World war. tl;ydr.. Things you should Google: U.S. Neutrality Zimmerman note Lusitania How do I fist myself? World war tl;ydr Things you should Google: U S Neutrality Zimmerman note Lusitania How do I fist myself?
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User avatar #19 - thenecromouser
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and what about the A-bomb??
#117 to #19 - anon id: ec805ec3
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User avatar #207 to #19 - chimpaflimp
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The ratings are like a rollercoaster.
#32 to #19 - marlton
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Comment Picture
User avatar #20 to #19 - exabytee
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You mean the one that didn't happen in World War I?
#21 to #20 - thenecromouser
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and this is where i stop and go to bed...
and this is where i stop and go to bed...
User avatar #85 to #21 - staticwolf
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That might just be the best recovery from red thumb apocalypse that I have ever seen.
#106 to #85 - rakoom
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Yep. Just look at the balance between red and green rivers of thumbs his first post got.
User avatar #22 to #21 - exabytee
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It's okay. I- I love you.
User avatar #211 to #20 - loopz
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There was something that inspired the creation of the nuclear bomb. The Halifax Explosion of 1917.
#2 - bobthedilder
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Things you should Google:
U.S. Neutrality
Zimmerman note
Lusitania
How do I fist myself?
User avatar #26 to #2 - norric
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I think the U.S. should google U.S. Neutrality
#44 to #26 - bobthedilder
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Well back in the years of WWI and WWII our presidents were adamant about being neutral, but **** rolls down hill my friend. Those wars eventually affected the U.S. and we went to war. After that we became world police mostly as a preemptive effort to stop the spread of communism, which was some bad ****, but really it wasn't worth it, war is bad obviously. Flash forward from Vietnam to 2001 and we go after a regime that was affiliated with terrorist under the assumption that they have nukes, of course that was bull but theres more to that story than just "hurr durr terrorist nukes, lets go to war". Some good came out of it for the people in the end but some bad too, as is the case with war. And now were back to world police status with terrorism and soon possibly Russia.

If you ask me we should cut the crap and cut our military budget pretty hard at least 50%, even then we still have the most advanced military, but that 50% cut could be put into all sorts of **** (Healthcare, Homeland Security, public works, etc.). I love my country, I really do, seeing how bad it is in the rest of the world, things could be a lot worse, but as is the case with some nations, our politicians are being bickering dickheads who aren't caring enough for the people they represent.

Sorry I rambled a little hard there but hey, theres a comment's section for a reason.

#189 to #44 - anon id: 23f4d5df
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>finally cut military spending to appease liberals
>500,000 recently unemployed soldiers can't find jobs in over-saturated market
>money saved on military spending goes towards welfare programs for the same people
#80 to #44 - anon id: 198ba794
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why not join with canada, they provide the healthcare and we provide the absurdly powerful military, and together we will rule the galaxy as amerinadia
#173 to #80 - bobthedilder
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#47 to #26 - terminalinfinity
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The US didn't abandon its isolationist policies until after WWII.

After WWII, the US changed its foreign policy to preemptive aggression where they attack anyone who they deem a threat "before they can become a real threat"
User avatar #144 to #2 - BILLYBAM
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the lusitania was a part of the cause but unrestricted submarine warfare also had to do with america joining
User avatar #156 to #2 - captchakid
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I've only googled one of those before.
User avatar #75 to #2 - rollmeanddie
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>Zimmerman note

