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#17 - andimac (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm a guy with long hair, it's very curly and I have this exact problem.
User avatar #78 to #17 - itskennyandjosh (12/30/2015) [-]
I've been trying to grow my hair out for awhile now but when i do it only goes into a ******* afro and not down, it sucks, i don't know how i can stop it
User avatar #81 to #78 - erotictentacle (12/30/2015) [-]
Welcome to the club, mate.
We suffer a similar fate, on top of the afro, i can't even let my beard grow out because appearently it makes me look like a pale terrorist...
User avatar #82 to #81 - itskennyandjosh (12/30/2015) [-]
Oh god **** , that must mean my beards gonna look like that I was hoping to get a rocking beard Sometimes i really hate my genes
User avatar #34 to #17 - thepizzadevourer (12/30/2015) [-]
As someone who has relatives with this type of hair, I can confirm it's impossible not to do this to them once in a while.
#57 to #17 - hueduebue (12/30/2015) [-]
Same here bud and i have a girlfriend who absolutely has made it clear shes gonna molest my hair if she can get a hold of it. And i have accepted my fate for that.
#59 to #17 - majestispaceduck (12/30/2015) [-]
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I had long, thick, straight hair, people still messed with it, now i have this.
User avatar #69 to #59 - thenoahgoesree ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
dood nice beard
User avatar #74 to #69 - majestispaceduck (12/30/2015) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #75 to #74 - majestispaceduck (12/30/2015) [-]
It's all kinds of weird in that picture but it's usually all straight down.
User avatar #84 to #59 - cronos (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm about to make the transition from long hair to normal dude hair. I think the last time I got a regular hair cut I was probably like ten years old. The point is it's been a long time, and I hope you don't mind me asking, but what was it like going from long to your new (fantastic) do?
User avatar #152 to #84 - majestispaceduck (12/30/2015) [-]
Honestly, it's pretty nice, if you have a couple hats lying around you can be lazy and no one will know
User avatar #60 to #17 - venegal (12/30/2015) [-]
Do you play the accordion? Just curious...
User avatar #89 to #17 - enlightednatzie (12/30/2015) [-]
Are you jewish?
User avatar #121 to #17 - Sabor (12/30/2015) [-]
Can confirm. My ex had hair like this. I couldn't not do that.
#125 to #121 - nirin ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
is that why he/she/it is your ex now ?
User avatar #49 to #17 - thesinful (12/30/2015) [-]
Likewise. Before I cut it off, mine was about to my shoulder blades (lower back straight) and people constantly touched it. I've decided the most uncomfortable feeling is having a random stranger grab your hair. And you can't even punch them because it's an old woman and people bitch when you do that.
User avatar #159 to #49 - majestispaceduck (12/30/2015) [-]
My straight hair wasn't even shoulder length but i still had strangers touch it, when someone had the courtesy to ask it surprised me but i said yes because they were actually considerate, one of the people who actually asked is my girlfriend now of 2 years.
User avatar #44 to #17 - therealguysips (12/30/2015) [-]
Shoulder length curly hair master race.
#104 to #17 - pistachioofdoom ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
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**pistachioofdoom rolled image**Headbang it into submission.
#61 to #17 - pyroteknyx (12/30/2015) [-]
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I know that feel, people always want to touch my hair. It gets irritating, along with the creepy jokes about scalping me and stealing my hair.
#38 to #17 - ddoggdiggity (12/30/2015) [-]
Glad mine is straight
User avatar #41 to #38 - stickmanz (12/30/2015) [-]
unlike the rest of you
User avatar #54 to #53 - stickmanz (12/30/2015) [-]
the chance was there friend, i hope you understand
#1 - kristovsky (12/29/2015) [-]
furries
#127 to #1 - bohemianblasphemy (12/30/2015) [-]
Everybody needs a foxy lady
User avatar #130 to #127 - stoneshit (12/30/2015) [-]
...No they dont'
User avatar #149 to #130 - crampers (12/30/2015) [-]
ok foxy man then
whatever floats your boat
User avatar #70 to #1 - dungledoo (12/30/2015) [-]
Don't play that **** you know if she's hot the suit only makes dong expand more
User avatar #111 to #70 - kristovsky (12/30/2015) [-]
True, the golden rule is that it's fine when a hot person does it.
#52 to #1 - mrd ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
That is my fetish.
#4 to #1 - towerofpower (12/30/2015) [-]
Call me retarded, but that's kinda cute. I'd hit on her
Call me retarded, but that's kinda cute. I'd hit on her
User avatar #6 to #4 - guitarassassin (12/30/2015) [-]
That's kinda mean. Why would you hit a woman?
#158 to #76 - centaurstesticle (12/30/2015) [-]
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**centaurstesticle rolled image** spank me greg
#62 to #6 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
hit on is a multi-part verb. i know you tried to make a joke but it's not good.
#5 to #4 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
retard.
User avatar #13 to #4 - astraea (12/30/2015) [-]
of ******* course someone on funnyjunk would hit on a ******* drawing.
god damnit fj
User avatar #39 to #4 - ilbacondeity (12/30/2015) [-]
wat you think i've been trying to do for the last hour, m8
User avatar #19 to #4 - blerdegerb (12/30/2015) [-]
"retarded", honestly you're right they're not that bad looking i agree with you
User avatar #48 to #4 - stealingbikes (12/30/2015) [-]
I'd slip her some pills too
User avatar #32 to #1 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Onesies are my fetish.

