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Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell

 
So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass customers, there an equal amount of Stupid-Ass Employees.

Enjoy you glorious sluts.

Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell. So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass

When I told him that it says "Warning Extremely Hot on the side" he shouted at me saying "SO YOU EXPECT ME TO READ?"


Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell. So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass

Before you ask, I wasn't there but my friends told me about it and I saw the security footage. One of the other chiefs managed to restrain him and he was sectioned later that week.


Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell. So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass

I didn't have to clean it thankfully.


Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell. So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass

It was literally because he didn't like him. The manager constantly complained about his job sucking and not paying enough. He didn't last long.


Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell. So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass

This Guy. This god damn guy. Smoke Breaks every god damn half an hour. Even when he was the only manager on shift. He would also sit in the office all shift and do no work. I once caught him watching porn on his phone and all he said was "Bro you gotta see this, it's sick"


Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell. So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass

Straight up moron trying to get a free meal. Manager ended up showing him CCTV of him doing it.


Work Escapades Pt. 7 : Fast Food Hell. So. Here we are. Back onto Fast Food / McDonalds again. I'd like to point out that even though these focus on Stupid-Ass

This was in the "Drive-Thru" and has to be one of the scariest moments of my life as this guy looked genuinely serious. With the whole greased up, muddy in a ripped tank top and missing teeth, I thought he may try and stick me in a hole while making me apply lotion to my skin. Had to call the police. Didn't hear if anything happened from it.

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User avatar #1 - Blackizzle [OP](05/26/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #14 - ablakguy (05/27/2015) [-]
All of these job comps and I just got notified I got a cashier job. Working retail won be that bad r-right?
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User avatar #92 to #14 - arreatface (05/27/2015) [-]
post stories fagget
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User avatar #93 to #14 - dasbrot (05/27/2015) [-]
Tell us about it in a comp once you quit.
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#60 to #14 - dawggz (05/27/2015) [-]
Leave me something nice before you go, tho.
Leave me something nice before you go, tho.
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#82 to #14 - ranoche (05/27/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA hahahaha hahaha ....no source: gas station cashier here
HAHAHAHAHA hahahaha hahaha ....no
source: gas station cashier here
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#17 to #14 - banjaxed (05/27/2015) [-]
Aren't you precious.
Aren't you precious.
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#15 to #14 - mattdoggy (05/27/2015) [-]
We'll miss you ablakguy
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#16 - mattdoggy (05/27/2015) [-]
To anyone who has never worked retail and doesn't think it'd be that bad
just imagine the worst socially inept, rude, and annoying person possible. Then make them twice as bad to the point where you feel like you might gouge your eyes out so you won't have to see them. Then imagine several dozen of these people coming in a continuous stream every hour for 8 hours straight in some kind of "what can i do to annoy the cashier more" contest
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#91 to #16 - doblade ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
You know what's worse? Workin' the floor and someone takin' **** out on you when you don't have something in stock. You just want to beat their heads in with the hardest object you can find.

Also when they pick something up. Don't take it and place it near where they picked it up. You just look at them like.
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User avatar #142 to #91 - AnomynousUser (05/27/2015) [-]
"Why don't they have any marshmallows, dad?" a 5ish year old boy asked his dad.
"Because the stock boys here are too lazy and stupid to do their jobs." his father replied... with me stocking shelves one aisle over... at a Dollar General the day after the truck came in... near the end of the summer (when s'mores are very popular)...

Yeah, I'm definitely not going to miss any of this **** after I get my engineering degree...

