woman have no sense for physics
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brlol (01/06/2016) [-] The worst part of Natural Selection is that the people around her would be caught in the explosion.
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mixedfeelings ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
i don't know why i answered hadn't even read the other comments
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evilhomer (01/06/2016) [-] "Darn this wind, let me just cover my cigarette behind the tank while I light it"
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elaxx (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not sure at all but I've never seen anyone to light a cigarette like that, even while covering it, why would you hold a cig in one hand and a lighter in the other instead of your mouth + covering it with the free hand? unless dumb bitch Another possibility is that she has no idea what she is doing and doesn't see **** so she decided to get some light... with a lighter... to the fuel tank...
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unggoy (01/07/2016) [-] If I had a nickle for every time I heard that... ...I'd be one poor ************ .
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Lolinator (01/07/2016) [-] yeah, I've heard that a lot. shouldn't have listened. who's the poor ************ ?
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anon (01/07/2016) [-]
if you think the gas station or the car will explode youre playing too many video games
the pump, the fuel tank and the underground reservoir completely displace the oxygen from the fuel, by design, specifically to prevent such things from happening...the worst you can do is hold the pump valve open and continue pumping fuel into the open air...which only happens if youve fouled up a bank robbery and are trying to get away from under cover agent keanu reeves
the pump, the fuel tank and the underground reservoir completely displace the oxygen from the fuel, by design, specifically to prevent such things from happening...the worst you can do is hold the pump valve open and continue pumping fuel into the open air...which only happens if youve fouled up a bank robbery and are trying to get away from under cover agent keanu reeves
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ashampoo (01/07/2016) [-] > too many video games
yea, sure.
well i had no idea that at the gas station they are secured like that, but i dont think that i would want to stay there when there is some fire around a place that could go off like hell. as iam not a firefighter nor i carry any equipment for defeating fire, im not sure why i should stay on the site either.
last but not least: why dont you log in and say that like a man?
yea, sure.
well i had no idea that at the gas station they are secured like that, but i dont think that i would want to stay there when there is some fire around a place that could go off like hell. as iam not a firefighter nor i carry any equipment for defeating fire, im not sure why i should stay on the site either.
last but not least: why dont you log in and say that like a man?
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theguywhoaskswhy (01/07/2016) [-] Or perhaps they have a strong sense of self preservation?
"Let Darwin have this bitch. I'll be on pump 8."
"Let Darwin have this bitch. I'll be on pump 8."
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anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Start the fire. Too bad no one told her it was always burning since the world's been turning.
In reality, she seems to have been trying to light a cigarette, which would have been dumb in and of itself, but what started the fire is the fact that she tried to protect her cigarette lighter from the wind by hiding it directly behind the nozzle of the ******* gas pump.
In reality, she seems to have been trying to light a cigarette, which would have been dumb in and of itself, but what started the fire is the fact that she tried to protect her cigarette lighter from the wind by hiding it directly behind the nozzle of the ******* gas pump.
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anon (01/07/2016) [-]
"woman have no sense for physics"
Well, yes, that may be true, but women are just stupid as **** anyways. You could have just said that women have no common sense or women are ******* dense.
Hell, while we are at it, women don't understand rocket science. Women don't understand god.
******* women. Brainless kitchen slaves and baby poppers. Otherwise useless.
Well, yes, that may be true, but women are just stupid as **** anyways. You could have just said that women have no common sense or women are ******* dense.
Hell, while we are at it, women don't understand rocket science. Women don't understand god.
******* women. Brainless kitchen slaves and baby poppers. Otherwise useless.
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einsampibroch (01/07/2016) [-] Neuroscience involves education, and somehow people can be PhD-Level eggheads and still have no common sense. Isaac Asimov wrote an essay on this, "What is Intelligence, Anyway?" In it, Isaac's auto mechanic tricks him with a riddle, to which the mechanic says, "...You're so goddamn educated, doc, I knew you couldn't be very smart," and Isaac agrees with him.
Women are different.
Regardless of education, they'll think they got everything figured out, and run with it headfirst right into a wall. I got a cousin who graduated CSUN with a Journalism Major, and even with her savvy with 14+ social media computer things and her close following to football news (she wants to be a sports broadcaster), I can honestly say she's an idiot. Related to her "passion," any Dude with with Fantasy stats can give you just as good a rundown on all the teams, and while she knows football really well, that's just it. She finds the team training sessions boring, and is clueless about NFL Regulations (equipment standards, rule updates, etc.) She doesn't care for any other sports. In my cousin's profession, her disinterest in her reports is AUDIBLY OBVIOUS, with neither a voice for radio, nor a face for TV. Her writing and literacy in general is just sub par, like, bad.
Outside of work, my Coz has no domestic skills to speak of (Feminists, am I right?): her meals are grease traps, her stitching is shoddy, and the only thing black about my Coz is her thumb (plants whither in her prescence her gardening's bad).
Speaking of Black... (Not to be racist but racist comment).
The shade of peanut butter and suddenly she's all Ebony with the Bruddahs. She tries to be black, like BET and chicken & waffles level. As a French Moroccan, I KNOW I'm more (North) African than her, I listen to Bobby Womack (the Soul of Soul), I actually led a Kwanzaa Mass, and at least I'm not allergic to watermelon --
OH MY GOD SHE'S ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING AND DOES'NT EVEN CARRY AN EPIPEN!!!! Shrimp, grass, Peanuts, melon, strawberry, you name it, Coz got it. Seriously, I could kill her with a mistletoe, Baldur-Style it's worrisome, yet she doesn't carry any medicine, and doesn't inform any restaurant of her allergies she's got a death wish of some kind.