Even better if they're something cute.
#18 to #1 - elmasoca (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
Later, that day....
#30 to #18 - zanybruh (12/30/2015) [-]
s-sauce?

User avatar #103 to #30 - echsa (12/30/2015) [-]
tomato
User avatar #33 to #30 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Ashe Maree and Little Lotte.

I don't know anything from there, but link us with what you find.
#35 to #33 - zanybruh (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
the majority of the stuff I could find was them doing cute **** .

but here's this : 33.media.tumblr.com/a4349e425d82790078a26ff1371c7084/tumblr_mzdnnlNHjs1rn65wxo2_400.gif

plz no banz addy
User avatar #67 to #35 - arandomanon ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
you spelt "whoring out" wrong
#63 to #35 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
"cute"
User avatar #23 to #18 - zerocalibre (12/30/2015) [-]
I love her silver hair, it's cute.
#24 - sandworm (12/30/2015) [-]
all of us guys on fj can really relate to this
#42 to #24 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Man i hate when i get troubles with my shaved head
User avatar #2 - kristovsky (12/29/2015) [-]
This is good content though
#83 - mankey (12/30/2015) [-]
#73 - einsampibroch ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Looks nice, but ain't this a strictly scaly website?
User avatar #79 to #73 - brokentrucker ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm fine with both.
#22 - elop (12/30/2015) [-]
I can relate to this. and I'm a dude.
#80 to #22 - rousingloki (12/30/2015) [-]
Well it's not realistic at all, girls take those pictures all the time and they don't say "ew..." they instead say "Sexy/Fabulous/Perfect, send that **** straight to facebook/instagram/tumblr"
#68 to #22 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You're a guy and you took selfies? Isn't tumblr the right page for you?
#115 to #22 - nickelakon (12/30/2015) [-]
Same
Pic related
Mfw I take a selfie
User avatar #28 to #22 - carlonord (12/30/2015) [-]
I just dont look at myself
#31 to #28 - tacticalbacon ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I just don't look send help, I'm blind
#97 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Damn, that makeup worked. She got hot in that last panel.
#102 to #97 - galanorth ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Just who do you think you are? This is a strictly scaly website, we do not accept your degeneracy here.
User avatar #117 to #102 - fresighto (12/30/2015) [-]
Deus vult xenos mortis
#77 - mytwocents (12/30/2015) [-]
because there is always a price to pay
#107 - defski (12/30/2015) [-]
A women's problem post that is NOT about sex, breasts, or periods? Whaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #155 to #107 - Whaaaaaaaaa (12/30/2015) [-]
I didn't post **** ..
User avatar #156 to #155 - lapsushominum ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
What're the ******* odds it contains the exact number of a's to summon you...
#114 - improbablyyourdad (12/30/2015) [-]
"When you nut and she keeps suckin"
#151 to #114 - defski (12/30/2015) [-]
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#160 to #151 - improbablyyourdad (12/30/2015) [-]
Hence the quotation marks, **** head.
#106 - trollmobile (12/30/2015) [-]
long haired dude here
the sleeping expectations one.
literaly just don't sleep on top of your hair
pull it behind your head
masterfull paint artwork related
#108 to #106 - trollmobile (12/30/2015) [-]
if you prefer to sleep on your back, pull it up above your head
even if you turn your head during the night, you won't end up with a mouthfull of hair.
masterfull artwork related again.
User avatar #145 to #108 - tellybear (12/30/2015) [-]
You must sleep like Hitler. Hitler's dead.
#71 - midkupficker ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
And every single one is related to vanity and attention whoring...
#88 to #71 - thesoulseeker (12/30/2015) [-]
This ain't vanity, it's just internet withdrawal.
User avatar #94 to #88 - midkupficker ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I thought that for a 'social media addict', what's referred to is social media withdrawal.

