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#3 - torky

Reply+384

(12/01/2013)[-]

"Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother." - Terry Pratchett

#114 to #3 - anisbanana

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(12/01/2013)[-]

straight out of the comments section of reddit...

#101 to #3 - emmerich

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

Terry Pratchett, **** yes!

#4 to #3 - anon id: 211baa48

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

This guy literally stole this from reddit, and you literally stole the top comment from that reddit post.

#5 to #4 - torky

Reply+26

(12/01/2013)[-]

This is a repost? I didn't even know. As for the quote, I'm actually a fan of Terry Pratchett and this was one of the firsts things that came into my mind. I guess these things happen.

#77 to #5 - mitchr

Reply+6

(12/01/2013)[-]

Sir Terry Pratchett.

The man is a ******* genius.

#93 to #77 - ieatbengay

Reply+3

(12/01/2013)[-]

and a werewolf apparently

#29 to #4 - angelious#388 on commentsRank#388

Reply+15

(12/01/2013)[-]

yes....terry pratchett totally uses reddit...

#91 to #4 - bluerangermartin

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

He literally did this you say?

#25 to #3 - adolfsatan

Reply-14

(12/01/2013)[-]

You mispelled "latin american".

#39 to #25 - anon id: 4e37390e

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

you mispelled "savage"

#41 to #39 - superduperpuper

Reply+9

(12/01/2013)[-]

And y'all misspelled "misspelled"

#75 to #41 - adolfsatan

Reply-6

(12/01/2013)[-]

It is easy to get a little confused sometimes when you speak three languages.

#112 to #75 - Keril

Reply+2

(12/01/2013)[-]

Three languages? So cool.

#21 - sanshi

Reply+68

(12/01/2013)[-]

If you do something over and over again, i think it was 1000 times? The brain will learn how to do it, so you can make it happen without even thinking about it. Like at the Gym, if you benchpress alot, your brain will learn how to do it, and it becomes much easier.

#24 to #21 - mankey

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#78 to #24 - mitchr

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(12/01/2013)[-]

Your name is rather fitting here.

#79 to #78 - mankey

Reply+2

(12/01/2013)[-]

Probably be better if it was Hitmonlee though.

#80 to #79 - mitchr

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

True.

#37 to #21 - teeheetummytum

Reply+1

(12/01/2013)[-]

I was taught it was 10,000 times to learn a technique fluently

and 10,000 hours to learn a skill.

#32 to #21 - anon id: 97ea58f7

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

So that's why I can masterbate more.

#17 - nervaaurelius

Reply+136

(12/01/2013)[-]

When people put "thats cute" comparing two things it sounds ******* annoying.

#83 to #17 - ninjafaggots

Reply+5

(12/01/2013)[-]

Congratulations, you forgot to post the gif with Vaas, like the other billion people who've said the same thing worded different.

"I ******* hate it when people say "that's cute" to compare ****" - Reapermaster
www.funnyjunk.com/SALE/funny-pictures/4907909/

"I ******* hate it when people compare one thing over the other and use the term 'that's cute'
it makes you sound like you know the statement you're backing up is wrong"
- Zaggystirdust
www.funnyjunk.com/Girlfriends+we+be+like/funny-pictures/4899424/

Some examples, it's okay man. We get that saying "That's cute" when comparing **** is rude as ****. That's why we're saying it.

#84 to #83 - reapermaster#400 on commentsRank#400

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#85 to #84 - ninjafaggots

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(12/01/2013)[-]

Cheers bud.

#102 to #83 - zaggystirdust

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(12/01/2013)[-]

huh, whatdya know?

same gif and everything

#87 to #83 - nervaaurelius

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(12/01/2013)[-]

you seem mad

#88 to #87 - ninjafaggots

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(12/01/2013)[-]

That's cute.

#90 to #88 - nervaaurelius

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(12/01/2013)[-]

you beat me to it

#94 to #90 - ninjafaggots

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(12/01/2013)[-]

At least you're a good sport about it.

#20 to #17 - infinitereaper

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(12/01/2013)[-]

you are not cute

#35 to #20 - evilstats

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(12/01/2013)[-]

thats cute

#23 - skiskate

Reply+132

(12/01/2013)[-]

[Lifts externally]

#65 to #23 - crazyolitis

Reply+3

(12/01/2013)[-]

For skiskate.

#69 to #65 - skiskate

Reply+6

(12/01/2013)[-]

I was just too lazy to do that

#116 to #69 - lunaisamazing

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

May I inquire as to how you got that particular text color?

#126 to #116 - skiskate

Reply+1

(12/02/2013)[-]

Though I dislike ponies you asked polity so here:
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4621701/Make+OC+get+colored+text/

#127 to #126 - lunaisamazing

Reply0

(12/02/2013)[-]

I'll respect that and thank you for the info kind sir!

#2 - sandez

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#15 to #2 - envinite

Reply+34

(12/01/2013)[-]

This has been explained before.

Those armies hold a different kind of wood, i don't remember what kind, but it's heavier than the left one.

Also, those armies hold that position for hours.

#16 to #15 - envinite

Reply+15

(12/01/2013)[-]

I mean right one

#22 to #16 - xgeneration

Reply+1

(12/01/2013)[-]

that's what they want you to think

#38 to #16 - lolmasterr

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#40 to #38 - mrblueftw

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(12/01/2013)[-]

Woah! watch out for that sharp edge!

#118 to #15 - newforomador

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(12/01/2013)[-]

Also, those are two different positions. Holding something directly above you is harder than resting it on your shoulder and using your arms to balance it.

