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WOMAN R SO CONFUSING

 
WOMAN R SO CONFUSING. Its 3:00 in the morning and I should be asleep but I accidentally applied a small amount of preasure onto my peashooter to later find it e

Its 3:00 in the morning and I should be asleep but I accidentally applied a small amount of preasure onto my peashooter to later find it erect to a ear of corn on steroids. With this accidental ousting into sexy time I reached to my shelf for my pron portal and opened the browser. Right as the keyboard shifted into sight my fingers typed in the kinkiest kind of sexual butt secs kind of **** ; "giant boner shooters:BUNGHOLE EDITION" The first video that my hormone induced intentions fueled I pulled up, quickly taking a nearby homeless man and handing him microwaved pizza... the pleasure was so overwhelming I struggled against the urge to shout. "THAT BIG OLD CACTUS IS A ******* FISH", I yelled as I fell into a deep sleep. BUT HOWD I TYPE THIS WHAT

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shate going shopping but thaught Pd treat harm a day nut that she deserves
stalked past department stare
stome girls, eguide‘ t have been deer than walk past
far a jake I say " bat yen wish yet: had legs like that!“
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3- has ta step and Jet dawn befoe wheeling her up the ramp inter the next stare
vwhat the **** is wrung with momen?
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Submitted: 04/18/2014
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#1 - onderdonk (04/18/2014) [-]
no
no
#6 to #1 - supercookieduster (04/19/2014) [-]
that gif
that gif
User avatar #4 to #1 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/19/2014) [-]
damnit man...this ******* gif gives me the chills...
#5 to #4 - twentytwelve (04/19/2014) [-]
This should help with your chills
This should help with your chills
#8 to #5 - KINGOFTHESTARS (04/19/2014) [-]
I now am no longer chilled.

#2 - xcoreyx (04/19/2014) [-]
My god what is going on with the descriptions these days?
#3 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
I've seen this probably 6 times and I only just got it.
Post as anon because shame.
#7 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** wife's fw
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