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I had a teacher whe was serriously a tital bitch. There are many reasons.
One time i had a videa game disc in my backpack. Net a hand censers er anything just a game. She saw it and teek it
away cause they are net geed fer us and never gave it back.
She many time just emptied ene girls bag because she had smaked but didnt anymore. The teacher suspected her
smaking and many times just opened her bag and turned it upside dawn everything was en the flmhr. And the girl
allways had pick them up (we many times helped unless the teacher went full mad at us)
Once i get full scery frem a test but she gave me a 9. (10 is best fer yeu whe have letter grades) i asked hew and she
said:' is perfect enaugh fer a ten."
On monday we had twe classes music as last and we aften had them togeher we get leave earlier (different
teacher in music) we get eut 14: 40 The bus heme left 14: 45. The step was next schewl we managed get
that bus easily. Our teacher said that schewl ends at 15: 00 and we cerldnt that bud and had wait the ene
that cemo: 15: 25. She held us (we had a 5 persin class and anly twe us went that bus) we didnt get it.
Then when she released us we yelled:“ **** yeu the music teacher let us we will heme!“ And started running
fer the next strop( the bus did a little side trip and we had straight way we made it) and went heme with that bus.
One time ene kid had forgetten his homewerk fer the first time. The teacher went full gram and started telling at hi
and stabbing his beek with a ball paint pen. The kid had pay fer a new ene cause the hales.
One time we were geing eat and the teacher said i cant bring my cead. After eating i asked her epin the class
deer i can get it. She said that i cant get anything frem class during recess and i sheild have taken it befire. Then
she forced me outside with my t shirt. It was winter and -113 celsius and it was the 45 minute recess what was after
eating. Afterwards in class i get detention cause my sneezing was disrupting the class.
One time she teek ene students SE) bill cause she was sure it was stelin.
One student had emailed help en homewerk a anither student. Teacher faund eut and forcefully get the password
frem the student and she deleted the email accaunt.
One time she didnt aller me my cousins car when he picked me up cause she didnt knew him. She forced me
in the bus. I teld my causin wait at the next step and went his car there.
We never used the schewl computers cause:“ If we use them nobady else can use them. That isnt fair."
We had subjects what we cerld cheese ourselfs. She changed them herself what she wanted. I remember me and
ene ether kid chese different enes and neither chese ballet. Somehow we beth ended up in same ballet. I asked her
shew the cheesie paper and she had made a new ene and peedy cepted my signature.
When it was the last day with her we all said at the same time:“ we hape the ********* life yeu. We all hate yeu.
Se die in a hele. **** yeu!“ She med give us detention. Didnt succeed. There are many mere stenos her
EDIT: ill give yeu mere stenos.
One guy (he bullied me lets] hit me in the head with a little plastic thingy. Then he ran the teacher and said i hit him.
Teacher believed him. Even when bleeding frem my forehead and he is completly fine.
We had be at the deer the class when the cleck was : 00 and : 15 after feed. It was first
class the day. I was at the deer at 7: 55. Teacher had started the class at 7: 50 cause she was early. I get detention
fer being late.
One time the bus i went schewl with brake dawn {seme dude rear ended it) and beceuse that i was heur Iate( the
backup bus didnt cemo really fast as we were at the ether side the city where the bus companys garage was). The
driver gave me a paper what explained the situation (printed en a computer he had these everyine in the bus fer
example basses and teachers give) it even had a stamp en it. Teacher said i faked it and gave me detention.
When swine flu( niot sure if correct name) was a thing we get shets fer it. The schewl nurse said seme students may
feel sick after it. I did. Even threw up en my desk. Asked heme. Nape. Cause seme math thing i allready knew is
mere important. I threw up twe mere times and still she didnt let me heme.
Once when we were eating i wasnt hungry i teek just a little feed. She said net geing make the day with that
ammount feed. She grabbed my plate and put leads feed en it and gave it me. When i cerldnt eat the huge
lead feed she saided' mg are geing eat it. We eat what yeu take." Didnt help telling i didnt take the damm feed.
My dad marks in waste management) did a presentation m the whale schewl abaut recycling. After that we went
the computers (renly ******* time ever) and she teld us leek up the teens garbage dump in gewgle maps. The
computers were slew as hell i teld her imma net it as it is my dad i knew where he is the bess at. Didnt belive
he was my dad. I teld her that we have the same last name and he gave me HIE after presentation and called me sen.
She went mad beceuse i talked her disrespectfully.