#107 to #15 - boylan

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

Yeah it's been soaked in something, absorbed all of the liquid

#33 to #2 - noahlikespie

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#56 to #33 - smellmyfaceforswag

Reply+3

(12/01/2013)[-]

Why are Scots so sexy?

#130 to #33 - thesinful#394 on commentsRank#394

Reply0

(12/02/2013)[-]

Ah Scotland, where throwing a ******* telephone pole is a sport.

#9 to #2 - largeheadphones

Reply+4

(12/01/2013)[-]

you do realize that those are two completely different things.

#10 to #9 - dxninjaxo

Reply+1

(12/01/2013)[-]

you do realize you don't have to ruin funny things because they're illogical

that's sort of what the internet is

#11 to #10 - retepraamrod

Reply+7

(12/01/2013)[-]

Logic is the tool of this would be joke though. If it doesn't add up, it isn't funny.

#12 to #11 - dxninjaxo

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(12/01/2013)[-]

im saying its logic based off something illogical. thats how people do things, a logical conclusion from something illogical. but i dont really care, so cya

#30 to #2 - rgmayhem

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(12/01/2013)[-]

You know the army does that after their daily routine, right?

#28 to #2 - madmac

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#128 to #2 - anon id: 1292f074

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(12/02/2013)[-]

It's a lot easier to rest it on your shoulder than hold it above your head.

#44 - Sunset

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#45 to #44 - lyiat

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(12/01/2013)[-]

User deleted account (58 seconds ago)

... There has to be a story here.

#46 to #45 - Sunset

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#48 to #46 - lyiat

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(12/01/2013)[-]

... How....

#49 to #48 - Sunset

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#50 to #49 - kawaiidesudesuu

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#52 to #50 - Sunset

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#53 to #52 - triggathepirate

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#60 to #53 - sirbutterballs

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(12/01/2013)[-]

You delete your account using a different browser but o the browser you didn't delete you can still post n **** and it says your ded.

#63 to #60 - triggathepirate

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(12/01/2013)[-]

But, if you log out. you done son... Right?
So it's still ultimately deleted?

#64 to #63 - sirbutterballs

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(12/01/2013)[-]

Ye but you can have the always sign in button thing.

#66 to #64 - triggathepirate

Reply+11

(12/01/2013)[-]

Silly thing to die for...

#71 to #66 - Orc

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#72 to #71 - triggathepirate

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#104 to #60 - anon id: 9af61180

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

no.. there's a disable option for accounts now...

#54 to #52 - lyiat

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(12/01/2013)[-]

#131 to #49 - pwnedomega

Reply+1

(12/02/2013)[-]

Beach boys FTW

#74 to #44 - cycloberrick

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

that was a good joke

wonder why he deleted his account...

#97 to #74 - Sunset

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#98 to #97 - cycloberrick

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

wait what the ****

how.

#106 to #98 - Grom

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(12/01/2013)[-]

there's a disable option for accounts now.

#100 to #98 - anon id: 30b3fcfa

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

>bring this new

#99 to #98 - Sunset

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#73 - akho

Reply-4

(12/01/2013)[-]

This fatass right here is Zydrunas Savickas - out of last 5 World's Strongest Man tournaments, he won 3 of them.(amongst countless other wins)

Fatty used to promote "battery recycling" in my school.

Overall, good chump. Though in ALL OF HIS STRENGTH, can he pride himself in saying that he knows why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Having the answer to that is what truly makes you the most powerful man in the world

#76 to #73 - jazzyietheferret

Reply+18

(12/01/2013)[-]

I'm sure he knows why he loves cinnamon toast crunch.

#82 to #73 - sinonyx

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

it's SEE why kids love cinnamon toast crunch... not just "know"

#27 - SuperSixONE

Reply+12

(12/01/2013)[-]

I've found some info on the pic. The 2006 Worlds Strongest Man Competition was held in China. The winner was the American Phil Pfister. Phil Pfister seems to be the tall man in the picture.

#42 to #27 - superduperpuper

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(12/01/2013)[-]

[Immature joke about his name]

#109 to #42 - azzaziel

Reply+1

(12/01/2013)[-]

he fisted a girl once.. she died...

#132 to #109 - superduperpuper

Reply0

(12/02/2013)[-]

You misspelled "Exploded"

#113 - iveseensomethings

Reply+9

(12/01/2013)[-]

I'M THE WORLD'S STRONGEST....is that watermelon?

#120 to #113 - murrlogic

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

Mark Henry's new look is disgusting

He looks like a bum.

#129 to #120 - badmotorfinger

Reply0

(12/02/2013)[-]

great, now there's two Rick Rosses.

#117 to #113 - thepoplicks

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

say that again and I will rip your pasty ass White man balls off

#119 to #117 - neoexdeath

Reply+1

(12/01/2013)[-]

Ladies and gentlemen of Funnyjunk, I give you...Angry Black Man.

#34 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

Melons aren't that heavy, and the baskets can only hold so much.

#55 to #34 - helenwheels

Reply0

(12/01/2013)[-]

They both have the same baskets.

#58 to #55 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129

Reply+1

(12/01/2013)[-]

Exactly, and I don't see either of them struggling. If the strongmen had bigger baskets, they'd be carrying more, the old woman probably wouldn't be able to carry as much. A forklift and a toddler can both carry a bouncy ball with ease.

#59 to #58 - helenwheels

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(12/01/2013)[-]

It's true neither are struggling. The post it self is foolish.

None the less, I will say five water melons on each hand would be pretty ******* heavy.

#110 to #59 - helenwheels

Reply+1

(12/01/2013)[-]

Especially for an old lady.

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