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illia we me in science class
its div an egg which will survive a 18
THAT" SA t. meter drop
87 KB we
snot that hard, throw some
sponges in a Pringles container and cover it in
black duct tape
Hooks like bomb
Parites in big letters on it "LITTLE BOY", named
after bomb U. S dropped on Hiroshima
wast forward to egg drop
we one really understand name of it
This will be the egg drop to end all egg drops" I
tell.
mmake direct eye contact with super Japanese
girl
Hooks at me in horror
drop the container without breaking eye
contact
whisper "bombs away" as it falls to the ground
hasn' t talked to me since
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User avatar #3 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
And then he got to meet the president
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#146 to #3 - crzycuban (09/21/2015) [-]
can you post the picture that is your profile
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#149 to #146 - derpishb (09/22/2015) [-]
Here you go mate
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#148 to #146 - dekoomer (09/21/2015) [-]
I was only able to find half of it crzycuban, The rest is up to you.
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User avatar #150 to #148 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
you funny guy
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#12 to #3 - AVERAGEwhiteGUY (09/21/2015) [-]
Pffffft, only if he's brown.
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#7 - Sewallman [OP](09/20/2015) [-]
On a nifty note, admin was actually this content's first thumb.

Thanks adman. Browsing the newest uploads helps FJ be FJ.
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#88 to #7 - sinreaper ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
No body ******* cares about admin
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#108 to #88 - fluttergrey (09/21/2015) [-]
I care, he's still holding my other accounts hostage.
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User avatar #141 to #7 - cisdroidcommander (09/21/2015) [-]
question, how do you find out who voted on content? i still dont know
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User avatar #142 to #141 - Sewallman [OP](09/21/2015) [-]
>>#66
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User avatar #143 to #142 - cisdroidcommander (09/21/2015) [-]
thanks, this is proof that you deserve to be number 1 on funnyjunk
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User avatar #144 to #143 - newtamalego (09/21/2015) [-]
>Shows how to do relatively well known thing

"this is proof that you deserve to be number 1"

I mean okay, but maybe not a valid conclusion
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User avatar #151 to #144 - cisdroidcommander (09/22/2015) [-]
its valid to me
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#63 to #7 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
Twitter and Celebrity Worship - A Dose of Buckley
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User avatar #97 to #7 - Imintheshadows (09/21/2015) [-]
That feel you get when you realize you've been registered before admin was
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User avatar #62 to #7 - CrossBowPloxz (09/21/2015) [-]
How do you get to that page anyways?
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User avatar #67 to #66 - CrossBowPloxz (09/21/2015) [-]
Oh **** thanks never even noticed that and i'v been on this site for years
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User avatar #76 to #67 - booor (09/21/2015) [-]
this feature hasn't been on for a year even
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User avatar #116 to #76 - injin (09/21/2015) [-]
its been a couple years
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User avatar #136 to #116 - vexaton ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
No. It came last year. It's almost a couple of years now, but not quite.
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User avatar #137 to #136 - injin (09/21/2015) [-]
Your comment was almost pointless to make.
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User avatar #53 to #7 - derpsenderp ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
stop kissing ass
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User avatar #9 to #7 - therichie (09/20/2015) [-]
maybe admin is subscribed to you
that would be rad
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#72 to #9 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
Seawallman is subscribed to me. And i don't actually know why. But hey. still pretty sweet.
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#140 to #72 - Sewallman [OP](09/21/2015) [-]
seawallman?
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User avatar #17 to #7 - wasteland (09/21/2015) [-]
He was testing the john cena thumb gif.

