Women. Girls complain about guys wanting a perfect girl with perfect boobs and butt. Yet the complain about not finding an attractive guy, with great personalit
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Girls complain about guys wanting a perfect girl with perfect boobs and butt.

Yet the complain about not finding an attractive guy, with great personality, and huge dick.

Hypocrites.

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Submitted: 10/03/2013
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User avatar #6 - hjgamer (10/03/2013) [+] (16 replies)
But no women think like that. Stop being such a bitter fag and you'll see.
#2 - obesefury (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
One of my female friends is, like her parents, very religious and has never seen a man before. She is, however, pretty dirty minded. One day we were talking about men and size and suddenly she announced loudly "It should be at least 30 centimeters! No! 40!!!" and we tried to explain to her that she was expecting the impossible and that it would probably hurt like shit if she would be able to find a man that big.    
   
A couple of months back she got her first job at a nursery home and a week ago, she had her first encounter with a penis when she had to wash an old man. She called me afterwards and was frightened and kept going "But it was so wrinkly and and... but... Why is it?!..." I'm sure she had a mental breakdown. Needles to say, it was fucking hilarious for me to listen  I was unable to talk to her because I was laughing so hard.
One of my female friends is, like her parents, very religious and has never seen a man before. She is, however, pretty dirty minded. One day we were talking about men and size and suddenly she announced loudly "It should be at least 30 centimeters! No! 40!!!" and we tried to explain to her that she was expecting the impossible and that it would probably hurt like shit if she would be able to find a man that big.

A couple of months back she got her first job at a nursery home and a week ago, she had her first encounter with a penis when she had to wash an old man. She called me afterwards and was frightened and kept going "But it was so wrinkly and and... but... Why is it?!..." I'm sure she had a mental breakdown. Needles to say, it was fucking hilarious for me to listen I was unable to talk to her because I was laughing so hard.
#3 - saxong (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oh how I love misused memes.
Oh how I love misused memes.
#12 - PedoBearFTW (10/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Only the stupid bitches think like that, just how the douchebag guys think like that. Stop stereotyping and thinking everyone is a shallow asshole, and maybe you'll get a girlfriend.
Only the stupid bitches think like that, just how the douchebag guys think like that. Stop stereotyping and thinking everyone is a shallow asshole, and maybe you'll get a girlfriend.
#14 - herbolifee (10/03/2013) [-]
1. Only very few women are actually like this.
2. Who the fuck cares.
3. These women won't find the perfect man, because he does not exist (Neil Patrick Harris is gay so he doens't count) and therefor their own retardation will eventually make them unhappy anyways.

MFW
#5 - shadecrenshaw (10/03/2013) [-]
This kinds of people, which i unfortunely have run into way too often, is exactly the reason I have just given up entirely.

Less of a hassle honestly.
User avatar #4 - syntheticdoll (10/03/2013) [-]
Everyone wants a hot guy/girl with huge dick/boobs and perfect body but sooner or later we give up our ideals and learn that the perfect one is maybe someone we didn't even found attractive first.
#11 - deletedmyaccount (10/03/2013) [-]
Literally every woman I've talked to about it wants an average sized dick. Huge penises apparently hurt really bad. Anything over 8 inches is unbearable, for most women.

Weird. Turns out the people who care most about penis size are dudes.
User avatar #1 - nyawgga (10/03/2013) [-]
it's the same fucking way the other way around.

just go on eharmony or match.com or even fucking craigslist. Be a goddamn man.
User avatar #8 - tobage (10/03/2013) [-]
meme holocaust
#21 - erbwie (10/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I prefer to meet my women the old fashioned way:

with alcohol and poor life decisions
User avatar #48 - chubbybastard (10/04/2013) [-]
Wrong meme, this is the sheltered college freshman not scumbag Stephanie or whatever that one is
#47 - anonymous (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As a woman, I dislike huge dicks, because they freaking hurt.
User avatar #49 to #47 - randomituseddie (10/04/2013) [-]
as a man, i dislike huge dicks, because they get all the girls.
#28 - schinderwolf (10/03/2013) [-]
is it me or are her eyes kinda derpy?
#27 - pryhuss (10/03/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in the comment section of people who aren't logged in
#13 - churchmansick (10/03/2013) [-]
I enjoy reading all these comments.hahah very mean. The point of the post was to make humor out of the hypocrites that people are. Not just girls are hypocrites but i just relate to this, because my friends that are chicks bitch about guys they hook up with's dick size. And it inspired me to make this. Dont mean to offend anybody.
User avatar #18 - princessren (10/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what is
"the perfect body"?
I am interested in what people think and if it matches what I would think
User avatar #34 to #18 - ljxjlos (10/03/2013) [-]
With woman, I have no idea. I prefer smaller boobs and girls who aren´t completely boney. Most others seem to prefer giant boobs. No idea, I´ve dated girls with several bodytypes and as long as it isn´t too extreme, many things are okay.

With men...I´d say Ottermode...judging from how I´d like to look if I wasn´t a lazy-ass bastard, this would be the perfect male body.
User avatar #17 - qqmumu (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Please stop being so fucking beta fj.....
User avatar #16 - lfunnymanl (10/03/2013) [-]
don't forget the dick is made out of chocolate that ejaculates money
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