - ninjacowboy (03/03/2014) [-]
Have not played either game, but I would definitely choose Skyrim. Magic, mythical creatures to be slain, and the world wouldn't be an unusable irradiated 			****		 pile for a millennium. Oh yeah, and the nordic space program apparently is doing pretty well.
Have not played either game, but I would definitely choose Skyrim. Magic, mythical creatures to be slain, and the world wouldn't be an unusable irradiated **** pile for a millennium. Oh yeah, and the nordic space program apparently is doing pretty well.
User avatar #203 to #163 - situmus (03/03/2014) [-]
"Nordic space program" Hahaha
#59 - madoc (03/03/2014) [-]
... It really should be called the Elder Scrolls universe, or possibly the Tamriel universe... Skyrim is just the country the latest game takes place in...
#92 to #59 - shambizzle (03/03/2014) [-]
It is the Elder Scrolls universe, the "skyrim universe" is just incorrect.

I forgive the creator though.
User avatar #90 to #59 - hates (03/03/2014) [-]
Maybe they mean that you can't leave Skyrim, and if you try to go to another territory, you'll be arrested and put to death for border crossing
#130 - deathweaver (03/03/2014) [-]
MFW I pick either one
#174 - drunkengnome (03/03/2014) [-]
I've always loved Fallout more than than Skyrim.    
   
But I'm gonna take the Skyrim world, because of the nature. Then I would live in my house at Lake Manor with Aela.
I've always loved Fallout more than than Skyrim.

But I'm gonna take the Skyrim world, because of the nature. Then I would live in my house at Lake Manor with Aela.
#145 - Ihazfunkitty (03/03/2014) [-]
who would want to eat irradiated 			****		 over glorious delicious cheese wheels?
who would want to eat irradiated **** over glorious delicious cheese wheels?
#114 - existacne (03/03/2014) [-]
> Skyrim universe
You mean The Elder Scrolls universe, right?
User avatar #253 to #114 - sonnyboii (03/03/2014) [-]
I didnt think of it before now

It annoys me greatly that many people only knows what Skyrim is, not the other games in the series
#152 to #114 - trustust ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
There is even more
#161 to #152 - rainbowhead (03/03/2014) [-]
But wait, there's more!
#182 to #152 - sorrybut (03/03/2014) [-]
mfw contemplating future ES games
#167 to #152 - anon (03/03/2014) [-]
None of that outside of Tamriel is canon, except for Yokuda (islands to the west, where Redguards come from), and it sank into the sea.

Still a pretty cool map, though.
User avatar #263 to #167 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/04/2014) [-]
no it is known that akavir exists and has snake, monkey, tiger, and snow demon peoples also atmora, aldmeris and pyandonea are cannon although I dunno about the whole geography part
User avatar #310 to #263 - existacne (03/04/2014) [-]
While I'm pretty sure the existence of Aldmeris is a canon, it is unknown if it still exists and where it geographically is(something like South-West to Summerset Isles is the best version so far).
#312 to #310 - trustust ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
You are right, Aldmeris is like a Nirn version of Atlantis with some differences. Nobody knows where it is, if it still exists or if it ever existed. Some say that Aldmeris was sunk into the sea by the angry gods of the Aldmer. An alternate theory presented by the Moth Priests states that Aldmeris never existed as an actual homeland, but was a collection of pictures and ideas left over from the Mythic Age. But still even whitout the parts of the map that are a canon there are still a lot parts of the map that haven't been playable in any game so there is a lot of potencial.
User avatar #315 to #312 - existacne (03/04/2014) [-]
Since there was an option to play literally any of well known races in last 3 TES games I've played I doubt all of these countries have a potential to be represented in next TES games.
Even in Skyrim itself you can find about only 5 argonians and imagine how it ridiculously it would be to play as Imperial on Summerset isles or something like this(a lot like being jew in nazi Germany).
#319 to #315 - trustust ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Well there is still the continent of Akavir and like hadesflames mentioned it has the snow demons of Kamal, the serpent-men of Tsaesci, the monkey people of tang mo, and the tiger dragons of Ka'Po'Tun. If they introduced that continent it could be quite awesome i think.
User avatar #320 to #319 - existacne (03/05/2014) [-]
Weren't regular men slaughtered/turned to slaves by these Beast races on that continent? I thought I've something like this.
#321 to #320 - trustust ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I don't know, I haven't really read much abut it.
User avatar #311 to #310 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/04/2014) [-]
dunno why you got thumbed down because you are kind of right because if I remember right the elves have no idea where it is or what it looks like all they know is it exists and it would stand to reason that it could only be far south, far west or something inbetween
User avatar #314 to #311 - existacne (03/04/2014) [-]
These thumbs aren't related to my comment, just some guys following me around and thumbing me down.
#313 to #263 - trustust ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
And the small islands conquered by Uriel Septim V in the third era.
#287 - lolzponies (03/04/2014) [-]
fallout
So i Can be innamojave operating with the rangers (i.e waiting for them to die so I can steal their armor)
#283 - tanstin (03/04/2014) [-]
>Pick Skyrim
>Create armor worthy of withstanding giant attacks
>Piss off a bunch of giants
>Create Nord Space Program
#77 - bizzar (03/03/2014) [-]
Skyrim, since I am already from a province in Norway called Nordland
Skyrim, since I am already from a province in Norway called Nordland
User avatar #148 to #77 - deadlockr (03/03/2014) [-]
And then you've got another place in Norway called Nordfjord, which is also very badass.
#45 - dustykeyboard (03/03/2014) [-]
SKOOMA HERE I COME!
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#214 to #45 - illburnyou (03/03/2014) [-]
My new wallpaper
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