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Q omegle Talk to strangers'.
andre chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m 18 us
You: Hello, there!
Glad to meet you!
Stranger: same
You: Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is
OAK.
People affectionately refered me as the
PROFESSOR.
You: This world...
is Inhabited far and wide by creatures called
You: For some people, Pokemon are pets. Others use
them for battling.
As for myself...
I study Pokemon as a profession.
You: But first, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?
Stranger: hold on let me check
Stranger: I really don' t know Prof.
Stranger: How do i know if a boy ora girl?
Stranger: whats the diffrence?
You: Let' s begin with your name, what is it?
Stranger: an orphan, we don' t have names
You: Right, so your name is Orphan?
Stranger: in the orphanage they used to call me #523
Stranger: so i guess we can go with that
Stranger: my name is #523
You: Right... so your name is #523?
Stranger: T_ T yes
You: This is my grandson.
He' s been your rival since you were babies.
Eran, what was his name now?
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU FORGET YORU OWN
GRANDSONS NAME!!!
Stranger: YOU BASTARD
You: Alzheimers.
Stranger: **** YOU!
Stranger: YOU MONSTER!
You: Thats right! I remember now! His name is WTF!
You: Your very own pokemon legend is about to unfold!
Iworld of dreams and adventures with pokemon
awaits.
You: You find yourself in your room, playing your NES
Okay, it' s time to go!
Stranger: I WAS THINKING OF CATCHING A
METAPOD AND NAMING IT PENIS
Stranger: BUT INSTEAD
Stranger: GONNA CALL IT PROF. OAK!
Stranger: PROF. OAK USED HARDEN
You: You' re standing in your room. In the comer you
see your PC. There' s also a bed, and stairs leading
downstairs.
Stranger: BECAUSE HES A DICK HEAD
You: What do you do?
Stranger: masterbate furiously
You: You masturbate furiously. You had no kleenex
nearby so you' re stewing in your own juices.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: take pants off
Stranger: then shirt
Stranger: then all other articles of clothing
You: You' re standing there naked.
Stranger: try and sneak downstairs naked with
clothes to wash off semen
You: You walk downstairs.
You: You' re standing in your living room. You see your
mother at the coffee table. There' s a television and a
small kitchenette in the comer.
You: Your mother has her back to you, unaware of your
presence.
Stranger: try and steak behind her and get to the
laundry machine
You: You have no laundry facilities.
Stranger: **** !
Stranger: its fine
Stranger: try and wash clothes in the sink as quitely as
possible
You: Your put your semen stained clothes in the
kitchen sink. You turn on the water slowly, trying not to
make any sounds. Unfortunately, in doing so, you'
only managed to get a small trickle of water's come
from the faucet. You won' t be able to wash your clothes
without sufficient water flow.
Stranger: try and turn up the faucet a little more
You: You turn on the faucet more. More water is
produced, but the noise is louder. You still don' t have
sufficient water flow.
Stranger: a little more
You: You have the faucet on at full strength. Water is
pouring over your sinful apparel. Your mother still
seems oblivious to your actions.
Stranger: begin scrubbing furiously
You: You scrub your frothy clothing furiously. You don' t
give up until you' re sure not a single sperm cell remains
on them.
You: What do you do now?
Stranger: take clothes upstairs to dry
You: You take your clothes upstairs, and hang them on
the railing of the stairs to dry.
Stranger: go take a nap while clothes dry
You: You flop onto your bed, pointing
skyward. You slowly nod off to sleep.
You: You awake to find nothing has changed, but your
clothes are mostly dry.
Stranger: time?
You: ‘Fume does not exist.
You: You live in perpetual day.
Stranger: you wonder if your mother ever goes to
sleep, you go down stairs
Stranger: to see if she is awake
You: You find her sitting at the coffee table, as if she
hasn' t moved.
Stranger: sit down at bottom of stairs and watch to see
if she ever moves or goes to sleep
You: also, I do not wonderwhale things.
Yo . already know them.
You: You sit on the stairs and stare at your mother like
a creep.
Stranger: you suddenly realize how sexy your mothers
ass looks
You: I do not.
Stranger: noticing your still naked you begin to
masterbate furiously
You: This story is about you. Not me.
Stranger: lien
You: Way to jerk off to your mom, bro.
Stranger: i realize my mothers ass is sexy and jerk off
like a mad man
Stranger: oh! but you forget
Stranger: an orphan
Stranger: shes not my real mom
You: This is true. You coverted floor in front of the
stairs in a layer of sticky manequine.
Stranger: check to see if mother noticed
You: Your mother is still sitting there, statuesque.
Stranger: you go walk in front of her on the opposite
side of the table
Stranger: you do not i late conversation
You: You sit at the table in the center of the living room
opposite your mother.