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#11 - MuahahaOfLore (11/21/2015) [-]

I had one horrible witch of a teacher teacher that was at the school for years.
An Art teacher, art should have been fun.
Miss May Ifurt (yes you know how we pronounced it)

After years of her being a bitch with tenure she was finally fired.
How?

She was napping while the students were doing an art project individually.
THE FIRE ALARM RANG
NO ONE WOKE HER UP.

We were the best behaved class; we were in a straight line and Quiet.
The principal did a walk around the building and noticed the military platoon we had formed.
He was trying to congratulate our teacher but had some trouble when he realized we had none.
She was still asleep

And that's how she lost her tenure.

#46 to #11 - smorgaynator (11/21/2015) [-]

How could you sleep through a fire alarm?

#37 to #11 - paddypancake ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]

We also had a crappy art teacher. Got fired after people found out that she hid alcohol at work.

#30 to #11 - anlbomber ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]

Sounds like a ****** teacher thread.

During my whole middle school time we switched chemistry teachers like every year/half a year. No teacher was a dick or anything except for the last one.
She was upright a sexist. Every boy in the class never had a better mark than a girl, even the one who ALWAYS had good grades. And we had those 2 girls in our class who would always interrupt the lesson, get in debates with the teacher and **** up their exams. They both got a 2 while I was sitting on my 4. At the end of the year she deemed me and some other boys "critical" and talked to our parents. She said I "never did my homework" and was "always missing my stuff" which was a lie. So after getting a 2 and a 4 in exams and having a 3 for oral participation she decided to give me a 4- at the end of the year. Luckily, I switched to the best chemistry teacher after that year, who named his pointer after me.

#43 to #30 - mrpotatofudge (11/21/2015) [-]

explain 2s and 4s to me

i has different grading system

#45 to #43 - anlbomber ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]

Going from 1 to 6, 1 is the best and 6 the worst. When you got too many grades under 4 at the end of the year ( I think it was 1 in main subjects and 3 in minor subjects) you would have to repeat a year which around here makes everyone think you are retarded.

Got a few more teachers that are worthy to know about if anyone is interested.

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#22 - europe (11/21/2015) [-]

Are these guys all retarded?
If your teacher steals from you or treats you unfairly in any way you go to her superior

#32 to #22 - animesource ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]

I think you mistyped police.

#34 to #22 - Lambda (11/21/2015) [-]

From the sound of his writing and the use of 24 hour time, I'd guess OP isn't American, and things probably work a little differently in whatever country he's from.

#36 to #34 - europe (11/21/2015) [-]

Neither am I.
If and anyone, teacher or no, steals from you you can take it up with the police

What kind of ******* third-world country do you have to come from where the teachers can just do whatever they want

#42 to #36 - mayoroftownsville (11/21/2015) [-]

Romania and Bulgaria, the EU's biggest mistakes.

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#2 - froggernaught (11/20/2015) [-]

Man how does that **** fly. If my school had a teacher like that, she'd be gone by the end of the week.

#39 to #2 - shadowkingdr (11/21/2015) [-]

tenure

#25 to #2 - stinkbugfrick (11/21/2015) [-]

I had friends in western civ class that were disruptive on purpose and deserved to be yelled at a bit, but our teacher just ignored them and sat at her desk after telling us to read through the book, never really taught class. For tests she would play soft music claiming it helped you think, and for homework, if you didn't turn it in on time that was fine, you could turn it all in before the end of the year, but the day after it was due she'd post the answers on a website she had so people who turned it in could see the right answers, clearly everyone just didn't do their homework and turned it in the next day, and she didn't give a flying **** .