Also, I pretty much stared the father down as I went to get the next box to stock, and he didn't even bat an eye. ******* redneck trash...
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User avatar #100 to #16 - romdomcom (05/27/2015) [-]
Try a call centre. Imagine what you're describing but every second person calls you a cunt.
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#126 to #16 - firesky (05/27/2015) [-]
I'm working at customer service. Imagine the register sending the most annoying candidates to you if them or someone in the shop ****** up because they don't want to put up with that **** .
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#146 to #16 - ablakguy (07/08/2015) [-]
>Yesterday
>Some old Mexican lady is buying a small amount of some expensive stuff
>Tell her her total
>"The total is wrong, you overcharged me"
>Look on the screen and and see that all of the items are scanned and everything is right but she insists I am wrong.
>This happens for about maybe 2 minutes
>Look at the line and see there are 8 people
>8 ******* people came out of nowhere in 2 minutes and im the only one on register
>mfw
>Call up my backups and start to have a mini panic attack
>Manager comes over and tries to deal with it
>Apparently old lady couldnt figure out that you can scorll on the card terminal to see the rest of your purchases yet cant figure out she purchased more than 3 items
>After the whole ordeal my manager tells me to stay till 11PM because the online orientation tests I had to do are due tomorrow(today)
>I told him I thought I had another week
>He said "Nope. They didnt bother putting the date on the ones you had to do asap."
>therideneverends.jpg
>Get home and take a melatonin tablet
>Have bad dream and I started trying to frantically look for barcode on my pillow
>wake up at 4AM to some crazy bitch banging on my door saying one of us keyed her car

I dont even know when Im getting paid.
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User avatar #32 to #16 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
I'm surprised by how many people try to get a refund on a half eaten ice cream cone.
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#25 to #16 - ablakguy (05/27/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#21 - silverangelwolf (05/27/2015) [-]
When I work at wendy's "I want a salad please"
"Sure which would you like?"
"No I just want a piece of lettuce and a fried chickens."
I had no idea how to ring it up, but it came to 1.04
He turn back and said.
"Have to eat healthy, Doctors orders" and walk out.
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User avatar #66 - kibbleking (05/27/2015) [-]
I ******* hate gypsies.
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#118 to #66 - nlglet (05/27/2015) [-]
He me to bro
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#139 to #66 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
Romani (genuine) gypsies, I don't really mind. Irish 'travellers' are worse than leeches.
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User avatar #20 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
I hate how hot coffee is served. If I'm ordering something, it shouldn't injure me when I get it.

You should have to ask for the scalding lava coffee, it shouldn't be the default option.
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#52 to #20 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
what about hot sizzling platters
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User avatar #53 to #52 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
I haven't an experience with hot sizzling platters. Not entirely sure what you're referring to.
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#54 to #53 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
those metal plates on boards they set in front of you and it's all sizzling and deliciousness and the plate is lava
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User avatar #55 to #54 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
How is the plate hotter than the food?
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User avatar #75 to #55 - formidablebunny (05/27/2015) [-]
Not sure if bait... The plate is as hot as Satan's piss, it keeps the food warm, and also makes it more exciting when it comes to your table. Pretty common in Indian restaurants where I live.
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#81 to #20 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
I'm sorry you are to retarded to drink coffee. Please let your social worker take care of it instead of messing things up for the rest of us.
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#128 to #20 - firesky (05/27/2015) [-]
A certain temperature is mandatory for the taste of coffee. Which means if you want a coffee made with lower temperature it most likely will taste like **** .
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#133 to #20 - asmodeu (05/27/2015) [-]
Honestly, I agree with you.
Most of the times the cup is too thin and I'll get my fingers burnt with coffee to go. I normally ask the them to put cold milk in it, if they have some. It blends better with the coffee than milk cream anyway.
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User avatar #29 to #20 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
I think a normal person just assumes their hot coffee is going to be hot.
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User avatar #31 to #29 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Of course, because that's how people serve it. That doesn't mean it's the most rational way to do it.

Most people expect a pedophile to molest children as well.
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User avatar #33 to #31 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
Well, yeah... They do, that's what makes them pedophiles...
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User avatar #34 to #33 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Tradition doesn't make a practice right.

