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Submitted: 07/30/2014
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#12 - fikusekkk (07/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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I like how everybody is trying to write without mistakes in the comments.
#27 - demonfish (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #2 - scandinavianpedo (07/31/2014) [+] (14 replies)
then there is me, a Norwegian dyslectic with dyslectic parents, writing English, a language i never really learnt in school.

i am still better at writing English then Norwegian trough.
needless to say, language has never really been my forte
#21 - thatonesmartdude (07/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
One thing that drives me crazy is that people keep using commas where they aren't even close to necessary.

Example: "I hate it when, people use commas unnecessarily."
You don't need a comma after "when" in that sentence!
"I paused there, so I need a comma."
No you ******* don't! You do not need a comma every time you pause in a sentence.

This is where I would list every proper use for a comma, but there are far too many for the attention span of the average FJ user. Therefore, I shall simply post a link for those who care: grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm
User avatar #23 to #21 - cousin (07/31/2014) [-]
Most people on the internet are out of shape. Myself included.
So they need to take, a breath, every other, word.
So it kind of sounds correct in their head.
#53 - ordinator (07/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Dumping my Weird Al gifs
Dumping my Weird Al gifs
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Weird Al - Mandatory Fun - Full Album From Weird Al Yankovic's new album Mandatory Fun. His first #1 album too, if I remember correctly.
#19 - 4chan refugee (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I care here for funny **** , not cancer.
User avatar #28 to #19 - carnivoreapples (07/31/2014) [-]
you are at the wrong address here for funny **** , we only have funny junk here
#146 - Indoknight (07/31/2014) [-]
To all the foreigners who have made an effort learn how to be literate in the English Language:  I'm so proud!
To all the foreigners who have made an effort learn how to be literate in the English Language: I'm so proud!
#38 - valygomu ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I learned english with porn websites and youtubers so I think I can make some mistakes without hearing a ******* parody of an over played song thanks
#40 to #38 - micekill (07/31/2014) [-]
i learned english with badly pirated yu gi oh cards that had broken "engrish" and later by reading manga
#65 - saltyfries (07/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
So lemme get this straight, I post the youtube version, and I get -2 thumbs giving credit of course as it's not my work obviously , you post it WebM style and you're on frontpage... I don't get how this website works at times
www.funnyjunk.com/A+Grammar+Nazi+s+Dream/youtube/5222506/
#67 to #65 - creepyfapper (07/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry bro. We have a way of being lazy enough not to press the play button, thus it gets thumbed down.
#29 - 4chan refugee (07/31/2014) [-]
back in the good old days people downvoted automatically starting videos into oblivion.
pepperidgefarm.jpg
User avatar #34 - elmilius ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>You should never write words as numbers, unless you're seven, or your name is Prince.
Daaaaaaamn son shots fired
User avatar #52 - ScottP (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
People didn't thumb up youtube videos, but turn them into a gif hybrid and everyone thumbs them up
User avatar #63 to #52 - hadrian (07/31/2014) [-]
The difference of having to click something or not. Never underestimate the power of laziness.
#15 - arkanios (07/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Heh.
#160 - prohibullion (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"cunning linguist"
"cunning linguist"
User avatar #91 - languagexplain (07/31/2014) [+] (45 replies)
"I could care less." and "15 items or less" are perfectly acceptable phrases.
User avatar #110 to #91 - masdercheef (07/31/2014) [-]
"I could care less" is technically a grammatically acceptable phrase, but nobody ever uses it correctly.
#88 - kves (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

brace you're selves red sea ahead
#127 - 4chan refugee (07/31/2014) [-]
m@n, 1 l0v3 yankov1k. Hi5 vids alw@y5 3nt3rta1n m3. S0me p30p7e sh0uld ta4e th1s v1de0 s3r10usly.   
   
By 7he way, 1'm 7 y3ar 0ld princ3.
m@n, 1 l0v3 yankov1k. Hi5 vids alw@y5 3nt3rta1n m3. S0me p30p7e sh0uld ta4e th1s v1de0 s3r10usly.

By 7he way, 1'm 7 y3ar 0ld princ3.
#41 - thefifthdoctor (07/31/2014) [-]
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#115 - kristernorge (07/31/2014) [-]
WHERES THE GODDAMNED NAKED CHICKS?!

iknowiknow its a parody, calm your tits
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