Worst job ever. I hope they make a buttload of money for loading their butts. t an you have an ll hate day " t Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the th Worst job ever I hope they make a buttload of money for loading their butts t an you have ll hate day " Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy go to the th
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Worst job ever. I hope they make a buttload of money for loading their butts. t an you have an ll hate day " t Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the th

I hope they make a buttload of money for loading their butts

t an you have an
ll hate day " t
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther-
ammeter section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & John-
son.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you , lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the
Phone so you will not be disturbed.
into comfortable clothing and
tin your favorite chair. Open the pack-
age and remove the thermometer. Then,
Al?,. it on a table or a surface
so that It will not become chipped or bro-.
l and read it carefully. You w. . .
in small print there is a statement:
Every rectal tht! by
lillol ' Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
work in the thermometer quality control its
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User avatar #6 - jacklane
Reply +269 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
We test it in different vats of water of varying temperature to ensure accuracy. Personally = by hand, not machine. GO figure.
#53 to #6 - mayoroftownsville
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(02/02/2014) [-]
"and then sanitized"

yeah, okay
User avatar #15 to #6 - cocosmama
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
How did I know there would be someone in the comments who claimed to work there...
User avatar #64 to #15 - biggydy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
In FJ, we have people that matches what the post say. Make a post related to height, suddenly everyone is 6'5 or taller. make a post about drugs, and suddenly lots of people have tried a certain drug, and so on.
User avatar #37 to #15 - pokemonstheshiz
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
testing it in water would make a lot more sense than shoving it up their ass
you don't know the exact temperature of your ass, you won't know if it's accurate or not. But you can control temp of water.
#10 to #6 - meitemark
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
Yes...   
Water...
Yes...
Water...
User avatar #8 to #6 - infinitereaper
Reply +443 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
Whatever you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night man.
User avatar #9 to #8 - jacklane
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
k.
#1 - baitdoesnttalkback
Reply +220 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
so you saying testing anal thermometers is a....****** job?
User avatar #57 to #1 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
he'll probably end up raw dogging her, nut all over her face and instagram that ****
User avatar #26 to #1 - blackscrubs
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
I ******* love tyler, the creator!
User avatar #38 to #26 - spanishiqiustion
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
i ******* love blackscrubs
#2 - ausamo
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(02/02/2014) [-]
#13 - caocmufc
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#34 to #13 - lamaswithhats
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#17 - internetshakespear
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(02/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #32 - MrJakkadakka
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
Testing EVERY SINGLE ONE??? Jeez... that's a bit anal isn't it...
User avatar #3 - Mr Ronok
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
how big are their thermometers?
User avatar #11 - raideoactivepilot
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for telling us a bit about your job OP
#28 - muswellhillkid
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, at Johnson & Johnson HQ...  if u no wot i meen m8
Meanwhile, at Johnson & Johnson HQ... if u no wot i meen m8
User avatar #27 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(02/02/2014) [-]
anally testing tings sounds much better than my job