Working Retail. To anyone who hasn't worked retail, actually does get like this sometimes. Yeah there's some good people too, but damn, these people.. BIT I Irr
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To anyone who hasn't worked retail, **** actually does get like this sometimes. Yeah there's some good people too, but damn, **** these people.

BIT I Irr' hrl' lit THE BAR TI BE HEW
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Submitted: 07/19/2014
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#7 - DeathKnight (07/19/2014) [-]
Season 12, Episode 17: Simpson Safari
Season 12, Episode 17: Simpson Safari
#1 - zukabazuka (07/19/2014) [+] (22 replies)
In Sweden we don't have baggers, you put your own stuff in the bags you buy. Or you order online and have it delivered to the door.
User avatar #4 to #1 - augusmarlie ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
unfortunatly the USA is to big to have grocery delivery in most places. It only works in europe because most of your countries are the same size as our states.
#2 - Womens Study Major (07/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
sad but true.
Customer:"Put all my stuff in one bag"
ME: Ok. Place bread to one side whilst bagging
C: "Just put it in with everything else!"
ME: Don't want your bread to get squashed madam
C:"Just put it in with everything else!"
ME: Ok

Next day
C: "i want to return this bread its all squashed."
User avatar #38 to #2 - crimsonsunshine (07/20/2014) [-]
you should've killed her with the bread
#30 - dflash (07/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>Be Me, 21, Work at Walgreens
>Customer brings up $50 worth of merch
>Ring up phone card
>"Just so you know, this is non-refundable"
>He says "If it doesn't work, I'm bringing it back here"
>"You can't, that's why I'm telling you now, sir."
>Guy just walks out
>Have to wait 5 minutes for manager to void transaction because Walgreen grunts can't.

tl;dr: You can only work retail if you have the patience of a buddhist monk
User avatar #10 - myaccountisnew (07/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Just finished my second day as a cashier at Walmart. Hasn't been that bad. Everyone's been pretty patient with me so far, even when I screw up.
#52 - puut (07/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I once had a woman that asked me if two plus two really equalled four since she wasn't sure... I got a complaint from her two minutes later for looking at her like she was a ******* idiot.

Gotta love Starbucks
#48 - amou the azn (07/20/2014) [+] (10 replies)
**amou the azn rolls 820,703,747**

Anyone who says "the customer's always right" has never worked in retail or tech support.
User avatar #32 - enigmaticspirit (07/20/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Today:
"Yesterday I got a sandwich and I asked for no cheese, but you people still put cheese on it."
"...Well, we're terribly sorry about that ma'am."
"And I asked for red peppers and you added banana peppers."
"...We only have one kind of pepper ma'am, and they're red."
"It was too spicy."
" *containing urge to break the phone* "Let me get you on the phone with our general manager."

Today was so ****** , I was not in the mood to put up with her **** . Normally I would listen to it and still be polite, but today was easily the worst day I have had at that place. If yesterday you got cheese on your sandwich, then yesterday you should have taken the cheese off your ******* sandwich.
User avatar #29 - popcorncolonel (07/20/2014) [-]
Also, **** the environment, your reusable bags are annoying as ****
User avatar #28 - popcorncolonel (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
today a customer had marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate. Me being an idiot tried to make conversation. "Gonna have smores?" and then they looked at me like I touched them inappropriately and said "no..." like sorry for trying to make this transaction a little more interesting you bitch.
I love people, but I hate customers
#67 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
**** yeah, Retail Robin.
#47 - dir (07/20/2014) [-]
You can't rely on people to bag their groceries because they end up clogging the whole lane and slow down business.
You can't rely on people to bag their groceries because they end up clogging the whole lane and slow down business.
#45 - roxasbaby ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Made me think of this
#70 - megayoming (07/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
rusle high jobs   
   
Fastfood, IT,  Im one of the many IT faggots  Retail, and Assistant work   
   
Fast food= Plz land wail plz go home i dont want to be intimidated by your 						*******					 Heavy breathing   
   
IT= I dont care that i dont understand it just do it the way i say it   
   
Retail= Sheckels and 						*******					   
   
Assistants need health care ill tell you what
rusle high jobs

Fastfood, IT, Im one of the many IT faggots Retail, and Assistant work

Fast food= Plz land wail plz go home i dont want to be intimidated by your ******* Heavy breathing

IT= I dont care that i dont understand it just do it the way i say it

Retail= Sheckels and *******

Assistants need health care ill tell you what
User avatar #62 - thunderkrux (07/20/2014) [-]
I hate food customers sometimes but for the most part they are alright as long as you are working in the kitchen. If you are a server or work in one of those kitchens for all to see. it's not so good.

I hope I'm not the only one but I'm not ashamed to say. I hate special orders. And I don't mean, like no tomato or extra tomato or allergen related orders. I'm talking about the ************* who want to **** up my ticket times because they want their order to be the most special ************* thing in the whole damn restaurant. But most of the times it's not even the customers, it's the servers at some restaurants who don't know how to ring **** in. Like Fries with cheese no cheese. Or steak burger no steak no onion american instead of pepperjack. So they just want a regular cheesebuger no onion. Sure let's charge them more no reason. One time I got an order for grilled cheese no cheese, I'm like " ***** that's toast" and they just responded with, "Oh I didn't know how to ring that in."

Or another time the same server kept ringing in stiuff we were out of. And everytime they came back we told them over and over again until finally she asked "Are you out of it, or do you just not have any?"
#61 - devron (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**devron rolled image**
I'm a chef and we frequently get requests for rare steaks but with no blood in them... its impossible to stop that juice drip until at least medium.
Last month on breaks fast sift someone ordered some medium poached eggs and sent them back saying they wanted them more cooked but a more runny yolk...
User avatar #105 - tommytwobyfour (07/20/2014) [-]
All you future grocery cashiers will find out that these people are real and they're out there.
#103 - Womens Study Major (07/20/2014) [-]
The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) Somewhat related.
#99 - greenbatman (07/20/2014) [-]
And you know what the worst thing is? If you defend yourself against an arsehole customer, YOU'RE the one that gets in trouble! That's ******* bull **** !!
#92 - Womens Study Major (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** that made me lol
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