World's Armies Comp. Enjoy!.. US Navy here... The guy OP put for the "Actual USA" is wearing german cammies... get your straight op Military come funny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#29 - nevergetsdubs
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US Navy here...
The guy OP put for the "Actual USA" is wearing ******* german cammies...
get your **** straight op
User avatar #43 to #29 - leojxxitenah
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Cammies?? You sound like a grandmother. "Oh sweety, your cammies were dirty with blood and sweat, so I put them in the wash."
User avatar #85 to #43 - zaphster
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Camouflage uniform. Cammies for short.
#96 to #85 - anon id: d365ea24
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Wouldn't it be "camo" for short?
User avatar #153 to #96 - zaphster
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I'm in the military. We call them cammies.
#176 to #153 - anon id: 79b7c8e1
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Marine here. Cammies.
User avatar #86 to #85 - leojxxitenah
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Thanks Sherlock.
#92 to #86 - anon id: efc6fc66
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Just being a regular bitch today huh?
User avatar #109 to #92 - leojxxitenah
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Well my first comment wasn't suppose to be mean and everyone thumbed it down, so I figured I'm the guy everyone needs to hate today.
#30 to #29 - Taintstabber [OP]
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User avatar #67 to #29 - turdburgalar
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Google image "fat military",3rd row is the picture.
#50 to #29 - nightstar
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I feel like the scale of that carrier is all sorts of wrong...
#63 to #29 - turdburgalar
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#164 to #29 - blackmanrollipolli
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User avatar #203 to #29 - lolmonade
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Don't worry guy, we don't dare to hurt your 'murican's
User avatar #233 to #29 - metalmind
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He looks like a supply officer to me.
User avatar #234 to #29 - pabloenis
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fag
#245 to #29 - anon id: 85785f8a
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******* glorious
User avatar #281 to #29 - zahnrad
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/k/ pls
User avatar #282 to #281 - nevergetsdubs
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lol no,not much of a shooter,i'm an engie,
im qualified on shotgun/m4/m16 and pistols
but i only own a glock 23
#166 to #29 - blackmanrollipolli
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Fellow sailor here, what do you do I'm the navy
User avatar #247 to #166 - nevergetsdubs
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Submariner nuclear engie
#317 to #247 - blackmanrollipolli
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That's awesome, they don't let just anybody on nuclear submarines. Must be a pretty smart dude. Hooyah!
User avatar #321 to #317 - nevergetsdubs
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just good at math and science, not a genius or anything
#150 to #29 - disasterbater
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glad someone caught that before i had to lay down the ******* hammer. thanks.
User avatar #134 to #29 - geiner
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Are you an expert in gorilla warfare
User avatar #195 to #134 - tsacrepus
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pretty sure being in the Navy means being on a ******* ship

unless he's a navy SEAL
User avatar #227 to #195 - HashMap
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And who said there can't be no gorillas on warships?
User avatar #228 to #227 - eanirae
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Who said that there can't be no gorillas on ships
Who said that there cannot be no gorillas on ships
Who said that there can be gorillas on ships

