Working with baby turtles…

#3 - ridivey

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(05/08/2014)[-]

at first glance I thought they were spiders

#31 to #3 - hybridxproject

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(05/09/2014)[-]

dark souls is full of nope

#46 to #31 - lordpancake

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(05/09/2014)[-]

I love dark souls gifs. I've quite more of them than I should have.

#81 to #46 - arstya

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(05/09/2014)[-]

#105 to #81 - lordpancake

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Bad quality, but gold none the less.

#111 to #105 - arstya

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(05/10/2014)[-]

Meanwhile, back at the hall of- oh wait a minute...

#112 to #111 - lordpancake

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(05/10/2014)[-]

#113 to #112 - arstya

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(05/10/2014)[-]

#114 to #113 - lordpancake

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(05/10/2014)[-]

#115 to #114 - arstya

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(05/10/2014)[-]

Aw, it likes you!

#116 to #115 - lordpancake

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(05/10/2014)[-]

So does this guy

#117 to #116 - arstya

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(05/10/2014)[-]

God damn giantdads...

#37 to #3 - antisocialtwilight

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(05/09/2014)[-]

If that was the case, you really would never leave...because, y'know, you'd be dead.

#25 to #3 - imofcnotharveydent

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(05/08/2014)[-]

me 2

#5 - nightmarecorpse

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(05/08/2014)[-]

HFW anyone asks "how was work?"

#29 to #5 - lininop

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(05/08/2014)[-]

Well played.

#50 to #5 - anonefgthree

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Explain this please?

#52 to #50 - graenko

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(05/09/2014)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

#12 - gtfomylawnbish

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(05/08/2014)[-]

Because minimum wage is great.

#13 to #12 - hyeroshi

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(05/08/2014)[-]

Minimum turtles though.

#26 to #13 - leonhardt#87 on commentsRank#87

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(05/08/2014)[-]

Don't you mean maximum turtles?

#33 to #26 - priestoftheoldones

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(05/09/2014)[-]

MAXIMUM TURTLES!!

#32 to #26 - hewhoepicfails

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(05/09/2014)[-]

You can never have enough turtles.

#30 - Viacom

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(05/09/2014)[-]

It's illegal and/or frowned upon to pick up newborn sea turtles, but I've always wanted to grab an armful and give them a first class ride to the water before the predators have a chance to take out half of them.

#65 to #30 - lotengo#107 on commentsRank#107

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Let them make the trip on their own whilr you fight off the predators

#103 to #65 - commontroll

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(05/09/2014)[-]

For real. Just **** up all those seagulls and crabs man. **** 'em up real good.

#100 to #65 - anon id: 252382a0

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(05/09/2014)[-]

We are the guardians of the turtles. We shall not fall till every last one of them makes it to the great ocean, their great home. We shall provide them a chance to make a life for them self.

We will protect.

#86 to #30 - iseewhatididthere

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(05/09/2014)[-]

why

#6 - hightechlowlife

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(05/08/2014)[-]

Then you step on one.

#95 to #6 - neokun

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(05/09/2014)[-]

The water underneath ur feet will probably swoosh it right out under your foot.

#96 to #95 - anon id: 0e82cdee

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(05/09/2014)[-]

wrong.

#97 to #96 - neokun

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Just kidding oh well.

#8 - sgrave

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(05/08/2014)[-]

I own a couple of those, and they absolutely ******* **** EVERYWHERE.
still worth it cause they're cute as ****.

#15 to #8 - zoologyexplain

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(05/08/2014)[-]

Where do you live that you can own a couple of 6ft, 700lb endangered sea turtles?
Or did you mean a couple of turtles of a completely different genus/species?
Big difference.

#75 to #15 - sgrave

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(05/09/2014)[-]

I meant to say that I won a couple of aquatic turtles, they have gotten pretty big over the years., but no that big.
I should have said that in the original post.

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(05/08/2014)[-]

I agree. You are quite the faggot.

#16 to #15 - capslockrage

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(05/08/2014)[-]

You're a faggot.

#18 to #16 - zoologyexplain

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(05/08/2014)[-]

> Sees picture of hyena
> "Oh I have a couple of those"
> actually owns chihuahua

#19 to #18 - capslockrage

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(05/08/2014)[-]

As if most turtles aren't very similar

>sees picture of Pomeranian/chihuahua (pomchi)
>oh I have one of those
>has a Pomeranian

#21 to #19 - zoologyexplain

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(05/08/2014)[-]

You've just described something so similar that it shares the same species.
Green Sea Turtle
Order: Testudines
Family: Cheloniidae
Genus: Chelonia
Species: mydas

Red-Eared Slider (most common pet turtle)
Order: Testudines
Family: Emydidae
Genus: Trachemys
Species: T. scripta
Subspecies: elegans

They don't even share the same family. Testudines include tortoises.
That is exactly like saying a dog is very similar to a cat and can therefore call a dog a cat. Both belong the the order carnivora, so close enough, right?

#70 to #21 - capslockrage

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Who the **** cares? he has turtles, and those are turtles

#67 to #21 - lotengo#107 on commentsRank#107

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Dog are superior over cats tho

ill just leave, ignore me.

#71 to #67 - capslockrage

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Cats are much better

#76 to #67 - sgrave

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(05/09/2014)[-]

I also have a cat and a dog, and you should see their faces when I let the turtle walk around the house.

#35 - carbohydrates

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(05/09/2014)[-]

And then you drop one...

#44 to #35 - lordpancake

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#56 to #44 - khrystalmeth

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(05/09/2014)[-]

"**** YOU SUN"

#89 to #35 - gaytard

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(05/09/2014)[-]

KERSPLATCH!

''oops''

#73 - Lukanator

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Brushie brushie. :3

#4 - flamingbananas

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(05/08/2014)[-]

except for a job of working with kittens

#10 to #4 - fuckscreennames

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(05/08/2014)[-]

baby turtle > kittens. always.

#17 to #10 - capslockrage

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(05/08/2014)[-]

naaa

#11 to #10 - anon id: 4559300b

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(05/08/2014)[-]

they are probably equal

#84 to #4 - DahColeTrain

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Trust me, it's not as great as you might think it would be. I've actually had the opportunity to work with kittens at an animal shelter, and the only way I could do it was cleaning cat crap and vomit out of cages daily. Wasn't the best of experiences. In short, working with kittens is fun, cleaning cat crap is not.

#38 - kaycie

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(05/09/2014)[-]

#39 to #38 - turretbuddy

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Is that real?

Fan edit?

#40 to #39 - baitdoesnttalkback

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(05/09/2014)[-]

its from the new nickelodeon turtle show. they get all kawaii. not like that abortion movie coming out that is ugly and stupid and **** everyone i hate michael bay

#41 to #40 - turretbuddy

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Link me? is there a sauce to the clip?

#42 to #41 - kaycie

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 "Of Rats and Men" Season 2, Episode 12

20:19
in the show, you mutate into the last thing you touched, the cat last touched ice cream so.. yeah.
that's why the turtles are humanoid (from splinter), and splinter turned into a rat that brushed past him

Its a good show, anime-esque like teen titans was. Beast Boy is Mikey.
and I thing the voices are chipmunk'd a litle

#43 to #42 - turretbuddy

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(05/09/2014)[-]

Only the kids' voices are chipmunked I found. But goddamn that makes the show unwatchable for me.

pretty good when they're off screen tho

#45 to #43 - kaycie

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(05/09/2014)[-]

no Its the whole thing.
Its not like that all the time, I think the user just did that to avoid copyright or something.

#47 to #45 - turretbuddy

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(05/09/2014)[-]

GR8! I'll prob watch if I have time then