#7 to #2 - lurkerfox (11/21/2015) [-]

Right? Had a librarian once that was ******* over my cousin like 3rd grade, spare me for not remembering the details . Went straight to administration and had her gone by the end of the week. She worked there for 30 years.

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#8 - cobaltmech (11/21/2015) [-]

Should of took it to administration.

#29 to #8 - trolljunkusa (11/21/2015) [-]

That never works at least in my experience

#40 to #29 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]

That's the sorta thing that warrants a law suit.

#23 to #8 - europe (11/21/2015) [-]

Should've.

#5 - dafuckisthisshit (11/20/2015) [-]

#16 to #5 - gabeinated (11/21/2015) [-]

TL: DR teacher is a dick to her students

#9 - mentlgen (11/21/2015) [-]

>5 euro bill
Figured as much.

#27 - shadowkingdr (11/21/2015) [-]

my old physics teacher has the title for worst teacher iaahve ever had as he does the bare minimum and thinks he is god tier at teaching, basically all he does is show a power point full of equations, half explains it to the point where noone has any idea what the hell is going on and then gives us a brutal assignment where if you get a wrong answer it takes away points you already have meaning 50% = 0% and if you ask for help ever he will tell you "you must learn to teach yourself" and then tries to rattle off a life lesson about travelling the world or some such bs
tl;dr phys teacher didn't do **** and 90% of the class did not get the credit

#38 to #27 - trippytrips (11/21/2015) [-]

Dude. That sounds exactly like my Physics class.
Junior year, I signed up for AP Physics because I was recommended for it. The teacher is a total dickbag who pretty much lied to the students signing up so he could have more kids in his class. (There's only 10 kids in his class, you have to have a certain amount of students to be able to have a class.) He basically told us we didn't have to take Trig before we took Physics, which was BS because 50% of the qualifying test was Trig. I haven't had any form of Trig since 8th grade Geometry class.
He doesn't curve our grades, he doesn't allow us to correct tests.
The only kids doing good in that class is a girl who is in all advanced classes and is 2 years ahead of herself, and an asian kid who qualifies for National Merit. In addition to that is the two kids who are cheating her way through that class (the one girl is best friends with the genius girl, so she gets help all the time.)
He basically just gives us basic notes, 1 example (usually based off of his kids who he 'loves dearly.'), then sends us to the internet to basically teach ourselves with that ****** masteringphysics site.
I'm dropping out of the class, along with 3-5 other people, for 2nd semester. They aren't even offering the class to juniors next year because of all of the complications with how **** the teacher is.
I was so excited on our last test. I only missed 4 questions.... out of 14. That landed me with a 66.7%.

#26 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]

I also had a pretty bad science teacher in 7th grade. She was an older lady, and she taught science for the division of school I was in.

One time a kid went to her for help with a problem on his homework he didn't understand before class. She looked at his work, said ti was garbage and that he had gotten a lot of things wrong, crumpled it, and threw it away. The kid later got in trouble by her for not having his homework.

Every time someone didn't have homework she required all those that didn't to stand up and she would begin a lecture where she would degrade them that went on for usually half of the 50 minute class.

One time I was reading in her class during the passing period I had before it and she took the book and literally threw it as hard as she could at the wall because I was "not in English" and I should "Pay attention" (Class still had not started). The book in question was a really old copy of the Lord of the Rings trilogy that was no longer in circulation. I had gotten it from a friend, when I was finally able to retrieve it after the class was over it was severely damaged and I could only give straight up cash for compensation.

Later, I had her husband in high school chemistry and I don't think anybody could ever fit the definition of "Sweet old man" better than he could. I guess opposites do attract?