This is a 24-year-old woman right out of university who is educated but still stupid.
My Cousin's the best example but I have others.
I bet some chick at work a buck to drink Jolokia Sauce. She delivered, then tried to wash it down with LEMON JUICE. I slapped that **** out of her hand it would have killed her, but she snuck into the powder room to drink hot water instead. She couldn't feel her jaw for two days she said it felt as if it burned away and fell off like the nerve induction box from Dune. She was lucky the added sting of lemons would have knocked her out. She claimed to be a foodie. Working at a restaurant.
I know this gal who's way into astronomy (her major) and Science fact. I'm more into Science Fiction, but I can keep up with her jargon. We got into the Martian Movie, she said it's as real as a shrink ray. Ray? More like Bradbury! I schooled her on Pym Particles and the possibility of shrinking volume while maintaining mass, and then proceeded to expound on the exacting science behind the movie being accurate. And she thought all I was good for was geeking out over pure fantasy.
All 'educated' women, still, no common sense, no humility to admit they don't know something, and for it, all stupid.
I'd have a greater respect for them if they stop being so casul and git gud.
Women are different.
Regardless of education, they'll think they got everything figured out, and run with it headfirst right into a wall. I got a cousin who graduated CSUN with a Journalism Major, and even with her savvy with 14+ social media computer things and her close following to football news (she wants to be a sports broadcaster), I can honestly say she's an idiot. Related to her "passion," any Dude with with Fantasy stats can give you just as good a rundown on all the teams, and while she knows football really well, that's just it. She finds the team training sessions boring, and is clueless about NFL Regulations (equipment standards, rule updates, etc.) She doesn't care for any other sports. In my cousin's profession, her disinterest in her reports is AUDIBLY OBVIOUS, with neither a voice for radio, nor a face for TV. Her writing and literacy in general is just sub par, like, bad.
Outside of work, my Coz has no domestic skills to speak of (Feminists, am I right?): her meals are grease traps, her stitching is shoddy, and the only thing black about my Coz is her thumb (plants whither in her prescence her gardening's bad).
Speaking of Black... (Not to be racist but racist comment).
The shade of peanut butter and suddenly she's all Ebony with the Bruddahs. She tries to be black, like BET and chicken & waffles level. As a French Moroccan, I KNOW I'm more (North) African than her, I listen to Bobby Womack (the Soul of Soul), I actually led a Kwanzaa Mass, and at least I'm not allergic to watermelon --
OH MY GOD SHE'S ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING AND DOES'NT EVEN CARRY AN EPIPEN!!!! Shrimp, grass, Peanuts, melon, strawberry, you name it, Coz got it. Seriously, I could kill her with a mistletoe, Baldur-Style it's worrisome, yet she doesn't carry any medicine, and doesn't inform any restaurant of her allergies she's got a death wish of some kind.
This is a 24-year-old woman right out of university who is educated but still stupid.
My Cousin's the best example but I have others.
I bet some chick at work a buck to drink Jolokia Sauce. She delivered, then tried to wash it down with LEMON JUICE. I slapped that **** out of her hand it would have killed her, but she snuck into the powder room to drink hot water instead. She couldn't feel her jaw for two days she said it felt as if it burned away and fell off like the nerve induction box from Dune. She was lucky the added sting of lemons would have knocked her out. She claimed to be a foodie. Working at a restaurant.
I know this gal who's way into astronomy (her major) and Science fact. I'm more into Science Fiction, but I can keep up with her jargon. We got into the Martian Movie, she said it's as real as a shrink ray. Ray? More like Bradbury! I schooled her on Pym Particles and the possibility of shrinking volume while maintaining mass, and then proceeded to expound on the exacting science behind the movie being accurate. And she thought all I was good for was geeking out over pure fantasy.
All 'educated' women, still, no common sense, no humility to admit they don't know something, and for it, all stupid.
I'd have a greater respect for them if they stop being so casul and git gud.
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einsampibroch (01/07/2016) [-]
Thanks. Didn't think it'd be taken seriously what with all that Casul-bashing. Anybody got a Legendary Story?
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xevilpenguinx (01/07/2016) [-] Although there are some intelligent women out there. Just that a lot of women are quite dense.
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Fungu (01/07/2016) [-]
*See her fumbling to put out fire by hand*
*Me silently shaking my head as she ignores the piles of snow around her person.*
*Me silently shaking my head as she ignores the piles of snow around her person.*
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Lolinator (01/07/2016) [-]
she's waving her arms around trying to put it out. how about you try using some of that snow, y'know frozen WATER?
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shibblehiggins (01/07/2016) [-] Smoking at a gas station is one of the best ways to explain how it can affect those around you.
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nargogh (01/07/2016) [-]
I would have escaped right when she ignited the lighter, not ******* wait until she use it
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novus (01/07/2016) [-] Wow, these ******* witnesses though. Don't get me wrong, fire-lady is dumb as a bag of bricks. But these people filming don't shout for her to stop so she doesn't light the whole place on fire? And then when she does light her car on fire, they just drive away? Not call the authorities or anything? "Oh well, at least when everyone dies and we didn't help it'll all be in our rear view mirror"
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elaxx (01/07/2016) [-]
It's Russia and it's a dash cam. They probably haven't even noticed what she was doing until the hellfire broke out. Then just out of fear and obvious influence of movies (they assumed that it's gonna go BOOM really soon) they decided not to wait what's gonna happen. Hear guy saying "dura blyat", roughly translates to "stupid bitch" and woman saying "nenormalnaya", roughly translates to "she is crazy" like "she is out of her mind".