If you ordered a hamburger and it was so hot it burned your mouth, you would be pissed - and rightly so.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
A hamburger isn't coffee.
I'd be pissed off if I got a cold hamburger.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
What innate quality does coffee have over a hamburger that makes it okay to serve in a state that is immediately unusable?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
Cuz it's coffee. People expect it to be hot, because it's coffee.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
That explanation is the equivalent of "because my mom says so." It means nothing. You failed to justify coffee being served at scalding temperatures.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
Hey, burn yourself then. Be one of those idiots who attempts to sue a company cuz they couldn't use common sense. I don't really care.
Though I'd find one that doesn't put the warning about it being hot on their cups, would hurt your case.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Common sense: knowing the item you purchased shall injure you if you don't wait to use it.

Imagine someone gave your grandmother a cup of tea that said "warning: will explode" on the side, and then it explodes and kills her. That doesn't make it okay for someone to explode your dear granny, nor does it make it any more rational for your grandmother to be expected to read her tea for injury warnings.
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User avatar #42 to #40 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
You should probably drink iced coffee.
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User avatar #44 to #42 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Maybe if iced coffee was cold enough to give frostbite to anyone who tries to drink it, you wouldn't mock it so.
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#41 to #40 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
Are you actually arguing against having common sense?
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User avatar #43 to #41 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
I am arguing that assuming a beverage will hurt you if you attempt to drink it is not common sense. It is absurd.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
Hey dude, coffee usually served pretty hot. Just so you know.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Hey dude, foster homes are usually abusive. Just so you know.


Injurous coffee being traditional does not make it reasonable
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User avatar #47 to #46 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
At this point, I don't think you know what reasonable is.
I mean, you can't even grasp the concept that something that you might need to let your coffee cool for a few minutes before you chug it.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
You need to let your coffee cool because it is served too hot.

If coffee was not served too hot, you would not have to let it cool.

If you need your coffee to wait to be consumed, and retain its heat longer, you should have to request the dangerously hot beverage yourself.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
you're really into this
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User avatar #51 to #49 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Yes. Forget everything you know about the coffee industry as it stands today, and imagine creating a brand new business that serves hot drinks. The idea to serve it at a temperature that would burn your customers is absurd.
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#57 to #51 - phisk (05/27/2015) [-]
The thing is that coffee has to be brought to a boil to be made, and it's made and served in five seconds. That fact and the fact that liquids in closed containers retain their heat very well are labeled under "common sense". Try pressing a burger patty that got off the grill five seconds ago against your tongue, then come back to me about rationality, and how that would piss you off, as opposed to you being retarded.

Do you yell at your own coffee maker at home for making the coffee too hot as well? Do you blame your saucepan for making it impossible to eat that freshly boiled pasta with your hands?
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User avatar #58 to #57 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Do you stick your cup directly under the spout as the coffee brews, or do you have a pot under there first? By the time the coffee gets into the pot and you pour yourself a cup, enough heat has dispersed that it's no longer the ilk of magma.
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#132 to #34 - nickypickle (05/27/2015) [-]
I wouldn't order an ice cream melted on a plate for me to lick it off.
stores serve what they serve from what they did years ago. traditionally, with food expected to what the general consensus deems it to be. also, they shouldn't conform to what your little nitpicky attitude wants each food to taste like, hot or cold. unless, of course, you... ask for it?
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User avatar #28 to #20 - youngneil ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
You can't just wait 5 minutes?
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User avatar #30 to #28 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
If I want coffee in 5 minutes, I'll order the coffee in 5 minutes.

If I want to take the coffee somewhere before I drink it, it would make sense that that would be something I inform the coffee maker so they can prepare it at an above safe temperature - rather than them assuming that.
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User avatar #77 to #20 - formidablebunny (05/27/2015) [-]
Optimal coffee brewing temperature is near around 95C 200ish F (I'm calculating in my head, so please excuse me if I'm a bit off (I think), which will ******* burn your mouth, anything above 60 C 140F can induce a nasty burn in a matter of seconds.
You need to brew the coffee at that temperature if you want the coffee to infuse properly, otherwise it tastes like **** . Heat also helps the flavour intensify, and gets more out of the coffee.
If you want it cooler, you could ask for cold water to be added after it's brewed, but make sure it's before the milk is added; I wouldn't recommend this, as I personally think it degrades the flavour a bit, or chill your milk! I used to drink coffee with milk ice cubes, they melt very quickly, but reduce the temp a bit faster too.