You can't flim flam
User avatar #37 - perform
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America's the bartender and gets tired of the **** near the end.
User avatar #67 to #37 - niggernazi
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nah, more like the pissy drunken hobo that shows his dick to bypassing people and always blame the jews for his missfortunes even though he is acyually jewish.
User avatar #55 to #37 - amuzen
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that doesn't work because America's place got ****** up the least and at the end of the day the bartender would be the one who has to deal with damages.
#177 to #55 - anon id: dbeb978b
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technically wouldnt america be the supplier for the bar? supplying the beer and also selling the bar stools and ****. It fits more so as they supplied weapons in WW1
User avatar #78 to #55 - legitlolz
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Just because someone is a bartender doesn't mean they own the place. It's more like the people fighting all owned a bit of the bar, and the tender just got tired of listening to their ****.
User avatar #65 to #37 - reginleif
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While Amuzen has a point, the bartender role is somewhat accurate as America's main role in WW1 was the producer of goods, they came too late to be able to do much of the fighting.
User avatar #66 to #65 - perform
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If you've noticed on this post, there was a deleted comment made by me. The comment said the Swiss was the bartender because they tend to remain neutral, but I then recalled that America was pretty much like that.
User avatar #68 to #66 - reginleif
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Sorry just rolled in here, didn't see any such comment. ^^
User avatar #69 to #68 - perform
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Ha it's okay. Point is, you're definitely right on that.
#34 - mrmcput
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You forgot the part where Germany punches America for backing Britain and France despite not being in the fight, and the tries to convince Mexico to attack America.
User avatar #40 to #34 - mcstorms
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um wasn't that in ww2?
User avatar #74 to #40 - gammajk
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Germany punching America refers to the sinking of the Lusitania. Their attempt to get Mexico to attack America refers to the Zimmermann telegram.
#79 to #74 - anon id: 198ba794
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both are extremely minor points in the grand scheme of things. dead boat was an excuse and telegrams are for faggots that ask girls out via text
User avatar #228 to #74 - mcstorms
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thought the zimmermen telegram was in WW2
#41 to #40 - mrmcput
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Nope
User avatar #42 to #41 - mcstorms
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oh ok then
User avatar #48 to #34 - internetzsoviet
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I noticed this too.
User avatar #84 to #34 - angelusprimus
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You mean how America kept saying they are neutral, but handing bar stools, baseball bats, bottles and other weapons to France and Britain and Germany had enough and slapped them on the hand that was trying to hand another weapon to Britain?
#158 to #84 - mrmcput
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Nobody slaps America's hand and gets away with it. If we want to give Britain a baseball bat, we are going to give Britain a baseball bat.
User avatar #186 to #158 - angelusprimus
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That's fine.
But don't whine you got punched while not being in a fight. arming someone's opponents is being in the fight.
#234 to #186 - anon id: 0c814301
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He wasn't, he just said that the event that germany punched america in the face, and tried to coax mexico to do it never occured in this senareo of the barfight, becuse thats basically what caused america to drop the barstool on germany
#76 - worldofwarcraftdog
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>rolls up sleeve looks at France and punches belgium
#95 - UnaOWNED
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>America takes the credit

Alright.

I wonder how World War 2 would have gone without any help from America? No ground forces. No Navy. No guns that we gave the UK, or any of the other allies, and not to mention none of the tanks or planes we built for the UK.

Without us you'd all be speaking German right now and you ******* know it.
#188 to #95 - minibeep
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withoud america there would not be ww2
User avatar #190 to #188 - goldenglimmer
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... what?
#193 to #190 - minibeep
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america caused ww2
User avatar #194 to #193 - goldenglimmer
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What a compelling statement. I have been enlightened.

Thank you for bestowing a fraction of your eternal knowledge on me, minibeep.
#195 to #194 - minibeep
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no problem
User avatar #127 to #95 - TwiztidNinja
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You really think America would have defeated japan if they got their hands on Australia? Ahahahaha you are funny.
There is a reason America stopped the japs.
User avatar #99 to #95 - exd [OP]
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without ww2 half of america propably would still speak german too
and dont forget to mention they helped germany getting the money/material for the war too ford factorys in germany money for hitler in the beginning
User avatar #101 to #95 - exd [OP]
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and dont forget if ww was a bar fight and yes america took the credit
america gave them all the drinks so they are drunk and the fight could go on?
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User avatar #199 to #95 - Welshhobo
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The Russians were already in Berlin by the time you faggots were landing in Normandy.

>no ground forces
>no navy
>no guns

lolwut - what do you think happened in the 5 years before the US joined the war? Do you think there was just alot of punching?
User avatar #103 to #95 - fausticorn
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Wow, Una, you've become a bit of a dick since I last saw you.

