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Feminists will sentreh the
You get sequels to video but
gaming industri.
games you always
wanted made by the
original studios.
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Submitted: 10/08/2013
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#1 - kijajouteh (10/08/2013) [-]
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#16 - thechosentroll (10/09/2013) [-]
If it's feminists, I'm ok with it, since we may finally get a female character that isn't a useless 						*******					 cunt. If by "feminists" you mean femnazis, on the other hand, we're 						******					.
If it's feminists, I'm ok with it, since we may finally get a female character that isn't a useless ******* cunt. If by "feminists" you mean femnazis, on the other hand, we're ****** .
#13 - LewdFlapjack (10/09/2013) [-]
You just got home with your brand new copy of Legend of Zelda: The Golden Chalice. You pop it in, and to your surprise, you play as Zelda. The opening cutscene shows Zelda waking up in Link's house, fresh after a night of pointy-eared, green-capped rape. As you go into the kitchen to make your patriarch breakfast, you notice a phallic vase on the counter. In a fit of rage, you destroy it, finding a shiny trinket. The trinket does nothing tangible; it only empowers you and makes you a proud womyn. You then go upstairs, and castrate Link, leaving him vulnerable enough to take the key to unlock the door to your freedom. Can you overcome the patriarchy and help womyn everywhere claim their throne as the superior sex?!

-Smash phallic objects to gain shiny trinkets and gain empowerment!
-Fight alongside other womyn against male privelege!
-Bitch about those other womyn to different womyn, behind their backs of course!
-2,446,187,239 new outfits to mix and match!
User avatar #6 - tenaciousjon (10/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No because then Meryl will be the main character of all MGS games, Trish will be the one getting superpowers instead of Cole and Coco Bandicoot will be the one collecting all the crystals.
User avatar #5 - quitethedelicacy (10/08/2013) [-]
Feminists can't mess it up any more than EA and Frogster are right now.
User avatar #4 - teoferrazzi (10/08/2013) [-]
probably better than the douchey jockfags running it now..
User avatar #3 - solarisofcelestia (10/08/2013) [-]
Not sure.
#2 - ziptiealot (10/08/2013) [-]
Sounds like feminists have my kind of taste.
User avatar #15 - shazzshabam (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm female and **** no that sounds like hell.
User avatar #12 - deadnannersreturns (10/09/2013) [-]
no
#7 - Womens Study Major (10/09/2013) [-]
Half life 3? oh yeah ill press it
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