Wonderful /b/. . in the earwigs old friend stops to pump seme gas cigarette in ash tray we chillin in car finishes a ' We ' A back in car starts driving Knotice Wonderful /b/ in the earwigs old friend stops to pump seme gas cigarette ash tray we chillin car finishes a ' We A back starts driving Knotice
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in the earwigs old friend
stops to pump seme gas
cigarette in ash tray
we chillin in car
finishes
a ' We ' A back in car starts driving
Knotice smells a little like gas
drops en her arm
lights up
sshe freaks the fuck out
es the car onto a lawn
out screaming fer help
Potarts running a we
fucking sheets her
her right in front of me
hours of questioning we mite do
Hm confused as fuck
Bitch shouldnt have been waving firearms at the cops.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - snakefire
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(10/21/2013) [-]
I really hope this isn't true.

If anyone expects me to believe this I want a news article. There has to be a news article if it happened.
User avatar #13 to #2 - royrogersmcfreely
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I live here in Portland and watch the news quite a bit and haven't heard about this. Btw you ever visit Portland ,voodoo donuts is where to go!
User avatar #48 to #13 - tittylovin
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(10/22/2013) [-]
I am Portland and can confirm voodoo donuts is the best.
User avatar #71 to #48 - royrogersmcfreely
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(10/22/2013) [-]
bacon maple bars sound amazing right now.
#42 to #13 - wheredahoodat
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(10/22/2013) [-]
> Man sets himself on fire
> she finishes

The picture isn't actually about that incident.
#6 - teranin
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly! MOOHAHAHAHA
#36 to #6 - staviemagee
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Fool! a quip about a BARTerfly would have been far more delicious.
#3 - kaboomz
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(10/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #54 to #3 - zonryu
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(10/22/2013) [-]
sauce for fire
User avatar #56 to #54 - kaboomz
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Firefighter Fail hueahueaehae
User avatar #57 to #56 - zonryu
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danke
#10 - rakuraimasuta
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User avatar #1 - quitethedelicacy
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(10/21/2013) [-]
Smoking kills.
#55 - kanionis
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(10/22/2013) [-]
"Man Sets Himself On Fire"

"She stops to pump some gas
"She stops to pump"
"She stops"
"She"
#63 to #55 - glesta
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(10/22/2013) [-]
yfw the pic is related, not the actual story itself.
#64 to #63 - kanionis
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(10/22/2013) [-]
ohh...
mfw
#61 - whtkid
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Oh god, please tell me this isn't true
User avatar #68 to #61 - liquidz
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Not quite the same thing... but it has happened several times.

www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57603215/n.c-cop-accused-of-shooting-man-10-times-due-in-court/
User avatar #20 - hellomynameisbill
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(10/22/2013) [-]
waitwaitwait. so a policeman killed someone who was crying out for help. ****** kind of justice system is that?
#39 to #20 - klutzyspy
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(10/22/2013) [-]
She was given FREEDOM from being on fire! MUUURICAAA
#24 to #20 - LewdFlapjack
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(10/22/2013) [-]
If someone was screaming and charging at me on fire id be a bit scared too. that said, id still probably have to presence of mind to reach for the tazer.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - hellomynameisbill
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(10/22/2013) [-]
but she wasn't on fire
#29 to #25 - LewdFlapjack
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(10/22/2013) [-]
the **** do you think "she lights up" means? you think she just got really ****** excited? no you *******, she lit on FIRE ooooohhhhhh, ahhhhhhhh
#31 to #29 - hellomynameisbill
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User avatar #30 to #29 - hellomynameisbill
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(10/22/2013) [-]
op said "**** lights up" in which he was referring to the car smoking.
#32 to #30 - LewdFlapjack
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(10/22/2013) [-]
>Ash drops onto her arm
>**** lights up

You are ****** retarded if you don't come to the conclusion that her arm lit on fire.
User avatar #72 to #32 - redrex
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(10/22/2013) [-]
that can be argued in the same way as something like this

>see a bunch of rotten fruit
>**** smells bad
User avatar #33 to #32 - hellomynameisbill
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(10/22/2013) [-]
In order for her arm to light on fire it would have to be coated in a fuel; ashes would only burn her from the heat but the arm wouldn't blaze.
#65 to #33 - darshian
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Cigarette ash is cold so it wouldn't light anyway. Story is ********.
User avatar #26 to #25 - redrex
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(10/22/2013) [-]
but she was
User avatar #27 to #26 - hellomynameisbill
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(10/22/2013) [-]
op does not say that she was
User avatar #28 to #27 - hellomynameisbill
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(10/22/2013) [-]
the only way she was set ablaze was by bullets
#22 to #20 - huszti
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User avatar #11 - vladhellsing
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Yes, because ash is flammable.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kyrill
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(10/22/2013) [-]
or maybe, just maybe the ash was hot and lit up the gasoline that he smelled on her
User avatar #14 to #12 - vladhellsing
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(10/22/2013) [-]
You need a spark to ignite gas, not heat.
User avatar #15 to #14 - magmon
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Ignorance truly must be bliss. Gasoline containers must be covered because they are known to spontaneously ignite from the heat of a summer garage.
User avatar #16 to #15 - vladhellsing
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Ash from a cigarette isn't gong to ignite gasoline. If the still burning butt landed in it, under the right circumstances, then yes. But ash? No.
User avatar #17 to #16 - magmon
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But who's to say that the writer had a correct interpretation? It could have easily been a coal, or a spark, and the gentleman used the wrong word as a descriptor.
User avatar #18 to #17 - vladhellsing
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Actually this has been tested on Mythbusters, Braniac and a bunch of other sciency shows like that. The old Hollywood trick of flinging a cigarette or match into a trail of gasoline and watching it ignite like a badarse? Doesn't ******* happen. You'd need a sizeable flame and the right conditions to get it to ignite and I doubt that woman would've gotten into the car with an arm covered in gasoline.

TL;DR: OP's story is ********.
User avatar #19 to #18 - magmon
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(10/22/2013) [-]
That's into diluted gasoline, in pool form. This is evaporating fume form soaked into a cloth. THEREFORE. And yes, /b/ is always ********. Welcome to the note at the top of the board.
#50 - anon id: 973e9bfc
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(10/22/2013) [-]
Cigarettes can't ignite gasoline, people.
#69 to #50 - liquidz
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(10/22/2013) [-]
You are right... unless the ******* are lit
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