User avatar #110 to #103 - leonhardt
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Wow, fausticorn, you've become a bit of a mod since I last saw you
User avatar #112 to #110 - fausticorn
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And don't think I won't ram my banhammer up your ass
User avatar #114 to #112 - leonhardt
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omg modabus
User avatar #115 to #114 - fausticorn
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Shh
Nobody can hear you beg, here
User avatar #160 to #115 - marioslmg
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Ok. If i suck your dick, can you not ban me?
User avatar #226 to #160 - fausticorn
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Perhaps. I'm not a cruel man.
#119 to #103 - UnaOWNED
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Coming from the Commie living in the UK
Coming from the Commie living in the UK

User avatar #135 to #95 - fishandkids
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Without France you would still be speaking ******* English.... wait.
User avatar #96 to #95 - verdernacefaust
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This post was about world war one
User avatar #97 to #96 - UnaOWNED
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I know.

But it was the same in World War 1, too.

Everyone just has the mindset that America takes all the credit and does none of the work, and while from a certain viewpoint, yes, we intervene with our own troops towards the end of the war, but during the beginning, we supplied the allies in both wars with money and troops and vehicles so they 'could' afford to take on the enemies.
User avatar #102 to #97 - chemischemiel
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I really think you shouldn't this so personally, you weren't around during ww1 or 2 so there is no "we", the remark about America taking credit is aimed at the American governement 70 years ago, not at the American citizens in 2014.
User avatar #113 to #97 - leonhardt
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We don't start any **** but we sure as **** finish it.
#100 to #95 - Blasphemer
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"Without us you'd all be speaking German right now and you ******* know it."

No, most of us would be dead.

And without Europe, America would be still throwing **** catapults to the passing planes. I don't really understand that "without us" thingy. You ARE us, Europeans came to 'Murcia with guns and bibles, ****** the locals as far as possible (rape, genocide, the whole package), renamed themselves and now celebrate the day they did it as if it was a ******* achievement to shoot cannonballs at naked natives armed with cocks.

Wanna go deeper? "Without Africa"?
#210 to #100 - justalie **User deleted account**
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He said WWII dip **** not the revolutionary war. No where did he state that we would be where we are without Europe so you basically just came in here throwing random 'facts' at him for no ******* reason and for you ******* information some other country would have inhabited North America Would not be called America obviously and have created what we have not. Also if it was not for Britain, France and other European countries WWI, WWII, and many other wars would have never happened. So shut up and sit down you European **** for Brains.
#217 to #210 - Blasphemer
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Aren't we touchy?

Content was about WWI and this guy decided to talk about WWII, so why can't I mention some other war?

"Also if it was not for Britain, France and other European countries WWI, WWII, and many other wars would have never happened."

That is such an empty statement, wars happened before as well, they only had less people in them, coz, well, there were less people on the planet. Just because a war gets a fancy name doesn't mean it's bloodier then other wars. Newer and technologically enhanced, of course. Bloodier, not really (Mongol conquests, Taiping Rebellion, Russian Civil War, etc).

Stop being such a self centered sensitive cunt, Murican.
User avatar #1 - ranzoray
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Gotta remember that President Wilson was completely against the Treaty of Versailles, but France didn't want another land war on their soil so they went ahead with it anyway to destroy Germany's ability to wage war. A shame really, maybe if they knew what was coming then they would've changed their minds,
#81 - heretics
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#86 to #81 - maxl
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I dont get it why are the allies animals and the axies weapons?
User avatar #98 to #86 - datsheriff
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It's a map from the Leviathan book series by Scott Westerfeld.
User avatar #121 to #81 - whiteusername
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If you don't zoom in, Scandinavia looks like dicks. Really shrivelled dicks.
User avatar #77 - pedobarekiller
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> Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

i laughed all the way to the toilet
#30 - buttholee
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Where's the part where Canada comes in and gets France's hat back from Germany?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vimy_Ridge
User avatar #46 to #30 - failtolawl
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we don't care
#60 to #46 - nativninja
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User avatar #56 to #46 - buttholee
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American, I presume?
User avatar #219 to #56 - failtolawl
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LOOK AT ALL THE APOLOGETIC AND NICE CANADIANS! LELELEHUEEEE
User avatar #220 to #219 - buttholee
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Wow, so I guess you are American then...
User avatar #221 to #220 - failtolawl
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No I am from Djibouti you racist cunt