Don't flatter yourself.
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User avatar #81 to #17 - covered (09/21/2015) [-]
****** hatin
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User avatar #5 - whyheloitisijimble (09/20/2015) [-]
Thank 4 protect egg

You are be do work of big chicken in sky, friend
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User avatar #18 to #5 - thesunpraiser (09/21/2015) [-]
I can normally understand what you're saying, but what the **** was that?
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User avatar #30 to #18 - Seanxone (09/21/2015) [-]
Thanks for protecting the egg

You're doing god's work, friend
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User avatar #46 to #30 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Wow i am able for be translate?
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User avatar #77 to #46 - articulate (09/21/2015) [-]
Does this style of speaking bleed into your non-jimble life?
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User avatar #94 to #77 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Yes, it am have, sometime it have scare because am think of in jimble speak and nearly accidental does say in real life in jimble speak and family will know horrible secret that son has retart
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#102 to #94 - thatguyinthecorner (09/21/2015) [-]
>son has retart
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User avatar #121 to #102 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
That does look like is extreme violent explode from nose
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User avatar #133 to #121 - putinlover (09/21/2015) [-]
Is because he doesnt of egg.
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User avatar #134 to #133 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Of course
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User avatar #105 to #94 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
God damn it jimbles, you make me laugh every time.
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User avatar #122 to #120 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
No, you thank friend of friend, may you have many egg and fortune is good.
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User avatar #124 to #122 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Am already have many egg, but thank for wish well done into i luck

Am also wish have many egg day and also not have too many day when people are say "juanljalepenimble you are not build thing that is actual bomb not clock"
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User avatar #125 to #124 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
But if clock is bomb and not bomb, how do explode without egg? answer is more egg.
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User avatar #126 to #125 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Always more egg
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User avatar #127 to #126 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
yes. more egg is always answer.
i love you jimbles, full homo <3
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User avatar #130 to #127 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Thank
Also am love you full notronbo
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User avatar #131 to #130 - juaneljalapeno ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Thank
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User avatar #132 to #131 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Not proble
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User avatar #47 to #20 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
Carl is always try and do steal of egg and i am say shut heck up Carla do do leave it is not time for you to have eat of round egg.
It os time for marvel and beauty at chicken baby
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User avatar #69 to #47 - putinlover (09/21/2015) [-]
Yes
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User avatar #95 to #69 - whyheloitisijimble (09/21/2015) [-]
And for marvel at egg beauty

You are one day reincarnation as egg and will goorious.
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User avatar #31 - deescalation (09/21/2015) [-]
"I mean, she never never talked to me in the first place, but she hasn't talked to me since either."
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#11 - ldnelson (09/21/2015) [-]
That's impressive, with Japanese girls you usually have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
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#28 to #11 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
original joke
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User avatar #129 to #11 - mrsixinch ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
rip megaton
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#19 - piratedangel (09/21/2015) [-]
Meanwhile in Japan history lessons, World War 2 was only about 2 nukes dropped on Japan and nothing else. Not even the atrocities they've committed across Asia.
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User avatar #73 to #19 - talldude (09/21/2015) [-]
Call me monster or w/e but I think the Japanese deserved to get nuked for what they did in Nanking and other parts of Asia. If it was up to me I would have dropped a few more.
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#79 to #73 - gerfox (09/21/2015) [-]
Yes, totally agree. Murder justifies murder, and we should definitely do what we despise out of revenge.

On a side note, I think the nukes on Japan were the right decision because of the casualties that an invasion of Japan would've meant. For both sides. The nukes, believe it or not, was the better option compared to fighting 10k Kamikaze pilots, and millions of Japanese who would rather die than surrender.
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User avatar #96 to #79 - talldude (09/21/2015) [-]
The nukes were tame compared to the manner in which the Japanese slaughtered millions of Chinese. Read some stories about how the Japanese treated civilians in Nanking. Gang raping anything with a vagina (small children and old women included), drowning and bayoneting babies, torture, gouging out eyes and tongues etc. The worst part is the high command allowed it, even encouraged it to terrorize the population into submission. Didn't even mention their medical testing on unwilling participants, such as amputating healthy limbs, performing autopsies when the patients were still alive. The Japanese of the time made the Nazis look like choir boys.

