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User avatar #19 - thenecromouser (03/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
and what about the A-bomb??
#21 to #20 - thenecromouser (03/11/2014) [-]
and this is where i stop and go to bed...
and this is where i stop and go to bed...
#2 - bobthedilder (03/10/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Things you should Google:
U.S. Neutrality
Zimmerman note
Lusitania
How do I fist myself?
User avatar #37 - perform (03/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
America's the bartender and gets tired of the **** near the end.
#34 - mrmcput (03/11/2014) [+] (11 replies)
You forgot the part where Germany punches America for backing Britain and France despite not being in the fight, and the tries to convince Mexico to attack America.
#76 - worldofwarcraftdog (03/11/2014) [-]
>rolls up sleeve looks at France and punches belgium
#95 - UnaOWNED (03/11/2014) [+] (26 replies)
>America takes the credit

Alright.

I wonder how World War 2 would have gone without any help from America? No ground forces. No Navy. No guns that we gave the UK, or any of the other allies, and not to mention none of the tanks or planes we built for the UK.

Without us you'd all be speaking German right now and you ******* know it.
#100 to #95 - Blasphemer (03/11/2014) [-]
"Without us you'd all be speaking German right now and you ******* know it."

No, most of us would be dead.

And without Europe, America would be still throwing **** catapults to the passing planes. I don't really understand that "without us" thingy. You ARE us, Europeans came to 'Murcia with guns and bibles, ****** the locals as far as possible (rape, genocide, the whole package), renamed themselves and now celebrate the day they did it as if it was a ******* achievement to shoot cannonballs at naked natives armed with cocks.

Wanna go deeper? "Without Africa"?
User avatar #1 - ranzoray (03/10/2014) [-]
Gotta remember that President Wilson was completely against the Treaty of Versailles, but France didn't want another land war on their soil so they went ahead with it anyway to destroy Germany's ability to wage war. A shame really, maybe if they knew what was coming then they would've changed their minds,
#81 - heretics (03/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #77 - pedobarekiller (03/11/2014) [-]
> Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.

i laughed all the way to the toilet
#30 - buttholee (03/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Where's the part where Canada comes in and gets France's hat back from Germany?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vimy_Ridge
User avatar #62 - I Am Monkey (03/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Colin Quin did a bit like this about the War In Iraq.
All the countries are in a bar
America is hanging out with its allies
Iraq, Iran and North Korea are sitting in the corner talking ****
England tells America that Iraq is saying he could take him
Says Iraq brought a gun
Everyone gets their friends and goes out back for a showdown
America accuses Iraq of having a gun, Iraq says no
America wants to search him, Iraq says **** you
Iraq dares America to hit him
Someone yells "hit him!"
America knocks him out
Everyone goes "look what you did, you ****** him up"
America says "Let me just grab the gun"
"I bet it's in his jacket, no his pants, maybe in his sock. **** "
" **** it, he was an asshole anyway"


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Colin Quinn - America vs Iraq
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#12 - MrDeadiron has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #16 to #12 - xxbutthurtxx (03/10/2014) [-]
You are a special kind of retard.
User avatar #150 - hueyfreeman (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You skipped the part where America pulled out a handgun and shot Japan twice in the stomach
User avatar #152 to #150 - exd (03/11/2014) [-]
ARE YOU ALL THAT UNEDUCATED THAT YOU LACK THE KNOWLEDGE BETWEEN THE FIRST AND THE SECOND WORLD WAR???
#176 - killerblue (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#88 - noonesperfect (03/11/2014) [-]
God ******* damnit Italy
User avatar #87 - AztecJew (03/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
alright, let's keep it rolling: Spain has been busy beating itself up in the corner anyway, the timing just happened to coincide. No one really remembers what portugal was doing. Mexico, like his father, is doing pretty much the same thing but with boats. Japan tries to go sit with Canada but Canada politely refuses so Japan has to sit with India till everyones done fighting. Africa probably wasnt allowed in the pub since it was 1914.
User avatar #33 - betta (03/11/2014) [-]
*raises hand*

Uh, which parts of this will be on the test?
User avatar #64 - iamcanadian (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like how Canada isnt mentioned at all in this.
User avatar #91 to #64 - blesstheinternet (03/11/2014) [-]
we're too busy apologizing to the bartender for the whole situation and assuring him that we will help clean up the mess.
#70 - swedenusa (03/11/2014) [-]
other version
#39 - TurtleOnItsBack (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I think other countries think we think we did more than we actually did in WW1
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