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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - faimbot
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(04/12/2014) [-]
I liked the GBA blue shell, it hit everyone in its way towards the leader, by rallying down the centre of the track.

MFW someone threatens to use the blue shell on nintendo DS after i had mastered the drift boost escape.
User avatar #75 to #1 - sciencexplain
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Is that the move where you drift your wheels on fire and then boost when it hits you?
User avatar #80 to #75 - faimbot
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Yes it is.
User avatar #82 to #80 - sciencexplain
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I could never dodge the blue shells. I just tried to dash in front of people and they got wiped out and I laughed and then they hit me. Good times.
User avatar #83 to #82 - faimbot
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I had the timing down perfect, using yoshi and his egg cart, you would hold a drift and let go just as soon as the blue shell stopped its spin around your head because then it dropped down and didnt follow you, you had about a split second to get out the blast zone.
User avatar #12 to #1 - whiteniggers
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That's the same as Mario Kart 7 actually. Works well.
#52 to #12 - iwantfun
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Yea, and in Mario Kart 7, the blue shell is really unforgiving compared to the DS. In most cases on the DS you are so far away from the others, blue shells don't matter, but in 7, the CPU is always behind you, so if you get hit, you are GUARANTEED to lose your 1st place.


Also, why the **** is Honey Queen even there?
User avatar #13 to #1 - perform
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Oh Mario Kart DS was the ****. I destroyed over 12 friendships like that. And they were filled with banana peels, blue shells and red shells. And they were glorious.
#20 - felixjarl
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Comment Picture
User avatar #23 to #20 - scarmanagent
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sauce?
User avatar #49 to #23 - kingdaniel
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Art of the Instakill I'm a generous god
#24 to #23 - felixjarl
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#25 to #24 - scarmanagent
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yummy
so really what is it?
#26 to #25 - felixjarl
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I don't know.
I don't know.
User avatar #48 to #26 - kingdaniel
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Art of the Instakill I'm a generous god
#27 to #26 - scarmanagent
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(04/13/2014) [-]
But how will i ever know?
#28 to #27 - felixjarl
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You never will

*evil laughter*
#29 to #28 - scarmanagent
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(04/13/2014) [-]
Can anyone save the day?
#32 to #29 - anon id: 1e239583
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#33 to #32 - scarmanagent
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Are you serious?
Why do i always click every link i see. I'm not even gonna ask what the lemon party even was...
#34 to #33 - anon id: 1e239583
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(04/13/2014) [-]
did you click the other one?
User avatar #35 to #34 - scarmanagent
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(04/13/2014) [-]
**** no. its bad enough i get the Ricky roll thing but i'm not risking it. i thought we were cool anon.
#36 to #35 - anon id: 1e239583
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(04/13/2014) [-]
hey man, lemonparty is a well known site.
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
User avatar #37 to #36 - scarmanagent
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(04/13/2014) [-]
but i'm afraid.... i don't want to be hurt again.....
sooooo do you know the source?
#38 to #37 - anon id: 1e239583
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(04/13/2014) [-]
lemonparty isnt for the weak...

[spoiler] all joking aside here is the real source www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwNVQvygCNQ[/spoiler]
User avatar #39 to #38 - scarmanagent
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finally... its all over.......
thank you anon. i can die happily now..
We cool.
#40 to #39 - anon id: 1e239583
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but fo real doe

check out the party brah

dont be surprised if you start signing along
User avatar #41 to #40 - scarmanagent
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"One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.
*upon seeing lemonparty* OH GOD MY EYES!!!"
you trying to fool me anon?
#42 to #41 - anon id: 1e239583
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sorry... i thought you might like it or something..
User avatar #43 to #42 - scarmanagent
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i feel offended and pleased that you cared.
User avatar #90 to #43 - dyalibya
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>2014

