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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - ridivey
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at first glance I thought they were spiders
at first glance I thought they were spiders
#25 to #3 - imofcnotharveydent
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me 2
me 2
User avatar #37 to #3 - antisocialtwilight
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If that was the case, you really would never leave...because, y'know, you'd be dead.
#31 to #3 - hybridxproject
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dark souls is full of nope
dark souls is full of nope
#46 to #31 - lordpancake
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I love dark souls gifs. I've quite more of them than I should have.
I love dark souls gifs. I've quite more of them than I should have.
#81 to #46 - arstya
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#105 to #81 - lordpancake
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Bad quality, but gold none the less.
Bad quality, but gold none the less.
#111 to #105 - arstya
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Meanwhile, back at the hall of- oh wait a minute...
Meanwhile, back at the hall of- oh wait a minute...
#112 to #111 - lordpancake
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#113 to #112 - arstya
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#114 to #113 - lordpancake
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#115 to #114 - arstya
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Aw, it likes you!
Aw, it likes you!
#116 to #115 - lordpancake
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So does this guy
So does this guy
#117 to #116 - arstya
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God damn giantdads...
God damn giantdads...
#5 - nightmarecorpse
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HFW anyone asks "how was work?"
User avatar #50 to #5 - anonefgthree
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Explain this please?
User avatar #52 to #50 - graenko
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User avatar #29 to #5 - lininop
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Well played.
#12 - gtfomylawnbish
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Because minimum wage is great.
User avatar #13 to #12 - hyeroshi
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Minimum turtles though.
User avatar #26 to #13 - leonhardt
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Don't you mean maximum turtles?
#33 to #26 - priestoftheoldones
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MAXIMUM TURTLES!!
User avatar #32 to #26 - hewhoepicfails
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You can never have enough turtles.
#30 - Viacom
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It's illegal and/or frowned upon to pick up newborn sea turtles, but I've always wanted to grab an armful and give them a first class ride to the water before the predators have a chance to take out half of them.
User avatar #86 to #30 - iseewhatididthere
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why
User avatar #65 to #30 - lotengo
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Let them make the trip on their own whilr you fight off the predators
User avatar #103 to #65 - commontroll
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For real. Just **** up all those seagulls and crabs man. **** 'em up real good.
#100 to #65 - anon id: 252382a0
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We are the guardians of the turtles. We shall not fall till every last one of them makes it to the great ocean, their great home. We shall provide them a chance to make a life for them self.

We will protect.
User avatar #6 - hightechlowlife
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Then you step on one.
User avatar #95 to #6 - neokun
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The water underneath ur feet will probably swoosh it right out under your foot.
#96 to #95 - anon id: 0e82cdee
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wrong.
#97 to #96 - neokun
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Just kidding oh well.
User avatar #8 - sgrave
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I own a couple of those, and they absolutely ******* **** EVERYWHERE.
still worth it cause they're cute as ****.
User avatar #15 to #8 - zoologyexplain
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Where do you live that you can own a couple of 6ft, 700lb endangered sea turtles?
Or did you mean a couple of turtles of a completely different genus/species?
Big difference.
User avatar #75 to #15 - sgrave
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I meant to say that I won a couple of aquatic turtles, they have gotten pretty big over the years., but no that big.
I should have said that in the original post.
#27 to #15 - anon id: cee86faa
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I agree. You are quite the faggot.
User avatar #16 to #15 - capslockrage
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You're a faggot.
User avatar #18 to #16 - zoologyexplain
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> Sees picture of hyena
> "Oh I have a couple of those"
> actually owns chihuahua


User avatar #19 to #18 - capslockrage
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As if most turtles aren't very similar

>sees picture of Pomeranian/chihuahua (pomchi)
>oh I have one of those
>has a Pomeranian
User avatar #21 to #19 - zoologyexplain
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You've just described something so similar that it shares the same species.
Green Sea Turtle
Order: Testudines
Family: Cheloniidae
Genus: Chelonia
Species: mydas

Red-Eared Slider (most common pet turtle)
Order: Testudines
Family: Emydidae
Genus: Trachemys
Species: T. scripta
Subspecies: elegans

They don't even share the same family. Testudines include tortoises.
That is exactly like saying a dog is very similar to a cat and can therefore call a dog a cat. Both belong the the order carnivora, so close enough, right?
User avatar #70 to #21 - capslockrage
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Who the **** cares? he has turtles, and those are turtles
User avatar #67 to #21 - lotengo
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Dog are superior over cats tho


ill just leave, ignore me.
User avatar #71 to #67 - capslockrage
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Cats are much better
User avatar #76 to #67 - sgrave
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I also have a cat and a dog, and you should see their faces when I let the turtle walk around the house.
#35 - carbohydrates
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And then you drop one...
User avatar #89 to #35 - gaytard
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KERSPLATCH!

''oops''
#44 to #35 - lordpancake
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User avatar #56 to #44 - khrystalmeth
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"**** YOU SUN"
#73 - Lukanator
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Brushie brushie. :3
Brushie brushie. :3
User avatar #4 - flamingbananas
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except for a job of working with kittens
#84 to #4 - DahColeTrain
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Trust me, it's not as great as you might think it would be. I've actually had the opportunity to work with kittens at an animal shelter, and the only way I could do it was cleaning cat crap and vomit out of cages daily. Wasn't the best of experiences. In short, working with kittens is fun, cleaning cat crap is not.
Trust me, it's not as great as you might think it would be. I've actually had the opportunity to work with kittens at an animal shelter, and the only way I could do it was cleaning cat crap and vomit out of cages daily. Wasn't the best of experiences. In short, working with kittens is fun, cleaning cat crap is not.
User avatar #10 to #4 - fuckscreennames
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baby turtle > kittens. always.
User avatar #17 to #10 - capslockrage
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naaa
#11 to #10 - anon id: 4559300b
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they are probably equal
#38 - kaycie
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User avatar #39 to #38 - turretbuddy
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Is that real?

Fan edit?
#40 to #39 - baitdoesnttalkback
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its from the new nickelodeon turtle show. they get all kawaii. not like that abortion movie coming out that is ugly and stupid and **** everyone i hate michael bay
User avatar #41 to #40 - turretbuddy
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Link me? is there a sauce to the clip?
User avatar #42 to #41 - kaycie
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 "Of Rats and Men" Season 2, Episode 12
20:19
in the show, you mutate into the last thing you touched, the cat last touched ice cream so.. yeah.
that's why the turtles are humanoid (from splinter), and splinter turned into a rat that brushed past him

Its a good show, anime-esque like teen titans was. Beast Boy is Mikey.
and I thing the voices are chipmunk'd a litle
User avatar #43 to #42 - turretbuddy
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Only the kids' voices are chipmunked I found. But goddamn that makes the show unwatchable for me.

pretty good when they're off screen tho
User avatar #45 to #43 - kaycie
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no Its the whole thing.
Its not like that all the time, I think the user just did that to avoid copyright or something.
User avatar #47 to #45 - turretbuddy
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GR8! I'll prob watch if I have time then
#48 to #47 - kaycie
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I recommend it, it's cute
I recommend it, it's cute
#54 to #48 - pokelova
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#78 to #54 - leonhardt
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"I am on my way!"   
*Hangs up*   
*Looks dramatic*   
*Sits down and meditates*
"I am on my way!"
*Hangs up*
*Looks dramatic*
*Sits down and meditates*