Worst job ever. I hope they make a buttload of money for loading their butts. t an you have an ll hate day " t Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the th
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Worst job ever

I hope they make a buttload of money for loading their butts

t an you have an
ll hate day " t
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther-
ammeter section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & John-
son.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you , lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the
Phone so you will not be disturbed.
into comfortable clothing and
tin your favorite chair. Open the pack-
age and remove the thermometer. Then,
Al?,. it on a table or a surface
so that It will not become chipped or bro-.
l and read it carefully. You w. . .
in small print there is a statement:
Every rectal tht! by
lillol ' Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
work in the thermometer quality control its
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User avatar #6 - jacklane (02/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
We test it in different vats of water of varying temperature to ensure accuracy. Personally = by hand, not machine. GO figure.
User avatar #8 to #6 - infinitereaper ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
Whatever you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night man.
#1 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
so you saying testing anal thermometers is a.... ****** job?
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2014) [-]
"hey! i didn't know you worked at johnson and johnson!"

"yeah, um...

i'm a.. um..

janitor, yeah. I'm a janitor."
#2 - ausamo (02/02/2014) [-]
#13 - caocmufc (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #32 - MrJakkadakka (02/02/2014) [-]
Testing EVERY SINGLE ONE??? Jeez... that's a bit anal isn't it...
User avatar #3 - Mr Ronok (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
how big are their thermometers?
User avatar #11 - raideoactivepilot (02/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for telling us a bit about your job OP
#28 - muswellhillkid (02/02/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, at Johnson & Johnson HQ...  if u no wot i meen m8
Meanwhile, at Johnson & Johnson HQ... if u no wot i meen m8
User avatar #27 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/02/2014) [-]
anally testing tings sounds much better than my job
#76 - bestponnay (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what the... **** this. i aint reading all those words. LOL

skiped.
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I work at Johnson & Johnson and my ass can confirm this.
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2014) [-]
Unless they're one of them gays, then they probably really enjoy their job. Actually in the homosexual community this is probably the most sought after job.
#42 - josephstallin (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
maybe ill skip this one.

wayy to goddamn long, like my dick
#52 to #42 - megashot (02/02/2014) [-]
why are you people even trying anymore, go away
#83 - johnsonandjohnson (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Don't be assholes, we're really anal about that **** .
#58 - fruitass (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
THIS POST WAS SO LONG, I FELL A SLEEP TRYING TO READ YOUR ******** , op
#61 to #58 - dysfunctionalvet ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
oh look, another ponyfag account made today, with a tldr reply, *sigh* plz kill yourself or atleast just give it up, someone already got -400
#36 - joshlol (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Regardless, the point that some people are apparently missing is that rectal thermometers aren't tested by using them the very same way end consumers would. The "testing" they're put through is a process which ensures they accurately measure a designated range of temperatures, achieved by calibrating them with known temperatures in carefully-controlled conditions. Personal individual testing of rectal thermometers is too labor-intensive and time-consuming a process for such an inexpensive product, nor would it satisfactorily ensure accuracy because the body temperatures of the "testers" would be too variable (and the manufacturer would have to employ a whole lot of very sick people to test their thermometers across the high and low extremes of human body temperature). Aside from that, there are more than a few health regulations that prohibit the resale of items which have previously been inserted into someone's rectum.   
Read more at www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp#b7pmZwQYUR54zd6q.99   
   
   
www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp
Regardless, the point that some people are apparently missing is that rectal thermometers aren't tested by using them the very same way end consumers would. The "testing" they're put through is a process which ensures they accurately measure a designated range of temperatures, achieved by calibrating them with known temperatures in carefully-controlled conditions. Personal individual testing of rectal thermometers is too labor-intensive and time-consuming a process for such an inexpensive product, nor would it satisfactorily ensure accuracy because the body temperatures of the "testers" would be too variable (and the manufacturer would have to employ a whole lot of very sick people to test their thermometers across the high and low extremes of human body temperature). Aside from that, there are more than a few health regulations that prohibit the resale of items which have previously been inserted into someone's rectum.
Read more at www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp#b7pmZwQYUR54zd6q.99


www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp
User avatar #16 - dracolegacy (02/02/2014) [-]
damnit, just saw this on fb, was hoping it hadnt made it here yet. easily the best thing ive read all day.
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