#41 - ghostofmikail (11/21/2015) [-]

Not a school teacher, but a bus driver. It was in 11th grade and she was a miserable old lady. Getting on and looking at her, you could tell she hated her job. I felt so weird around her, and it didn't help I sat in the front row.

One day, she arrived earlier than usual. Much earlier. The bus arrived around 6:45 AM, she came at 6:30. Even though we were told it would arrive then. Hell, I didn't even see most of the kids out and it was a cold, winter day, so no cars either. I was outside with my mother, readying up for the day. I take off, walk down the street to the bus stop, and notice the bus was there already, red lights a flashing.

I was in my rebellious phase at this point. The "I don't go at your pace" attitude. I walked at my normal speed down the road, and about halfway, she screams from the window "MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!" I speed up a little bit because, well, I didn't want to be late. I get on, trip goes as normal, and then she says to me when we're in the parking lot "Wait until everyone else gets off". Uh oh. Despite my " **** the system" mentality, I listened; I wasn't going to get into **** at 7 in the morning. So, I'm the last one on the bus, she closes the doors, and drives around the school twice before dropping me off at the entrance. The first bell for class had already rung. "That's what you get for being tardy. Don't do it again."

Let me tell you: my mother was PISSED when I told her about this. I called her during school hours in the assistant principal's office on their phone, and told her what happened since it had really upset me. She contacted the driver's supervisor, who I assume in turn contacted the driver. When I got on the bus that afternoon, she stopped me and, almost forcibly, apologized. I shrugged and walked away. From that day on, my mother drove me to school. The good news is that woman doesn't work as a bus driver anymore after numerous complaints from other students/parents.

#33 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]

In elementary school (I was like 8 at the time) I had a teacher that was always on my case about something or other. I have Asperger's, and my lack of any real social skills (I hadn't been diagnosed at the time and so wasn't managing it at all) made it impossible for me to speak up during class when everyone else would be paying attention to me, especially if she was having us do something I thought was silly, because I'd just freeze up.

One day during class she was having us sound out all the different sounds for each vowel, and when we got to O she finally realized I wasn't participating and completely stopped class for 40 minutes just to harass me. She was sitting on the edge of another student's desk on the other side of the room. She stared me down and kept telling me to sound out the vowel. Of course the more she drew attention to me, the worse my anxiety got. Every few minutes she'd move to the next desk up, inching closer to me while demanding I say the vowel. Eventually when she reached my desk she said the next time she'd be sitting on my lap. Turns out she wasn't bluffing, and after several more minutes of silence she pulls out my chair and straddles my lap and practically shoves a flash card with the letter O on it into my face. I was about ready to have a total breakdown by this point and was on the verge of tears. Thankfully not long after this started the principal walked by and saw what was happening. My desk faces a big window that looks at the sidewalk towards the courtyard (that school was outdoors, so we didn't have hallways inside a building, just walkways with awnings), so her back was to the window. The principal storms into the classroom and demands to know what is going on. Before the teacher could even begin to speak the principal saw I was about ready to lose it and assumes the teacher is trying to assault me or something and forces her out of the classroom while ranting about inappropriate behavior. We never saw her again and our class ended up with a sub for the rest of the year.

#10 - phlogistinator (11/21/2015) [-]

It was interesting to read, but there is no way that a teacher could get away with even half of that stuff. Teachers can't look through backpacks without the parents permission, she can't keep personal property indefinitely, and she certainatly can't delete someone's email account. She might try to do that, but she would be fired so quickly.

#19 to #10 - Rei (11/21/2015) [-]

**** like this happens.

#17 to #10 - schafenfreude (11/21/2015) [-]

It obviously didn't take place in the US, so the stories are quite probable.
I live in Germany and about 90% of the older teachers are employed by the state and basically un-fireable.