Holy ****, I can't get this grammar.
#231 to #228 - anon id: 4a86dc01
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It's an accepted colloquialism in a good majority of southern american states and is often used to imply redneck-ness
User avatar #232 to #231 - eanirae
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Rednecks need to step up their grammar. Seriously, it hurts my eyes when I read double, triple, quadra or penta negatives.
User avatar #252 to #232 - HashMap
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Funny thing is that I ain't no redneck. I'm from Poland. I'm a redneck in my heart though.
User avatar #254 to #252 - eanirae
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It's not about the redneck are you. It's about the redneck in your heart. All I could think of.
#318 to #252 - blackmanrollipolli
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Alabama native reporting in, I can confirm, this is proper southern grammar... Y'all. He ain't said nuthin rong, ya damn yankees
User avatar #250 to #195 - nevergetsdubs
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or sub yes, just a few rates like Hospital Corpmen that go Fleet Marine Force and Seabees serve in middle east with marine battalions
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#76 - nothingbutfail
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Stephen Harper. What a guy.
User avatar #84 to #76 - teoberry
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Better than the greasy **** riding off daddy's coattails. The only reason they'd win is because of BC and their potheads.
User avatar #110 to #76 - gammajk
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What if Chechen terrorists bomb our hockey match vs Russia at the Olympics and we declare war on Chechnya?
#101 to #76 - pavenater
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There for when Russia and North Korea finally snap and start a land invasion on North America.
#147 to #101 - imgood
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Differenece between Russia and North Korea: Russia isn't stupid enough to start a war with two of the most powerful and influential countries in the world (and Mexico I guess)without some powerful alliances.
User avatar #171 to #147 - awesomescorpion
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Well, NK has China...
User avatar #198 to #171 - monkeysniper
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Yeah but here's the thing, China really doesn't want war with the U.S. for a few reasons. First, it would be a costly and bloody war for both sides. Second, do you know just how much damn money China is milking us for? We're a big cash cow to them and they want to keep that going.
User avatar #202 to #198 - jakols
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China OWNS over half of the U.S. economy at this point.
the U.S. is in MAJOR debt to China after the Stock-marked collapse
The "Dollar" grew weaker to the "Renminbi",
ergo, The U.S. pulled the shorter straw after the collapse and ended up in debt

So for China to invade the U.S. if requested by N.K., would be like shooting off your right foot because you stomped your left toe....
User avatar #77 to #76 - mcknyte
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Canada doesn't start wars.

Canada finishes wars.
#145 to #77 - themassivefail
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#146 to #145 - themassivefail
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#148 to #146 - themassivefail
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Canada doesn't start wars anywhere because the true spirit of Canada is everywhere.

A mythological ideal
#79 to #77 - nothingbutfail
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i like you
#246 to #77 - skiskate
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And they apologize for it
And they apologize for it
#267 to #77 - chromefile
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Comment Picture
#274 to #267 - anon id: bdbe0928
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Canada has been involved in most major conflicts in small, or large, capacities since the 1800's. We don't start wars, we HELP finish them.
#286 to #77 - frantasium
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Taken serious or not, this statement is so true. The things the Canadians did behind the scenes during WWII saved so many allied lives (and destroyed enemies'). Even just the role they played in helping transport vital supplies to the U.K was magnificent. Don't listen to 'Murica, Canada, you're a cool guy. Sassily Informed Gay Friend out.
Taken serious or not, this statement is so true. The things the Canadians did behind the scenes during WWII saved so many allied lives (and destroyed enemies'). Even just the role they played in helping transport vital supplies to the U.K was magnificent. Don't listen to 'Murica, Canada, you're a cool guy. Sassily Informed Gay Friend out.
User avatar #1 - iamnuff
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i like the way Russia's is just Putin himself with a rifle.
#256 to #1 - lewisrobilliard **User deleted account**
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me too
User avatar #51 to #1 - greenstrongworld
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No that's Russia's army with a rifle.
User avatar #111 to #1 - magickarcher
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Maybe he's just Putin himself out there.
#4 to #1 - alkassim
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Yes, and thats terrifying enough
User avatar #19 to #1 - threeeighteen
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If global politics were settled by our leaders having a beat down, we'd all be speaking Russian and using dashcams.
User avatar #31 to #19 - grapefruity
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And we would respect north korea even less...
User avatar #32 to #31 - threeeighteen
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Wouldn't that mean it'll have negative respect from the world?
User avatar #21 to #19 - iamnuff
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heh, it's the dashcam comment that really sold that.
User avatar #16 - tangentialrex
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>"USA"
>Pic of soldier wearing German Flecktarn
#20 - sirfistalot
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putin ftw
User avatar #284 to #20 - dwarfman
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>Implying he's nothing more than a blowhard
>Implying anything Russia has done since 45 has been successful
#290 to #284 - anon id: 9a161856
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implying you know anything about russia
User avatar #295 to #290 - dwarfman
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Oh I don't? Let's just hit on two major points:

>Afghanistan
>USSR is nonexistent

Some more?