Bottom line; Coffee is served hot, because a hot brew tastes better than a cold one, and some people object to having cold water poured in their beverage.
www.ncausa.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageID=71 Brewing guide, this one is actually quite nice.
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#23 to #20 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
How about you take a little test sip before you just slam it down your throat, you **** nut.
I hope your coffee is always to hot or too cold.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - demandsgayversion (05/27/2015) [-]
Or you could refrain from selling me a product that is purposely in a state that would injure me upon use.
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#26 to #24 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
I also hope someone spits in it 50% of the time.
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User avatar #50 to #26 - loonquawl (05/27/2015) [-]
After chatting with him for a bit, I'd totally spit in his coffee.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Blackizzle [OP](05/26/2015) [-]
It's nice to see you back again I missed you
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#5 to #4 - coffinsalesman (05/26/2015) [-]
Why do you miss me?

>pic related
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#10 to #5 - Blackizzle [OP](05/26/2015) [-]
Cuz you posted that pic on my first Work Escapade and it made my day

> Pic Related
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#12 to #10 - coffinsalesman (05/27/2015) [-]
I cannot find this image you speak of. Link?
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#67 - rejakted (05/27/2015) [-]
Y'all nighas need satan.
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#97 - stely (05/27/2015) [-]
last one
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#61 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
gypsies should all be rounded up and executed, they are the scum of the earth
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User avatar #13 - theezachulator (05/27/2015) [-]
best thing that happend when i worked fast food is while we were opening on day i watched the cops circle the building next to ours and 2 guys in cowboy hats and underwear jumped out of the trash bins and booked it 1 got tackled into the wall. review security cameras later to show some coworkers, and found out they stoled our newspaper for some reason
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User avatar #19 to #13 - mymommasallama (05/27/2015) [-]
"for some reason"
meth. thats all you need to know
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#104 - nemula (05/27/2015) [-]
There are gypsies in america?
how the hell did the get there?
i may sound stupid, but its a serious question
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User avatar #134 to #104 - asmodeu (05/27/2015) [-]
It is never assumed that all the stories are from the same person and that they are all from the US. And the gypsy story did mention a fake 20 pound bill, so it could be from the UK.
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User avatar #106 to #104 - plazmaflare (05/27/2015) [-]
The Bering Strait.
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User avatar #108 to #104 - Blackizzle [OP](05/27/2015) [-]
I'm English, why does everyone assume I'm American :/
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User avatar #136 to #108 - nemula (05/27/2015) [-]
sry, misread the pound as dollar bill
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User avatar #138 to #136 - Blackizzle [OP](05/27/2015) [-]
no worries bruh
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#79 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
I've been the manager at a fast food place and I have cut the hours of employees. Had nothing to do with if I liked them or not. I had a store to run and If they are a crappy worker I'm better of without them. Why have them standing around doing nothing when they can go home and do nothing and lower my labor cost. Trust me the manager has more crap to deal with then "if he likes someone or not." If he doesn't like them it's because of they are a crappy worker.
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User avatar #83 to #79 - Blackizzle [OP](05/27/2015) [-]
I didn't go into detail as to why this manager was a particular cunt. But I shall for your sake. Here are a list of reasons:

> Always Turned up Late
> Never took responsibility for his slip-up's
> Constantly an ass to everyone, every minute of every day
> When speaking to him he would look away from you and sigh like an arrogant cunt as if he was too good for you
> Constantly bitched about how he hated the job, how it was too easy and it wasn't worthy of him "Then why are you working here and not for a bank or something? You're the failure here you dumbass"
> Reason he cut my friends Hours was because he made a formal complaint about his attitude
> Didn't work in the cooking / kitchen areas because he didn't think it worthy of him or as he put it "I am above that". He Wouldn't even put fries in the bloody boxes.
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#94 to #83 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
This is why place should never right out hire a manager, but should move up the current employees.
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#65 - blademontane (05/27/2015) [-]
"So you expect me to read?"
"No Mr. Customer, I expect you to die!"
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#109 - zionsype (05/27/2015) [-]
Only read the first too
Can already tell none of this happened
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User avatar #113 to #109 - drpenguinz (05/27/2015) [-]
**** like that actually happens^^
if it didnt happen to him, im sure it happened already to someone else
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User avatar #114 to #113 - zionsype (05/27/2015) [-]
No, no one who is so ******* crazy that they try to deep fry their arms would ever pass a job interview.
And no one EVER actually says "You expect me to read"
These are things that only happen in movies.
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User avatar #115 to #114 - drpenguinz (05/27/2015) [-]
worked at mcdonalds once
little children buyin stuff for like 20 euros
we serve them
2 mins later, walrus mother came back in
we gave them medium instead of a large portion of fries, by accident
walrus goin ham, claiming we did this because the children wouldnt notice
manager comes around, not goin to chill the situation down...shouts back at her till she shuts up....just before he is going to call the police walrus takes their children and goes

people are gross and weird
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User avatar #117 to #115 - zionsype (05/27/2015) [-]
That sounds like something that would happen.
But she didn't say "YOU EXPECT ME TO READ" like a ******* childrens cartoon.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - drpenguinz (05/27/2015) [-]
im believin him
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saw enough retarded people already to believe that
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User avatar #120 to #119 - zionsype (05/27/2015) [-]
There are retarded people, but the thing about retards is they like to think they're smart, that's why no one says things like "You expect me to read?"
Also, once again, anyone who's so crazy they'd try to deep fry their ******* arms would NOT pass a job interview.
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User avatar #124 to #120 - Blackizzle [OP](05/27/2015) [-]
Guy was a huge druggy, dad commited suicide a month or 2 before. Do you think he would go off the deep end? Believe me or not if you want. Thats not why I post.
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User avatar #125 to #124 - zionsype (05/27/2015) [-]
"Do you think he would go off the deep end?"
More like the deep fryer
AMIRITE?
Ahahaha, okay
still ********
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User avatar #127 to #125 - Blackizzle [OP](05/27/2015) [-]
That's fine, everyone is entitled to an opinion Except Tumblr
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User avatar #116 to #115 - drpenguinz (05/27/2015) [-]
her children*
there honestly should be an edit option man
its annoying
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User avatar #137 to #109 - pwnagraphy (05/27/2015) [-]
You've never worked fast food as a kid it seems
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User avatar #143 to #137 - zionsype (05/28/2015) [-]
"worked fast food as a kid it seems"
Child labor is illegal, so no
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User avatar #111 to #109 - Blackizzle [OP](05/27/2015) [-]
Okay.
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#144 - funnyhat (05/29/2015) [-]
where im from if you call a dumbass on his scam and he threatens to break your legs with an axe, you just threaten to burn his house down while his family is still in it
then he starts threathing your relatives, then you threaten to call your squad. You are both dead serious and at the end you end up with a couple of dead bodies.
The goal is to have the lowest body count from your side.
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User avatar #145 to #144 - Blackizzle [OP](05/29/2015) [-]
IRL Team Deathmatch
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User avatar #135 - hattheifbatman (05/27/2015) [-]
why do they make it so hot i need to wait untill it hardens into rock?
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#131 - impulsechallenges (05/27/2015) [-]
I am a manager at McDonalds in Canada BC, and I can only say that this **** only happens in america. I have, not once had to deal with stupidity like this in my so far, one year of employement.
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