The nukes were dropped on military targets and weren't an act of revenge as you pointed out. But it might as well been justice.
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User avatar #103 to #96 - renespar (09/21/2015) [-]
"The Japanese of the time made the Nazis look like choir boys. " I'm not saying that the japanese weren't ****** up, but I think you're undercutting some of the equally disturbing, inhumane, and barbaric acts the Nazis did
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User avatar #106 to #103 - talldude (09/21/2015) [-]
The Nazis did some ****** up **** but nothing like the Japanese. They didn't behave like animals, they were more methodical and efficient in their cruelty. I mean as far as I know the Nazis never terrorized civilians of the countries they invaded (at least it wasn't widespread). The French for example were treated pretty nicely. German soldiers were not allowed to just go rape and kill civilians as they pleased. But yes, their treatment of the Jews rivals that of the Japanese.
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User avatar #107 to #106 - renespar (09/21/2015) [-]
you raise a very fair point
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User avatar #36 to #19 - vorarephilia (09/21/2015) [-]
I'd laugh if I discover they were just waiting for all their elders to die off before they go "yeah that generation was a bunch of cunts".
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User avatar #23 to #19 - civilizedwasteland (09/21/2015) [-]
and the mass civilain suicides when the US captured japanese holdings
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User avatar #39 to #23 - sphincterface (09/21/2015) [-]
We admitted we did that though. We at least own up to horrible things we did in the past. Japan still acts like they were actually the good guys who did absolutely nothing wrong and that the massacres, rapes and tortures of the Chinese and Pacific Islanders are all propaganda.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - civilizedwasteland (09/21/2015) [-]
No you dont understand. japanese civilians would literally kill themselves and their children, in the name of honor, if they heard the city/town/island had been taken. **** was ****** up.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - sphincterface (09/21/2015) [-]
Oh I must be tired then because I didn't read your comment right.
And yeah I know about the mass civilian suicides as well, I recall one story about a kid who drowned himself after the US captured an island and he was praised as a hero all across Japan.
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User avatar #43 to #41 - civilizedwasteland (09/21/2015) [-]
ya just imagine if we actually invaded mainland japan, i wonder if every civilian would have done it.
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User avatar #48 to #43 - sphincterface (09/21/2015) [-]
It would have been an absolute nightmare. The war would have lasted God knows how long.
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#89 to #43 - skebaba ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
I bet there would had been some who weren't sheeple.
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User avatar #109 to #89 - sphincterface (09/21/2015) [-]
Some. Like a teeny tiny minority. But then they would still be hated by the rest of their country for deciding to side with the Americans.
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#110 to #109 - skebaba ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
How are they siding with anybody? They are just neutral.
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User avatar #111 to #110 - sphincterface (09/21/2015) [-]
While I personally agree that they would be neutral on the subject and would simply be standing aside, what I meant is that the rest of their country would see it as siding with the US. I probably should have worded that better and all but yeah, you get the idea, right? It would have been considered betraying their country for just letting us through and not killing themselves or trying to be killed.
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#112 to #111 - skebaba ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
How would people find out, if all Japanese commit suicide when the USA conquers it entirely city by city? There would be nobody left to hate them, since all those who hate committed sudoku.
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#158 to #112 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
Sudoku is the number puzzle trying to match sums in the rows and columns of the box. Seppuku is the Japanese ritualistic disemboweling via their own sword.
Just sayin'.
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User avatar #113 to #112 - sphincterface (09/21/2015) [-]
That is a good point. But that would have killed off almost the entire Japanese population. Also a thing to consider is that it wouldn't have just been the US going to Japan. Russia declared war on Japan after Germany was finished off so they would have joined us. England probably would have, but couldn't be able to offer much since they exhausted all their resources from that war.
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User avatar #119 to #113 - peliaosfiendline (09/21/2015) [-]
and if Russia had gotten to mainland Japan before the US, there'd be no Japan today. Just a barren wasteland of burned and salted dirt.
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User avatar #60 to #39 - thesecretbear (09/21/2015) [-]
I mean they aren't the only country that pretends like they did nothing wrong. Turkey for example.
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User avatar #24 to #19 - theaddviser (09/21/2015) [-]
Hell at least in American history we at least try to take responsibility for our asshole moments. Like how we completely and utterly ****** up the Native-Americans, our treatment of slaves, ect. The countries whom hate us with a passion could at least give us that.
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#35 to #24 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
Actually, they don't hate US for being dishonest, but more because of being an international police and have poor civil education.
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User avatar #42 to #35 - theaddviser (09/21/2015) [-]
I understand completely, and I too wish we would just fix our own country before trying to push our way of life on everyone else.
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#84 to #24 - AVERAGEwhiteGUY (09/21/2015) [-]
See- "US annexation of hawaii" bet they didn't teach you that little gem.
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User avatar #135 to #84 - theaddviser (09/21/2015) [-]
Hey I said try
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User avatar #38 to #19 - aizeinstein (09/21/2015) [-]
I think I see admin there D: Second man in the top right
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User avatar #138 to #38 - tarabostes ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Was that part of your keikaku??
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#54 to #19 - thebigbadflamer (09/21/2015) [-]
Admin? Is that you?
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#55 to #54 - willindor ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
And they are denying that they killed him, those savages will get what they deserve
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#8 - geese (09/20/2015) [-]
He should do it again, I hear you need to drop the bomb twice for them to get the message.
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#85 to #22 - AVERAGEwhiteGUY (09/21/2015) [-]
They already know the US had nothing to do with the atomic bombs.
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User avatar #25 to #22 - containlettersonly (09/21/2015) [-]
While funny, they would get ******* rekt considering we have bases on mainland and Okinawa
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#21 - thentherewerethree (09/21/2015) [-]
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that one way or another
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User avatar #44 to #21 - arachnofondler (09/21/2015) [-]
That's also attested to Oppenheimer, the man behind the creation of the atomic bomb. Supposedly he's quoted on saying it after testing the U.S.'s first atomic weapon at the Trinity Site, and seeing the amount of devastation it created.
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#49 - leogeckomadness (09/21/2015) [-]
You could say he hatched a plan
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#14 - ThatAnnoyingKid (09/21/2015) [-]
2 eggciting 4 me
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#101 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
You guys pull **** like this then wonder why you have no friends.
Maybe because your racist edgy assholes that single people out for your "hilarious" pranks
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