>Failed occupation of George
>Highest AIDS rate in the western world
>Dominated by energy barons and foreign companies
>Still believe medieval beliefs about gays

What has Putin done aside from post pictures to impress neckbeards? He's a nobody.
#299 to #295 - anon id: 9a161856
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also not how the "somethings" you know about Russia are not "were the first in space", "made the biggest nuke" and etc

claiming Russia has failed everything since 45 is absolutely absurd.
User avatar #300 to #299 - dwarfman
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Tsar bomba, and they were pioneers in space flight. I can give credit where it's due, but as a nation they're a pack of idiots. Don't know why they're worshiped today.
#306 to #300 - anon id: 9a161856
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I feel the same way for the US
User avatar #309 to #306 - dwarfman
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Back to the point: Putin is a douche.

>Fraudulent election
>Spat on his allies
>Started **** with NATO for political gain
>Tried to control Ukraine (They have made it clear they do not like Russia still)
>Stirred up **** against the gays and reverted their thinking back to the 1800s.

Most opinions of him being a badass is from his propaganda. Again, blowhard.
#312 to #309 - anon id: 9a161856
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and what allies did Putin spit on exactly? He stood by his allies in Syria. Started **** with NATO? Russia is not the one building missile sites near its border and training an "imaginary enemy" right next to Russia. Stirring up **** about gays is way over exaggerated, its nto good but its better than during soviet times, control Ukraine, look who's talking, America is trying to assert control all over the middle east
User avatar #307 to #306 - dwarfman
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We have the track record to back up our talk. Despite economic collapse our allies stood by us. Russia's threw them out the second they got the chance. Eurotrash never studies their history, just hates on "the man".
#296 to #295 - anon id: 9a161856
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>US failed afghanistan aswell
>Communism was not a good idea

>did not try to occupy Georgia you dumbass, just North Ossetia
>western world? since when did Russia become west
>so is the US, so is most of the other countries with a high abundancy of natural resources
>alot of countries do, since its Russia they get the spotlight for it, meanwhile people get the death sentence for it in Uganda
Please sir, go **** yourself
Sincerly,
Anon
User avatar #297 to #296 - dwarfman
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Russia has been considered part of the western world since Peter the Great you annon peasent! How did we fail in Afghanistan? Our mission was to find the bastards that did us wrong, last I checked they're dead. They went in at the behest of their socialist government to keep them in power, they failed. Go worship the false hero known as Putin. He's a wanna be Stalin that knows how to sway the internet.
#302 to #297 - anon id: 9a161856
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Peter the Great westernised Russia, yet that didnt last, now East west does not mean 1st world or 3rd world, it simply shows which side the country is on, China Russia Iran and etc East and US UK and etc West.

You found your bastard, yet you stayed, do you really think the US sent an entire army to find 1 guy? it was to "remove the taliban and restore freedom" or the usual excuse for grabbing up as much resources as possible.

Wanna be Stalin? Im not even gonna bother with this one... you sir are so incredibly stupid it pains me to read further.
User avatar #303 to #302 - dwarfman
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One bastard. Right. Thousands of dead, terrorist, bastards.
#305 to #303 - anon id: 9a161856
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and 10 thousand more, just waiting for the US to leave and take back and return Afghanistan to the exact same spot they were 13 years ago
User avatar #308 to #305 - dwarfman
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Good for them. We need to concern ourselves with our problems not every problem of every third world country hipsters love.
User avatar #94 to #20 - thrakerzad
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long live Putin may his enemies and the homosexuals burn forever.
#27 - thesoulless
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It's Canada's navy that you really have to worry about.