You: Quietly.
Stranger: grab her boobs
You: You can' t reach them from here.
Stranger: go walk behind her
Stranger: grab boobs
Yo he turns around in a blarto face you.
Right... all boys leave home someday. It said so
a flash she' s facing the other direction again.
Stranger: continue to grop my mother
You: She turns around to face you again.
Yo Right. All boys leave home someday. It said so
on TV.
Oh, yes. Prof. Oak next door was looking for you."
Stranger: as she blabs nonsens begin to take off her
shirt
You: You find that your mothers arms aren' t animate.
You: They seem to be fixed onto her.
Stranger: go back to the kitchen and find a knife
You: You do not find any knives.
Stranger: realize this world is all a lie
Stranger: I go back upstairs
Stranger: and hang myself using the NES cables
You: You walk back upstairs. You fashion a makeshift
noose from the cords of your NES.
You: Using them, you delicately hang yourself from the
light fixture on the roof.
You: The world starts to darken around you.
You: Attar rolls down your cheek.
You: Suddenly, there is a flash of light, and you' re
staring at me. Prof. Oak.
Stranger: **** !
You: Hello, there!
Glad to meet you!
Stranger: THIS SN" T FIAR
You: Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is
OAK.
People affectionately refered me as the
PROFESSOR.
Stranger: F POKEMON CAN DIE WHY CAN" T I!!! 1
You: This world...
is Inhabited far and wide by creatures called
You: For some people, Pokemon are pets. Others use
them for battling.
As for myself...
I study Pokemon as a profession.
You: But first, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?
Stranger: boy
You: Let' s begin with your name, what is it?
Stranger: my name is " going to my penis
using NES cables when you finish talking"
You: Right... so your name is goin.
Stranger: yes
You: This is my grandson.
He' s been your rival since you were babies.
Eran, what was his name now?
Stranger: "we are never going to meet because your
going to die from having your penis fall or
Stranger: yes
You: That' s right! I remember now! His name is we are !
You: goin!
You: Your very own pokemon legend is about to unfold!
Iworld of dreams and adventures with pokemon
awaits.
You: You find yourself in your room, playing your Wii
Okay, it' s time to go!
Stranger: what, its a wii now
Stranger: it used to be a NES
Stranger: well, no worries, I still have a nunchuck
You: You don' t, actually.
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: just use the VGA cable
You: You don' t have those either. Strangely, there
seems to be no connections running from the Wii to
set.
Stranger: power supply forthe wii ortho television?
You: Neither seem to have one.
Stranger: go down stairs
You: You go downstairs. You see the familiar face of
your mother sitting at the dining room table.
You: Or rather, you see the back of her head.
You: She' s facing away from the stairs.
Stranger: what is she looking at...
You: She seems to be staring at the chair opposite her.
As if someone was supposed to be there...
Stranger: go back upstairs
You: Your retreat back into the safety of your room.
Stranger: is there a window?
You: You notice no windows.
Stranger: is theire sign anywhere
You: There is a sign hanging above the staircase.
Stranger: read
You: 's a posted notice.
You: TRUST NO ONE.
You: reads the sign.
Stranger: is there a computer?
You: You turn around to the spot you remember your
PC being. There is nothing but a cardboard box sitting
there.
Stranger: try and reach forthe notice
You: You reach out and touch the notice.
Stranger: try and pull off the wall?
You: You reach to the sides of the notice, but are
unable to discern where the notice ends, and the wall
begins. They seem to be one in the same.
Stranger: go back to bed, cud up, and spend the rest
of your existence in that one spot
You: You turn around to find your bed has
disappeared. The walls seem to be shrinking in on you.
Stranger: stand still
You: You find yourself unable to do anything. You fall to
your knees in the center of the room.
You: You cud into the fetal position and wait for what
you believe is certain death.
You: Fora moment, you catch a glimpse of what
seems to be an old man in a white lab coat.
You: He' s holding you down, and seems to be injecting
you with a drug of some sort.
Yo our world spins.
Yo verything fades to black.
You: As soon as it began, a bright flash of white
resonates within the walls.
You: A man in white is standing in front of you.
Stranger: _
You: Hello, there!
Glad to meet you!
You: Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is
OAK.
People affectionately refered me as the
PROFESSOR.
You: Welcome to eternity.
Stranger: glad to be here .... ..
Stranger: But know this, I will not give in
Stranger: I will keep avoiding your stupid fantisy
Stranger: until the very end
You: There is no fantasy. Only reality. Your reality. Your
eternity. Your choices. Your future.
You: Choose wisely.
You have disconnected.
...
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Submitted: 07/30/2014
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