Doesn't know about the lemon party
#44 to #43 - anon id: 1e239583
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thats all that an anon can really do

care about people... being offended
#30 to #29 - felixjarl
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There is no hope for you now.
#31 to #30 - scarmanagent
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(04/13/2014) [-]
it was too late...
#3 - superdongoneohone
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**superdongoneohone rolled image** what tracks me
#50 to #3 - greyblade
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is there a full length comic of this somewhere, or is it only these three panels?
User avatar #51 to #50 - bendeman
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just the three, unfortunately
#19 to #3 - felixjarl
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Holy **** the story. Memories man.
#4 to #3 - magicianbl
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That story was god damn glorious, wish I saved it the last time I saw it.
#5 to #4 - ARealLiveJewishGuy
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User avatar #9 to #5 - setimanosomo
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That was beautiful. R.I.P. Goldnharl
User avatar #14 to #5 - bloopzoop
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Meeting friends online and never seeing them again is one of the worst things that can happen on the internet.
#6 to #5 - magicianbl
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(04/12/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#86 to #5 - pipchimturt
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That was glorious
That was glorious
User avatar #11 to #3 - ompalomper
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this brings back memories

memories of a tale so ******* glorious that i had to read it again when i was done
User avatar #18 to #11 - horrorchow
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any source?
User avatar #65 to #18 - ompalomper
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look down 3 comments
#54 to #18 - girlcock
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#53 - seemerollin
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When that **** was fired you know it was gg.
#45 - jammrock
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(04/13/2014) [-]
I hope I'm not the only one to notice this
#69 - grimmwaters
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Comment Picture
User avatar #72 to #69 - exotic
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(04/13/2014) [-]
i can see the pain
User avatar #10 - reginleif
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(04/13/2014) [-]
Black shell tracks your bike.
#58 - pistro
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Ok dudes, question time:   
   
What is better? Mario Kart or CTR?
Ok dudes, question time:

What is better? Mario Kart or CTR?
User avatar #68 to #58 - halotalim
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Mario Kart.
User avatar #79 to #58 - fizzor
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(04/13/2014) [-]
CTR 4 lyfe
#67 to #58 - karaoke
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CTR of course!
User avatar #78 to #58 - sketchE
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ctr it was just funner. an actual story combined with leveld up weapons
#64 to #58 - chaost
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i don't even know what CTR stands for obviously Mario Kart
User avatar #71 to #64 - butterisgood
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so, you're saying it's better because it's more popular?
User avatar #87 to #71 - chaost
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nope, i just haven't heard of CTR, so i don't think i'll like it as much as MK
User avatar #88 to #87 - fizzor
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You uh... You've never heard of Crash Team Racing?
#89 to #87 - syndromes
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Listen very carefully now your hear? You are going to pick up a Playstation 1 console system from your closest source available. You are then going to scoure the earth in search of a copy of Crash Team Racing. DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT! Buy Crash Nitro Kart (which is a Playstation 2 game) because, even though it IS fun, it was not developed by Naughty Dog while Crash Team Racing WAS developed by Naughty Dog. In fact it is the last (canon) Crash Bandicoot game ever made by Naughty Dog Studios.

So let's recap:
1. You are going to purchase a Playstation 1 system.
2. You will then purchase a copy of Crash Team Racing.
3. You will love it more than you ever loved Mario Kart.
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#56 to #55 - anon id: 74a1fc13
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[dumb comment about how you're a bad troll giving you even more attention] give me thumbs now
#77 to #55 - anon id: c0efdeb6
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It wants red thumbs. Give it a green to piss it off.
User avatar #85 to #55 - spinaltap
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here, i think you'll find this more appropriate for your "mature" eyes
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#66 to #55 - bobibg
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this got so old, noone even bothers to thumb you down anymore
this got so old, noone even bothers to thumb you down anymore
User avatar #74 to #66 - alphavsomega
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Hit the question mark on his comment, jackass. On every single one of his comments people thumb him up and down constantly to keep him at 0.
#76 to #55 - beibergottomato
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Tomato.
#70 to #55 - booped
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#73 to #55 - dambusta
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#59 to #55 - dumbasshunter
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[insert repetative comment about growing up whilst worshiping a child star turned ass-hole]
[insert repetative comment about growing up whilst worshiping a child star turned ass-hole]
#47 - tobistrigoivii
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**tobistrigoivii rolled image** his wife
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