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scrump has yet been elected president
erepublik an majorty senate and house have decided to name him long
in the white house awaiting his coronet: on
Everyone is there to see the occasion
will leaders from Europe Trump and Putin hug and all relations are fixed
pledges allegiance to him
leaders and leaders there. vow to end conflicts
decides to end ' i
steps down as supreme leader and opens up North Home
will sanctions on Cuba end
cartels publicly bum all their drugs and stud helping lhe
hses its seasons
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world currenlty the frump's' Alar. is announced
zaeter. y citizen of the world gets a free ARLIE. all wars and comes and due to armed citizenry
free. market economies boom and the poverty line disappears
homelessness Pyi,
kimrong. rants go home because everywhere is safe now
rasies settle dawn and create posistion in the middle of lurkity. who allow it
redgaurds set up their own state to the applause of turkish uracil. and swan goverments
coronation about to begin
rump walks on stage. waves. then walks right back off
Naively "iv; on stage and takes the not
3 appears behind him
r" t' m pleased to announce the teases of Half Lie 3. to release in three days for free to eberyone."
applause
peace
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#7 - lolerbot (10/04/2015) [-]
A man can dream...
#8 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
Votes for Sanders anyways...
#14 to #8 - priestoftheoldones (10/05/2015) [-]
Bernie "I know nothing about economics" Sanders
User avatar #4 - hiskoninshi (10/04/2015) [-]
> Australia fixes it's seasons

How do they need fixing? The name tells you literally everything you need to know.
User avatar #5 to #4 - patrickandgoldie ONLINE (10/04/2015) [-]
because our seasons are opposite to the northern hemisphere, summer here is winter there
User avatar #6 to #5 - hiskoninshi (10/04/2015) [-]
I thought he was talking about the whole wet season/ dry season vs s/a/w/s
#2 - burytia (10/04/2015) [-]
that was beautiful

tbh i dont see trump doing it, he'll sell usa out to the corporations
#13 to #2 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
Breh. American textbooks make it abundantly clear that the CIA and the government in general have been serving not only general American interests, but American business interests. Fine examples can be found with any U.S. involvement in South America in the twentieth century. Ain't **** gonna change with the election of a president - any president.
User avatar #15 to #13 - burytia (10/05/2015) [-]
yeah but while other politicians are just puppets to corporations... trump IS a corporate... he wont be a puppet dancing to someone elses tune he'll be making his own tune and making it lucrative for himself and his business partners
#17 to #15 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
Most presidents have been corporate, breh. Johnson made a fortune off of the war in Vietnam through his wife's ownership of a large portion of stock in Bell Helicopters. You could say he made a living and a killing off that war. President LBJ also made fortunes off of other business ventures. President John F. Kennedy also was wealthy as all hell. The list goes on. Trump's nothing new.
User avatar #18 to #17 - burytia (10/06/2015) [-]
well others were just puppets to the corporates or had business dealings with them.... trump is one of the guys who'd normally be a corporate puppetmaster but instead of controlling someone to cut him some slack in big business if he becomes president he can do it himself
User avatar #11 - crudscarr (10/05/2015) [-]
I really doubt he will become president. I don't see him doing a lot of good to be honest. The dude is kind of nuts and the people that are backing him are not the greatest people. I mean hell the dude wants to build a ******* wall. That is some insane **** right there. Anybody else will be better. I really don't care about election season till next year. Pretty much is just a circus right now. There might be a universe out there where this might happen if multiple universe exist.
#12 to #11 - anon (10/05/2015) [-]
...but half life 3
User avatar #16 to #12 - crudscarr (10/05/2015) [-]
Nobody could get Gabe Newel to release Half Life 3.
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