Would You Press The Button?
run until mum:
arid.
arid.
...
| |
Anonymous comments allowed.
86 comments displayed.
#1
-
peanutsaurusrex (08/02/2015) [-] Sir im going to need a timestamp and a proffesional photoshoot consisting of at least 30 pictures of your dick please
#101 to #99
-
skelebones (08/03/2015) [-]
i wouldnt know its been far too many years since i played and far too many bottles of rum
#16 to #11
-
brokentrucker ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-] >Push button
>Beep ****** boop, bag of dicks spits out of my disc tray/usb port/etc
>Toss bag of dicks into the garbage and spring for the window
>Watch the world fall into total chaos as billions upon billions of bags of dicks had been downloaded and no one knows how or why.
>Beep ****** boop, bag of dicks spits out of my disc tray/usb port/etc
>Toss bag of dicks into the garbage and spring for the window
>Watch the world fall into total chaos as billions upon billions of bags of dicks had been downloaded and no one knows how or why.
#88 to #16
-
assassindash ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-] Op spreading his arms as bags of dick fall from the sky, everyone screaming and children crying.
#119 to #6
-
guitardrums (08/03/2015) [-] i think i know what button you will press and now you'll just have to live with the choices you've made.
#10
-
blackbolter ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-] Dick is so big you cant have coitus with anyone and you struggle to do anything from the giant chunk of meat weighing you down, was it worth it?
#67
-
englman (08/03/2015) [-] **** the dick size, I just wish I lasted until she finishes. You know what sucks? Having to pull out Still use condoms, we're extra safe RIGHT BEFORE she cums. The closer she gets, the tighter she gets, and the more my penis is like "hey, **** it, I guess now." It isn't even a time issue. I've ****** for an hour straight before and been fine, it has to do with whether or not she's close, which is a real bitch.
#68 to #67
-
themastertroller (08/03/2015) [-] i guess you can switch immediately to fingering or something?
#80 to #69
-
anon (08/03/2015) [-]
Desensitizing gel or condoms. Yes they make them. Idk if they work or not though because if I don't use thin condoms or hit it raw I'll never nut, even if she did orgasm. Even then it usually isn't until about 10 minutes after she comes. It's pretty frustrating for both parties.
#111
-
anon (08/03/2015) [-] Rather not be crushed by a blue whale sized dick that's bigger then the average human
#85
-
jiltist (08/03/2015) [-] I think yes. And then I would secure the single most greatest career in porn as the futa goddess that the world never deserved.
#104
-
anon (08/03/2015) [-]
I have a question, If a whole bunch of people pressed it, Wouldn't our dicks just keep expanding?
#78
-
megatrollinator ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-] The Largest Dick in the world would be incredibly difficult to have sex with. It'd consume a lot of blood, to keep it erect, and it'd knock and rub against your leg with every movement. The amount of blood required to keep it erect would probably starve other parts of the body, as well.
