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wimins logic
woman: who would you like to fuck. mile Junie or jessica on
man: fol, i ain' t falling for that
woman‘. " . you can tell me. i won' t be mad, i atomise
man: you prmise it
woman: yea
mam mila Junie
later that night
man: honey, do you want chime or pizza ,
women: what the fuck do i know ? why don' t you ask We Junia 7
for 3 whole weeks
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#11 - I Am Monkey
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The only winning move is not to play
The only winning move is not to play
User avatar #105 to #11 - hilariousrubbish
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or you know
say her
#160 to #11 - tjocksnorris
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or you know, not having a complete bitch as your girlfreind
User avatar #165 to #11 - mcniggertoast
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holy ********* that gif is satisfyingly smooth and hd
User avatar #166 to #11 - karlKroenen
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The only winning move is to give an answer to her ******* question and not put up with any immature ******** that she might respond with. She asks a question, you give an answer. It's not like you're going out every night and ******* Mila Kunis. **** like this enrages me to no end. Nobody deserves a girl who will do this to them, no girl who does this deserves a decent guy.
#12 to #11 - tarnis
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I was called my ex another girls name during sex. Got away with it.
User avatar #23 to #12 - hellomynameisbill
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said Anakin directly before getting three limbs amputated and falling into a shore of lava
User avatar #24 to #23 - tarnis
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Thanks man, id never seen the film before.
User avatar #145 to #24 - furiousmarshmellow
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Good. You don't want to.
User avatar #154 to #145 - andrewtk
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Episode III is actually the 3rd highest rated Star Wars film. Aside from the romance crap, it's probably my personal favorite one. Episode I is the one he needs to stay away from.
User avatar #175 to #24 - collateraldamageco
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If you haven't seen it by now it's your own damn fault
#176 to #175 - tarnis
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Son, its called sarcasm.
User avatar #177 to #176 - collateraldamageco
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I don't think you actually know what sarcasm is
#179 to #177 - tarnis
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Comment Picture
#18 to #12 - Decode
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Take this
Take this
User avatar #14 to #12 - leonhardt
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You wanna take another crack at that sentence?
#20 to #14 - tarnis
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Im gewd
Im gewd
User avatar #137 to #14 - ADTRNinja
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HAHAHAH right? I'm a bit confused..
User avatar #126 to #12 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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Clearly not, seeing as how she's your ex.
User avatar #128 to #126 - tarnis
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We decided to end things when I had to move for a jobby job.
#15 - shadowrated
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i choose meg
i choose meg
#114 to #15 - cortisol
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didnt mila voice meg?
User avatar #131 to #114 - darkdragonswrath
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yea but not some of the early stuff.
#86 to #15 - pacs
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Scrubs Can Elliot swallow her whole fist?
#17 to #15 - shadowrated
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did i just type meg
I mean mila, MILA
#75 to #17 - canhasdrums
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#25 to #17 - mentlgen
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User avatar #30 to #17 - huehuehuepster
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shut up meg
User avatar #22 to #17 - xalenes
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your reaction pic is perfect
User avatar #5 - hasinvadedyou
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This was a legitimate argument i had, except it was 7 years ago and i had admitted to her i think jessica alba is hot, she never let it down. Lesson : don't say **** about **** ever.
#13 to #5 - shadowrated
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>don't say **** about **** ever.   
now we just wait for her to see this comment
>don't say **** about **** ever.
now we just wait for her to see this comment
#7 to #5 - xcoreyx
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Jessica Alba is so hot   
"How could you say that? You should only be attracted to me!"   
Okay sorry   
   
"Chris Hemsworth is so hot"   
How could you say that? You should only be attracted to me!   
"What the hell, I didn't mean anything by it. Way to be a jerk."   
Okay sorry
Jessica Alba is so hot
"How could you say that? You should only be attracted to me!"
Okay sorry

"Chris Hemsworth is so hot"
How could you say that? You should only be attracted to me!
"What the hell, I didn't mean anything by it. Way to be a jerk."
Okay sorry
#34 to #7 - anon id: aa9ad756
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sometimes its good to be a kissless virgin
#180 to #34 - justapubbie
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No it isn't.
User avatar #26 - huszti
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another example of woman logic:

