Worththeread. . allt?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol You: Hi Stranger: Can u tell me easist way to suicide? You:
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allt?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: Hi
Stranger: Can u tell me easist way to suicide?
You:
r' : The key is to have the least pain possible
right?
You: So what weapon do you have in mind?
You: (Dr what way do you have in mind?
Stranger: blades
You: Alright
Stranger: n water
You: So this is going to be a bit hard but this is going to
work
Stranger: what
You: You put all the blades down ?
You: Now you get the water
You: Put the blades down in the water
Stranger: melb?
Stranger: @ean what do u mean
You: And put the water with the blades in it in the
hetzer
You: Just listen
Stranger: hmm
You: Now
You: While your waiting
You: Watch like some cartoons and **** right?
You: I don' t care
You: But Spongebob is preferable
You: Now watch about 2 episodes
You: Maybe even the movie
You: movie*
You: Now the water with blades should be frozen
Stranger: khanna die no enjoy
You: Elk
Stranger: ohk
You: You get the water with the blades
You: The water should be frozen
You: if not
You: Wait longer until it is
You: So when the water is frozen with the blades in it
Stranger: thn?
You: Drive out to the local dump, ?
You: This is crucial
You: Alright?
You: Now when you get there
You: You have to do 2 steps
You: You still listening?
Stranger: yes
You: Elk
You: Now
You: here' s what you do
You: And listen well
You: These 2 steps are very important
You: You get the frozen water with the blades in it
You: And drop it right at the dump
Stranger: khanna kiss u
You: Next step
Stranger: now?
You: is you get in the car
You: And drive to your parents house
You: And realize that life is worth living
You: You go thorugh ****
Stranger: car idiot
You: You get out of it
You: Then ******* walk
Stranger: gawd
You: You go through life
You: You go through ****
You: You get out of it
You: And chances are you are a troll
You: And if you are
You: You should be ******* ashamed of yourself
Stranger: u male'?
You: because people actually do that ****
Stranger: plezz
You: Yes, now ******* listen
You: You ******* realize life is worth living
Stranger: u kno m gay thats y Danna die
You: Doesn' t matter
You: Be proud for yourself
You: Stand up for yourself
Stranger: hmm but ppls like u make oldjoke
You: You don' t let people make fun of you
You: Don' t let them
Stranger: wid aoy most ofd ppls call gay gay
You: They make fun of you being gay
You: Make fun of them being straight
You: Tell them they have no ******* lives for being no
life faggots who actually make fun of people
Stranger: u cute
Stranger: u
You: Alright, you feeling better now?
Stranger: less ppls understands
You: Being gay doesn' t make you different
Stranger: name?
You: People are all the same on the inside
You: My name?
You: My name is James
You: Just call me
Stranger: @no m differ but this is the country of
Stranger: straights
Stranger: being gay is sin here
You: Don' t worry
You: Have you seen the laws being passed?
Stranger: even my parents would leave me
Stranger: yeah
You: They should be ashamed then
You: Leave their own child
You: Please do note
You: I am not gay
You: But I do support gay rights
Stranger: okay
You: Alright, are you alright now?
Stranger: 9%. dnt prblem wid straights
You: Rememberance chat
Stranger: but straights always having prblm wid gays
You: True
Stranger: gay doesnt mean seeky
Stranger: yeah
You: Alright
You: Now
You: You be good to yourself
You: And remember suicide is not the answer
You: It never is
Stranger: u seem soo intelligent
Stranger: n educated
You: My name is
You: Testjust sounds educated
You: I am James
You: Rememberable
Stranger: but bro i much prblem in life
You: It' s alright
You: Just rememberance chat
You: Remember life is worth it
You: And you go through ****
You: and you get out of it
You: Look at Rocky Balboa
You: He lost his tight against Apollo
You: Then he won the title in a rematch
Stranger: kno who he is
You: He' s a boxer
You: In the Rocky movies
Stranger: u kno m @pioneering graduate
You: cm, nice
You: Elk, now I best be heading out
Stranger: but no job
You: Remember you go through ****
You: you get out
You: Life is worth it
You have disconnected.
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Submitted: 10/02/2013
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#3 - sanguinesolitude (10/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the way that guy was spelling... he should probably just let him go through with it.
#4 to #3 - captainprincess (10/03/2013) [-]
Human compassion ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the internet, where your spelling is what decides if you deserve to live.
User avatar #1 - yacchatta (10/02/2013) [-]
That was amazing.
User avatar #2 - charagrin (10/02/2013) [-]
I actually prefer people who are suicidal to kill themselves. Remove than grey blot from the rest of us. Besdies, suicide is one step from homicide. History...
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