pic related
#55 to #27 - whyunofeellucky
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Shocker to tards who actually believe that the Canadian military is harmless and incompetent, but our soldiers fought and sacrificed far more than America's sorry ass in WWI, and our Prime Minister sent Canadians to go and die for oil just like they do.
I am sure they're many people who know far more than me, but you just know there are going to be idiots who genuinely think our army are glorified mounties.
User avatar #66 to #55 - thesoulless
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I've heard that our spec ops groups are are a force to be reckoned with
User avatar #82 to #55 - oosime
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no one actually thinks that, its just a joke. notice how every country has at least one negative joke about them.
#251 to #55 - baim
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plot twist: this guy isn't canadian, if he was he would have said 'sorry' at least twice in his post
#160 to #55 - anon id: 2047e0ad
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...It's a joke... calm down, buddy.
#115 to #55 - anon id: cba973d4
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it's a joke, not a dick, so stop taking it so hard.
#100 to #55 - anon id: efc6fc66
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America's sorry ass. Feel like there's some blind hatred in there.
#70 to #55 - anon id: 50e11db5
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This guy's got his **** together.
#316 to #27 - anon id: b67e2967
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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #80 to #27 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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aboot*
#41 - vladstronsy
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We have transcended beyond this outstanding international Dick Comparison contest.
We spend money on healthcare and infrastructure and **** of that variety.
User avatar #158 to #41 - YoursTruley
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you actually buy a **** ton of war weapons ....like jets for example
User avatar #287 to #41 - frantasium
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Canada are also the largest exporter of apologies in the world.
#46 to #41 - anon id: 42809ef3
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Canada is able to do that because largely the US covers defense for the upper parts of North America (because **** mexico.) Canada's plan had the UK fell in WW2 was literally just letting the US take over.
User avatar #289 to #46 - gatorade
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What lucky sons of bitches. Don't need to spend money on a defense budget because you have a big brother.
User avatar #44 to #41 - Sabre
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And still have some of the most hardcore warriors on the planet.
User avatar #45 to #41 - leojxxitenah
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Also, making maple syrup.
#48 - junkiejunkmcjunk
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Iceland
User avatar #52 to #48 - reican
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they turned to the berserkers? shame on them.
#149 - muffintime
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C'mon that's our Air force... This is our army. (Canadian)
User avatar #156 to #149 - UnforgivingOne
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sorry
User avatar #2 - silverpikachu
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Sorry, but I'm Canadian and thought this was funny.
User avatar #5 to #2 - oldemordi
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Why would you say sorry?

oh wait
User avatar #6 to #5 - silverpikachu
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Sorry, you're right...
User avatar #7 to #6 - oldemordi
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Hey, I've always wondered how your army is (size and power mainly and which wars you fougt in) since canada never goes into the history books, sadly :/
At least here in norway, where we basically suck the dick of the mighty 'murica
User avatar #8 to #7 - silverpikachu
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Well, we were the ally's stormtroopers. Our army got the nickname after taking the mortar-worn mud-bath that was passchendale, for one, as well as we basically invented the frigate-class vessel that countered the German U-boats. That is a couple of contributions to historic battles that I remember. (school project). I guess you were refering to current status though.... huh?

Though mainly peacekeepers, we have also participated in the recent wars within the middle-east.
Here's a link that may help: www.veterans.gc.ca/eng/remembrance/history/canadian-forces
#9 to #8 - oldemordi
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Thanks fellow fj'er c:
User avatar #58 to #8 - pocketstooheavy
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How did you NOT mention Vimmy?
User avatar #118 to #8 - nitsuan
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Nice to hear a little something about our Canadian allies.
User avatar #138 to #118 - aptorian
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in WW1 we were also notorious for shooting incompetent (allies) generals in the back cause they "aided the enemy" also retaking Belgium and creating the creeping barrage

Bonus point : saved the Americans/ Brits on D-day (we assaulted the Nazi force from there exposed rear flank after the Canadian broke through on Juno beach)