>sister catches me masturbating in my room **** knocking, right?
>sister: "OMG you ******* pervert"
>i catch sister masturbating in MY ROOM
>sister: "OMG you ******* pervert"

wat
#28 to #26 - phalluspalace
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Why didn't you masturbate with her when she was masturbating?
User avatar #29 to #28 - huszti
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i did. i guess that was why she was calling me a pervert.
#31 to #29 - phalluspalace
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Wow she sounds rude. familial bonding isn't rude at all
#32 to #31 - phalluspalace
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familial bonding isn't perverted at all
User avatar #107 to #26 - ssheinrich
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sounds like somekind of weird incest hentai/dousjinshi
#59 to #26 - dross
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Sounds like the start of a low-budget and possibly disturbing erotic porno.
Sounds like the start of a low-budget and possibly disturbing erotic porno.
User avatar #93 to #59 - gravysponge
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cen i habe incest b0ss
#1 - foshizzledizzle
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Rather have Alba.
User avatar #6 to #1 - PenguinsOfMars
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all girls are ugly without makeup dude
#43 to #6 - SoundWave
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not rita ora
User avatar #83 to #43 - derpsenderp
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Rita Ora is like dipped in make-up
#91 to #83 - SoundWave
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you didnt do your homework did you ?
google rita ora without make up
#94 to #91 - derpsenderp
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beautiful
#99 to #94 - SoundWave
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take a picture of anyone in the wrong lighting who just woke up or is jetlagged and youll realize how retarded this picture is.
why didnt you post this pic instead ?
User avatar #178 to #99 - collateraldamageco
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She's alright looking
#182 to #178 - SoundWave
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shes perfect, but to each their own i guess
who do you consider naturally beautiful ?
User avatar #184 to #182 - collateraldamageco
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No one is perfect.
I think Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone are two of the most beautiful women, but I know they aren't flawless
#185 to #184 - SoundWave
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wow, if those two passed by me in the street i wouldnt even turn my head especially if they didnt wear makeup, out tastes really differ
User avatar #186 to #185 - collateraldamageco
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Wouldn't even turn your head? Really? Is this woman like the only thing that you find attractive in this world?
#187 to #186 - SoundWave
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i literally wouldnt look at them twice. for me, personally, emmas eyes are too squinty and her face too small, and amanda just looks like a witch lmao
to me rita IS the prettiest girl out of all the well known singers/actors etc
User avatar #188 to #187 - collateraldamageco
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I don't understand how your standards can be so ridiculously high but at the same time you idolize this woman who even using all that make up and hair dye is like a 7/10 at best
#189 to #188 - SoundWave
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I just dont like that type of girls, they both look the same, they are, to me, literally the same person. just like you say that rita is a 7/10 which i cant fathom, you cant understand how i find these two girls quite literally ugly...
User avatar #192 to #189 - collateraldamageco
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"they are, to me, literally the same person"
Ok, now the other things you said are starting to make more sense
#193 to #192 - SoundWave
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i meant to say they looked very similar, and that i disliked that type. are you seriously going to correct my grammar/wording
User avatar #194 to #193 - collateraldamageco
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I'm not correcting anything
#195 to #194 - SoundWave
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then i do not understand the point of your previous comment
User avatar #196 to #195 - collateraldamageco
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Never mind
#197 to #196 - SoundWave
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i sad they looked very similar and if i saw either of them at night in an alley i would punch them in the throat.
they look scary
User avatar #103 to #99 - derpsenderp
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Taking a picture of someone in the right lightning and posing aswell. aDURR
#108 to #103 - SoundWave
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are you a ******* idiot
so if i take a picture of anyone in the right lighting they will look as perfect as she does ?
User avatar #109 to #108 - derpsenderp
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Yeah totally because she looks "perfect". Low standards detected
#111 to #109 - SoundWave
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so youre not only saying that she is the standard (which she isnt), you are saying she is the low standard ?
you must be marco di vaio since youre so used to seeing much prettier girls
User avatar #112 to #111 - derpsenderp
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I never said she was lower than standard, she looks decent in that photo with the right angle and all, but saying she looks perfect is ridiculous.
#113 to #112 - SoundWave
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i never said you had claimed her to be "lower than standard".
i know that tastes differ but everyone agrees on what is generally considered beautiful, and please if you have a friend who looks better than her naturally, send me a picture of her since ive been getting more and more disappointed in women and the way they look with no make up
User avatar #115 to #113 - derpsenderp
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I quote " ..you are saying she is the low standard?"