It's literally the equivalent as some Muslim guy being in an American school, and recreating 9/11 through some dumb project and singling out an American student to like make really awkward eye contact with and whisper "allah akbar" as he does it.
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User avatar #114 to #101 - doctorprofessornv (09/21/2015) [-]
>On the one hand, offensive jokes can be funny.
>On the other hand, OP was kinda being an edgelord, and the joke wasn't all that clever
>One the other other hand, anon opinions don't matter
>theboulderisconflicted.jpeg
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#86 - pikachustolemybike (09/21/2015) [-]
How can you be "Super japanese" ? ? ?
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#93 to #86 - bwiedieter (09/21/2015) [-]
From watching some documentaries I understand that they can change into a "Super" form by concentrating really hard, flexing their muscles and shouting "HYYYAAAAH!!!"
Iirc, their hair colour changes to blonde in that very instant, too. So whenever you see a blonde Jap, they´re in their more powerful Super form, and thus called "Super Japanese".
You´re welcome.
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#99 to #93 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
thats the gal-o form
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#50 - sexyhimself ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Eggxelent
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#75 to #52 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
CANCER
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#74 to #52 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
the cancer is real
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#87 to #74 - AVERAGEwhiteGUY (09/21/2015) [-]
Superjail -- cancer what a pretty name.
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User avatar #115 - grieze (09/21/2015) [-]
so thats what autism is like
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User avatar #80 - neokun (09/21/2015) [-]
Not only is she Japanese. Reports speculate that she is in fact super Japanese.
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User avatar #155 - tastywheat (10/08/2015) [-]
Just tell her it was a clock.
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