web.calstatela.edu/faculty/jgarret/308/24Hours-Unplugged.pdf
#58 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
more like "a person's specific problems"
#29 - gigidygrunt (12/30/2015) [-]
Two words baby, Hair band.
#99 to #29 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Well, I woke up with a monodreadlock after that every single time. And yeah, I use a conditioner. I-I'm a dude Well, it doesn't matter anymore, male pattern baldness did its thing
User avatar #101 to #99 - gigidygrunt (12/30/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear that. P.s. also ima dude and mine reaches my shoulder blades, have yet to bald.
User avatar #50 to #29 - repostforlife (12/30/2015) [-]
depending on the person, it might not work. a friend of mine has SUPER poofy hair, hair bands just snap at trying to hold it all
User avatar #100 to #50 - gigidygrunt (12/30/2015) [-]
Damn poofy hair!
#65 to #29 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
makes a crease in the hair tho
User avatar #87 to #29 - thesoulseeker (12/30/2015) [-]
Or you know.. just git gud and don't move your head while you sleep.
#40 - superwheels (12/30/2015) [-]
All of the photography problems could be solved by not being vain or obsessed with social media
#109 to #40 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Not really I don't post much on my fb I have issues with taken photos of me
#66 to #40 - zmranger ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
So, shall we begin?
User avatar #56 to #40 - cacti ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Could this technically be considered **** if those were woman pepperonis?
#86 - killboy (12/30/2015) [-]
Well. I really like this artstyle. I am a manly masculine man, though. I promise.
User avatar #147 to #86 - scowler (12/30/2015) [-]
I wonder if that guy knows he's a meme. Probably not as okay with it as Zergface was...
#91 to #86 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** I LOVE this art style too, it's realistic and reminds me of old timey kids books.
#10 - Lintutu (12/30/2015) [-]
these are funny, i like these and can relate to some. especially the curly hair one..humidity makes me it's bitch
User avatar #26 to #10 - zerocalibre (12/30/2015) [-]
I have very fine curly hair naturally, and I use to feel like a poodle in humidity. I got it chemically straightened at the salon and it's soooooo much easier to maintain. And I don't look like a ball of fuzz when I wake up. X3

I'll take that any day.
User avatar #51 to #10 - repostforlife (12/30/2015) [-]
my hair is like that too, though it's short it gets SO poofy when it's humid. it sucks.

least it isn't as bad as when it's super dry though
#124 - dofr (12/30/2015) [-]
i really like this, actual points, that is actually funny, and no gearboy elements, i like this.
i really like this, actual points, that is actually funny, and no gearboy elements, i like this.

#150 to #124 - defski (12/30/2015) [-]
I just looked up Gearboy and...
What the **** is this **** .
User avatar #119 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Hoes be here complaining they look bad in a ******* selfie, woman I look bad in real life.
#122 to #119 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Didnt you say once that you were a preOp tranny?
User avatar #123 to #122 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Probably.
#161 to #123 - akirafudo (12/31/2015) [-]
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>implying is not a "full of **** " cry for attention...
User avatar #162 to #161 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Either speak English properly or don't speak it at all.
#163 to #162 - akirafudo (12/31/2015) [-]
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**** you
User avatar #164 to #163 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
How about don't try to insult me next time, okay?
#165 to #164 - akirafudo (12/31/2015) [-]
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How about you go **** Yourself
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