And yeah I agree a lot of girls are pretty ugly without make-up. Reason being media has polluted our minds and being so used to seeing girls with make-up.
#116 to #115 - SoundWave
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as far as ive seen rita is for me the prettiest girl, she is naturally beautiful
all of these other "hot" female celebrities are literally ugly wihtout make up
vanessa hudgens, alba, rihanna, even beyonce
User avatar #118 to #116 - derpsenderp
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Yeah but I wouldn't be so quick to judge that based on just one picture.
#119 to #118 - SoundWave
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nah ive been stalking her on instagram and watching all of her interviews on youtube
she is gorgeous
User avatar #120 to #119 - derpsenderp
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She might be, I wouldn't say. But if that's the case then she's one of a kind.
User avatar #52 to #43 - chimpaflimp
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Rita Ora looks ******* weird. Blonde hair and black eyebrows? She looks like Alistair Darling.
#92 to #52 - SoundWave
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she is the only girl that can pull that off
#199 to #92 - anon id: 5ec3efd2
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It's okay to think a celebrity is attractive but now this is just cringe worthy
User avatar #10 to #1 - kgolish
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its because shes pregnant, thats why shes looking like that now
User avatar #21 to #1 - dehumanizer
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Mila is so pritty she's painfull to look at.
User avatar #163 to #1 - FightClub
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one bad pic and you choose the one that looks like she's still 13
User avatar #46 to #1 - listerthepessimist
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ain't that just the face of crack?
#2 to #1 - esqulax
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Here you go.
User avatar #4 to #1 - enuo
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Our Glorious Leader!
User avatar #155 - chaossniper
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woman : who would you **** mila kunis or jessica alba
man : mila kunis
... later that night
man : honey do you want chinese or pizza
woman : whay don' t you ask mila kunis
man : honey you you didn't ask me who would i **** between you and mila kunis
woman : ohhhh sugar
man : still mila kunis though
User avatar #8 - mendelevium
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Tell her
>Id rather **** you if you didn't ask such stupid questions.

Its a complement but not at the same time, bitches love that ****.
#173 to #8 - digress
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thanks asshole now I don't get ass for a week (that definitely won't last)
#143 - samoaspider
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>"lol i ain't fallin for that"

>takes the bait like whores take dick up ass
#142 - manirock
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"I would **** all three of you equally, honey"
"I would **** all three of you equally, honey"
#146 to #142 - cocainecowboy
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imagine getting your dick cut off by those ..   
   
the irony
imagine getting your dick cut off by those ..

the irony
User avatar #156 to #146 - alexthesiro
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I don't know if you could
User avatar #35 - thirdjess
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Why does it seem like dudes only date crazy bitches? I keep hearing these stories about trap questions and over reactions but I only know maybe three women who would react in such a way.

Some of these people make me disappointed in my gender.
#53 to #35 - anon id: dc2f21fb
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Yesterday I had an entire trap evening set up by a 35 year old woman I was ******* and clearly agreed that we were not in a committed relationship. She told me about another girl more my age... You can imagine how that went.
User avatar #64 to #53 - thirdjess
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The whole 'commitment free 35 year old' screams trap to me, dunno why you even bothered.
#61 to #35 - anon id: 7a61ab0c
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Because most women are either insane or so pathetically boring it makes you want to put a bullet in your head. There's a very small percentage of them that are actually dateable.
User avatar #62 to #61 - thirdjess
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Well sure if your standards are as high as Russia is wide.
#69 to #62 - anon id: 7a61ab0c
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Nope. A pretty solid portion of them are basically nuts and there's really no safe way to try and remedy that because that would involve actually bringing up in some way that you think they need to calm the **** down about something and you're really not allowed to do that.
#87 to #69 - gisuar
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sometimes it's just their pill making them crazy
User avatar #72 to #69 - thirdjess
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I wouldn't say being overly emotional is 'nuts', speaking from experience.
#73 to #72 - anon id: 7a61ab0c
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Depending upon the situation, yeah. Getting worked up over something that's objectively small and no one will care about in a week shows instability. There's more girls who are like that than not in my experience.

Also, I'll add one more category of undateable women: those who don't put out past second base. Yeah, we're not supposed to care and it makes me an asshat for saying so, but assuming you're anywhere around college age, the first thing every single dude you've met in the last few years has thought when they met you is something along the lines of "is she bangable?" If the answer is yes, then it goes "can I bang her?" Despite where our other priorities may be, that's the very first thing through our minds. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise because we're that basic.
User avatar #124 to #35 - Sasher
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Because the only stories you hear about are about the crazy ones.
User avatar #127 to #124 - thirdjess
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True. How wise. Why are you golden?
User avatar #130 to #127 - Sasher
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mod status
User avatar #132 to #130 - thirdjess
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I thought they were orange
#133 to #132 - Sasher
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Its a light orange
User avatar #135 to #133 - thirdjess
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Haha yes. Does the orange change in intensity depending on your rank of mod, like the blue does for loyalty to the site? I've just seen people around with bright orange text, is all.
User avatar #136 to #135 - Sasher
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Yep, thats how it works.
#138 to #136 - thirdjess
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Cool, cool. Have a good day.
Cool, cool. Have a good day.
#36 to #35 - inept
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''The hot ones are always crazy.''
User avatar #170 to #36 - ddoggdiggity
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"all the hot ones are crazy, all the ugly ones too" -the guy from metalocalypse
#171 to #170 - inept
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Most of them. I haven't met many sensible women, but most of the sane ones are on the less attractive side physically.
User avatar #172 to #171 - ddoggdiggity
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yea ive met a few but they are few and far between women i mean
#48 to #36 - anon id: e86acb1b
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User avatar #158 to #48 - talldumbdork
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It's true. My wife is a 5/10 and never jealous. Woot!
User avatar #37 to #36 - thirdjess
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I'm definitely crazy just not that breed of crazy.
User avatar #38 to #37 - salihzzz
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so you ugly crazy?
User avatar #39 to #38 - thirdjess
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No I'm literally crazy
User avatar #41 to #39 - salihzzz
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do you fart in empty milkcarrtons and then poor the gasses on your cereal in the morning?
User avatar #42 to #41 - thirdjess
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I don't use milk cartons
User avatar #44 to #42 - salihzzz
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yeah you ******* crazy
#45 to #44 - thirdjess
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Comment Picture
#54 to #45 - timeiskey
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"guys im crazy. Im 14 years old and im sooo random! *holds up random spork"   
   