I had a known pedophile as an biology teacher for three years, a crazy cat-lady that looked like a hobo and smelled even worse in English for two years and a Hitler-like dictator in Religion.

Two of those still teach, the pedophile was admitted to a mental asylum by his wife like a year ago.

These stories are absolutely believeable, and if I weren't on my phone I'd share some of my own.

#48 to #17 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]

share them now

#31 - electrictroll ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]

I've had two teachers i would consider bad both at the same school and both had gotten the idea i never did any school work.
At the school every student was issued a laptop for use with school works so of course everyone was ******** around on the Internet all the time the class would start and he would come to my desk slam my computer shut say no computers during class and then ignore everyone else, this would happen all the time and only to me.
the other teacher outright said to me at the end of the year that I didn't deserve the grade i got because other students worked harder than me. but the the work i did was good enough for that grad, Isn't that pretty much the definition of deserving a grade?

#12 - barstoolninja (11/21/2015) [-]

Dear god, how did that bitch not get fired?

#13 to #12 - harrypottergirl (11/21/2015) [-]

tenure

#14 to #13 - barstoolninja (11/21/2015) [-]

How the **** do they even reach the point of getting tenure?

#15 to #14 - harrypottergirl (11/21/2015) [-]

it's easy as long as you don't do anything illegal and work there for about 10-20 years you can't get fired and then you can let you inner asshole/bitch out

#20 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]

Our headteacher had some **** .
First he demanded I stop wearing any item of clothing with a skull, bones or any other death-related thing on it. Next week he complimented a girl's shirt with a big-ass skull on it. He forgot the whole rule in 2 weeks and everything went back to normal.
I go to an art school so crazy hair colors are normal, I had dark purple hair at one point, lower classes had gree, silver, red and stuff and my classmate had literal sky blue. He told us we're not allowed to dye our hair any 'unnatural' color and when we told him that the school rules don't forbid it and every other class is allowed to do it he said "well i don't care what other classes are allowed but you still can't do it"
Next he declared that girls can't wear tops with cleavage. And by that I mean anything lower than a standard women's T-shirt. He tried to justify it with "well some teachers need a lot of self control to not look." Well maybe if a 40+ guy can't keep himself from staring at 17-years-olds tits, he shouldn't be a teacher.
Next he demanded we don't use cell phones in school. Yes, we can't use it in class anyway, maybe if we want to take a photo of our drawing or research something but otherwise not. This is okay. But if you, say want to call your parents because he decides that the art exhibit opening at 5 is mandatory even though you finish school at 3 and he tells you that info on THE DAY IT'S HELD so you want to call your parents during recess you'll come home later... you can't. My classmates were browsing on their phones between lessons, he went up to them and staright on ripped out the phones from their hands. Then during drawing class instead of helpng he proceeded to pull out his phone and browse Facebook claiming "I'm a teacher, I can do it"

#35 - moorbs (11/21/2015) [-]

I had a horrible teacher who shook me off my chair when I was in year 1 like 6 years old. She died of cancer so karma I guess.

#28 - pipeworks (11/21/2015) [-]

I once got in trouble with my science teacher because I missed a week of class. Except I missed that week because my baby sister was so sick that our house was quarantined.

#24 - zaxzwim ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]

we had this crazy teacher once, used to yell at us for no reason and throw stuff and soforth. One day she was gone and we had this sub and we were going on like usual, small chatter and such and when a bunch of people wouldn't shut up he started playing guitar, it was so nice in about 30 seconds everyone was quiet and playing full attention to the guy, we had him like twice more and he was the most bro teacher

#21 - vikingesnumerouno (11/21/2015) [-]

We had a sub once who threw one of my classmates up against the wall before slamming him into a desk. He didn't get fired.

Another sub we had ******* lost it in class once because we wouldn't shut up, so she slammed the book repediately into the desk before SCREAMING "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, WHY CAN'T YOU BE QUIET" and she ran out of the room crying. We never saw her again.