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El: Today, I went dawn an my basment fer the first time. My went straight be hell and I
managed he accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He mid all his friends about it, and I' m apparently now
as . PML
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43 |: pregnants On / at 1: - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States hit?
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Submitted: 07/23/2014
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#3 - funnygrim (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**funnygrim rolled image** "woody" woodpecker
#5 to #3 - ignislel (07/24/2014) [-]
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#2 - robocopftw ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It was all fun and games until I thought of an actual woodpecker on my dick
all im saying is that beak's kinda sharp
#7 - shreddednation (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This is a joke. Not trying to offend OP much just trying to make some light hearted humor here
User avatar #10 to #7 - killerlily (07/24/2014) [-]
Explaining yourself kinda ruined it, dude
User avatar #6 - foxlift (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds like your boyfriend is a great person.
#12 to #9 - foxlift (07/24/2014) [-]
Calling a woman woodpecker because she accidently missed the dick 2 inches from her mouth on her first blowjob? Is that really that hilarious?

I have no problem with sharing the stories, if there is anything to share. But this post is just a drunk frat boy joke. I can picture how the conversation developed:

"SO MAN, CHECK THIS OUT... THE DUMB BITCH WENT DOWN ON ME, (IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN LOL) AND THEN... SHE HIT HER NOSE ON MY SCHLONG LELOLEOLLOEOOLL CAN U BELIEVE IT? LOL ******* BLONDE WOODPECKER AMIRITE GUYS??? LOLOL!"
#19 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
try this!
User avatar #18 - YUSEIWHAT (07/24/2014) [-]
Better than being dick slapped :l
#16 - walalalabangbang (07/24/2014) [-]
**walalalabangbang rolled image** What actually happened
#8 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
sounds like something a tumblr user would write
User avatar #4 - enigmaticspirit (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe don't suck a dude's dick who would go around and tell everyone of his friends about it? You know, like someone who makes good decisions?
#1 - madamekawaii (07/24/2014) [-]
Woodpecker
Woodpecker
#17 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
*******					 reposts
******* reposts
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