mfw u sound like stereotypical "omg im so crazy bla bla!"
"guys im crazy. Im 14 years old and im sooo random! *holds up random spork"

mfw u sound like stereotypical "omg im so crazy bla bla!"
User avatar #55 to #54 - thirdjess
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Except I'm twenty and literally crazy. I mean literally crazy, not 'omg I'm literally dying!'
#56 to #55 - timeiskey
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I request elaboration before i believe anything.
I request elaboration before i believe anything.
User avatar #57 to #56 - thirdjess
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I have BPD, Hypervigilantism and Anxiety.
#76 to #57 - timeiskey
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so you mean your sympathetic nervous system regularly commandeers your sensory nervous system?

Every human being experiences this atleast once in his/her life.
The more you aknowledge it, the more you feed it.
Do some yoga and keep a benzodiazepine for when it is beyond a few minutes of deep breathing.

I developed this issure from ptsd from when my lung collapsed. It is no longer an issue. You aren't crazy. It's just a common nervous system glitch.
User avatar #77 to #76 - thirdjess
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I mean I was raised in an abusive household and can't quite human anymore.
#78 to #77 - timeiskey
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i was also in that situation.

You perpetuate the issue with your acknowledgement.

I know it sounds ridiculous and it must seem as though i am undermining your plight by stating so plainly as if I understand it completely, but... if you really listened to me, in 6 months you could be completely healthy.
User avatar #79 to #78 - thirdjess
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I actually planned on taking yoga a few months ago but I can't afford classes (or even the foam mat), and I fight it by forcing myself to do things that make me uncomfortable. For me, acknowledging that it's an unnatural response helps.

Is there someone in my stairwell going to attack me? No, don't be stupid, just go to the bathroom and you'll be fine. Etc.
#80 to #79 - timeiskey
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ah, well in that sense acknowledgement is good.

but stop calling yourself crazy. You aren't crazy. There is evolutionary psychological theory behind the mechanism for this issue. You might just have a variation in white matter distribution. You could be aspergic or on the autistic spectrum and are genetically predisposed to sensitivity. Go watch Temple Grandin speeches.
User avatar #81 to #80 - thirdjess
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I suffer from hysteria induced delusion, that's pretty crazy if you asked me. I once long distance called my friend in America (I'm Australian) and asked him to save me from the 'demon', and I have no recollection of it happening.
#82 to #81 - timeiskey
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Many days have I spent with an imaginary clone of my ex girlfriend.
I even had this issue where I couldn't tell the difference between the real one and the fake one, and the real one saw it happen. **** hit the fan. Evidently I was talking to both. I also am known for sending people hundreds of messages of gibberish where all i talk about are the monsters.

but i dont have that issue anymore, because every day i told myself i was okay, and i did deep breathing. Once you kill the paranoia, the vicious cycle ends. You can sort out your general life philosophy with goals and meditation. I'm not delusional. You can do it too! I believe in you!
User avatar #84 to #82 - thirdjess
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Sorry if these seems kind of insensitive but that sounds like something from a bad sitcom ahaha. Having said that, I think I would enjoy a sitcom featuring someone with Schizophrenia-esque symptoms.
User avatar #63 to #57 - zepherius
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Running a very over-reactive anxiety, and MPD, woo.....
User avatar #67 to #63 - thirdjess
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MPD was renamed to Disassociative Indentity Disorder almost two decades ago.
User avatar #68 to #67 - zepherius
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Was it really? Jesus, my therapist is behind, Thanks!
User avatar #70 to #68 - thirdjess
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Yea, you need to see a mental health specialist. A therapist is about as capable of diagnosing a mental condition as a school nurse is of cancer.
User avatar #71 to #70 - zepherius
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I'll keep that in mind next time I decide to leave the house in like, 2 months haha.
#40 to #37 - inept
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Sorry, I didn't read the second part of your post properly, no offence intended. It's just a saying. But the most attractive women I know are all a bit mental, so I think there's some truth to it..